Chasing the Myth-Water | Sand Land | LIVE Playthrough
You lost what I need. Your love is what I need. Your love’s what I need. Your love is what I need. Are you feeling Your love’s what I need. Your love is what I need. All right. What is up? What is up? We’re back with a brand new game tonight. One that I am very excited to get into and that is Sandland. Now, for those of you that may not know this game, Sandland is an action RPG set in a vast, unforgiving desert where humans and demons alike endure a dire water shortage, exacerbated by the greedy rule of a tyrannical king. play as the mischievous fiend Prince Bezobub, son of the demon king, who teams up with his loyal sidekick, Thief, and the grizzled human sheriff Ralph. This unlikely trio sets off on a thrilling quest across treacherous dunes, battling foes and uncovering secrets in pursuit of the legendary Spring, a fabled oasis said to hold the key to quenching the land’s thirst. Featuring explosive vehicle-based combat, deep customization, and openw world exploration, the game expands on Akira Toriyama’s beloved manga with whimsical designs, high octane action, and heartfelt camaraderie, all while keeping the desert’s mystery firmly under wraps. All right, let’s get right into it. Of course, going to have the EULA. Take my soul game. Wow. Three pages of it. All right. Ooh. Receive the following add-ons can be collected from the Spino Garage. A 75 mm tank gun. A begger pardon. And decals. One of those uh is not like the others. Right. I think everything is all right here. Uh, we’ll leave screen shake on for now. If it’s too intense, we’ll go ahead and take it off. Just leave everything at default. Uh, I don’t see a subtitle option. Hopefully, it’s just there by default. We’ll see. All right, let’s get right into it. New game. difficulty. Casually enjoy the story with easy battles, normal, balanced to difficulty or hard. For those who enjoy challenging battles, hard it is. God, I have not played a Toriyama game in such a long time. I am very excited. That is a huge scorpion. So cool. Let me play with it, too. Give me a second. Wait your turn. Is that a ghost with an umbrella? Hey, it’s here. What’s here? Centaur. Let’s go. Oh, that’s us. You’re a centaur. Oh, we are right in it. Yo, RMG relunch. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Wow, they’re really gunning it. Don’t lose him. We’ll do. Let’s go make a real impression on him. We’ve got to catch them first. That’s right. Come on. Stay with them with our one one centaur power. Huh? Who are those guys? Demons. Step on it. Step on it. Uh-oh. They think they can shake us. Wrong. Watch out. Whoa. I see him. I see him. Good job. Let’s go. Let’s go. Okay. Don’t lose him. Oh, come on. We’re so close. Almost got him. Keep going. The hell are they? Curses. Transport. Gotcha. Yoink. Thanks for the water. Yoink. Oh, that hurt. You stupid jerk. Okay, we’re bulletproof. Good to know. Work on this freak of nature. Ow, my head. Oh, now you’re in. That’s right. Hey, To. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Dang it. Well, I’m pretty awesome, right? Kapow. Stop dodging, Prince. Now’s your chance. Yeah, on it. Epic trick. Training us like pushovers. Fine. Guess I don’t need to hold back then. defeat them. Pretty awesome, right? All right, there’s one. This is all she wrote. There we go. Okay, that should do it. That is not a whole lot of water. All right, let’s rumble. Let’s rumble. Curse you, demons. Don’t complain. We’re only taking a bit. Pleasure doing business. Oh, we got it filled up in a wagon. Too much point in stealing a few sips of water at a goal like this. I say it’s high time we hijack the king’s entire water source for ourselves. For ourselves? I say you control yourself. Let the humans up their dwindling numbers first. Why? We don’t want to drive them to extinction after all. Okay, that’s fair. Try a world without humans. I dare you. Believe me, it’d be awfully boring for Deankind. Would it? Huh? What’s a human? Oh. Huh? What is it, Prince? What are you doing? A Hey, you. It’s water. Take it. Water. Thank you. Guess the world really is coming to an end. The fiend prince giving water to a human. I couldn’t believe my eyes. My doing good deeds. We might as well turn in our pitchforks. Shut it. I’ll torment the kid plenty once he grows up. Ah, so this is the demon village. Okay. Reminds me of something you would see on like Tatooine. Hey, we’ve got water. Woohoo. Woohoo. Right. Can’t remember the last time I had water. Thanks a bunch. You’re welcome, Kron. Good. Good. Good. By the way, Prince, it sounds like slimes at Death’s Door. It’s Alalfa, old grownup. The little rascal, huh? Huh? I think he accidentally fell asleep in the sun again. Okay. Oh, this is thief. Too late yet. Would you please go bring him some waterprints? Sure, but where is he? I heard that he and Pa were hanging out together up on top of that cliff. Okay. Nothing’s ever easy. Oh, and should you come across anyone else in need of water on the way, give them some, too, would you? Leave it to me, ye thief. Hey, aren’t you just pushing your chores on me? Yes. Well, I wouldn’t dream of it. I am tied up with other tasks though. Oh, I’m sure. Like what? Huh? Fine, whatever. I’ll go. Quest icon. Okay, it looks like a little badge. After accepting a quest, a new quest, a quest icon will appear on the map to show where you should go to progress the quest. Well, let’s get our hold. Water delivery with a little water bottle icon. and our left. Oh well, we’ll just keep going. What’s up, Cast? My fool of a son keeps saying he’ll leave to travel. Please tell him that he’s a thousand years too young for that prince. Is it Merald? There’s loot. Oh, we got some dyes. might turn out to be useful later. Interesting. Hello, Kyuki. Oh, Prince, could you do something for me? What do you need? Next time you go out of town, get me raptor scales. Raptor scales. You got it. Please. I can’t take it anymore. Better. Please. Hey, you okay? Here, have some water. some water. That was close. I tried seeing how long I could go without water. Why? Nearly died. Yeah. Find a new way to kill time. Oh, yeah. I’ve learned my lesson. Here, take this as thanks. As thanks. E-grade steel. My throat is killing me. Ewoo, I got you. Ehoo, are you all right? Got some water for you. Water. I’m alive again. I gave out so much water that there was none left for me. Maybe we should steal even more from the humans. That would be a great help. Thanks. Oh, right. Take this for your trouble. Ooh, what is it? Vegetable oil. Okay. Not what I was expecting. Is there Is there cooking in this? Also, I see loot. It’s all mine. Mine. A B-grade cable. Okay. Got relaunch. I’m glad. Heck yeah. I’ve been doing good. I’m glad to hear that, man. Hey, Prince. What you up to? Hello, Noama. Passing out water. Thief told me to. Oh, Goblin was just complaining about being parched to the bone. He’ll be thrilled. Thanks, Prince. Anytime. Hey. Hello, furry. Hey, Prince. Want to play a game of horseshoes? I lost you last time. Now I know a way to take revenge. You’re on. Hey. Hey. Here we go. I guess we can’t play yet. Here we go. We already got a double jump. Sweet. Hello, Pa. Brought some. What? Whoa. Is he okay? He doesn’t look too good. Make it in time. No. No. There’s still time. Throw it on him now. Throw it on him now. No need to yell, Kobe. think you can save him? Well, we shall see. Well, probably. Yeah. This is like a magic bottle. It’s holding a lot of water in it. Oh, it’s all gone. Again. A What’s up, slime? Wow, way to go. Thought you were a gunner. That is not the shape I thought you would be. Uh-huh. Great. Why is your voice so dang loud? Water delivery complete. Thanks, Prince. Stop falling asleep in the sun, would you? No, no kidding. Today is a real scorcher. Scorcher. Oh my god, I can even see like the heat waves. Same as always. Wonder what that thing is in the distance. Why’ the world have to end up like this? Things have been like this for around 50 years now. Mhm. Ever since man’s foolishness and a succession of natural disasters, oh boy, caused this once small desert to expand farther and farther until it had swallowed up pretty much the entire world. The entire world is a desert. That’s not good. Who somehow managed to survive? Well, they just kept on waging their pointless wars. Sounds like us. Oh, now we are one of those humans. The rebel army hideout is just ahead. There they are. There they are. It’s the Royal Army. Protect the PG. We can’t let them destroy that machine. Guard it at all costs. like that. Got him. Welcome to World of Tanks. Now destroy that weapon before they have a chance to use it. Keep advancing until the facility is in range of your cannon. Kaboom. Is that filled with water? Aim carefully and beat them a healthy serving of cannon fire. You got it, Nappa. Come home. And so humanity’s inane belligerance resulted in the worst possible outcome for the entire planet. Demons belong in gloomy darkness. So what are we doing out here under the blazing sun? Kobe, they call this. That is an incredible throw. Sandland. Sand land. You know, the grade in like a thousand years, but a chance encounter is about to change this dying wasteland forever. Damn, she has the entire desert and she drives right over the only water bottle. Nice by anonymous user. Thank you so much for the gifted sub. I really appreciate it. God, that bike is like classically Doryama. It is straight out of Capsule Corp. Ah, this must be Ralph. That’s right. I’m a human. I come from a neighboring town. I’m Sheriff Ralph. I’m here today because I want to ask for you demons help. Now, is one of your leaders willing to listen to what I have to say? Take me to your leader. Oh my god, what an entrance. Sheriff, you’ve got guts showing your face around here. So, are you the demon’s leader? The great king Lucifer is our leader. His dad is Lucifer. He’ll never meet with you himself. I’m the fiend prince be above. State your business. Really reminds me of like Trunks. Well, then I’ll get straight to the point. I’d like your assistance with my mission. Searching for the legendary spring. The legendary spring. Legendary? Explain. I mean, I’m not interested. I have reason to believe that it exists somewhere here in this desert. Are you sure? spring in this freaking desert. You must have sunstroke or something. What makes you think that? Do you know a bird called the water finch? No. This bird feeds on small freshwater fish. Okay. And during it season flies north to lay eggs among the rocky cliffs there. Hey, that’s so th it does sound familiar. But how exactly is this relevant? Hey CCG, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Jumping into Sandland. We are indeed. This will be a long one. quarterfinch flying north yesterday. This means there must be a spring with small fish to sustain these birds. All right. Somewhere in this desert to the south of our current location. Oh, you played it a while ago. Nice. How’d you like it? The desert to the south of here is dangerous and wild. I doubt a lone human can make it even so far as halfway across. That’s why I’m here. I would like for a powerful demon to accompany me on my journey. Let’s say we somehow managed to find this spring. It was okay. I don’t want to say too much. Okay. Do you really think that humans and demons could share its water between them? Of course. If you like, you’re even free to live there yourselves. As thanks for your help. Wow. All we ask is to be allowed to take what water we need to get by. You’ve got yourself a deal. So, tell me, is all this your idea, or are you here on behalf of the king? It’s my plan alone. As if that greedy tyrant cares for anyone other than himself. We must find this spring by ourselves. For the people. For the people. Oh, fate. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. What’s good? All sand. I enjoyed this a lot when you played it. Hell yeah. Doesn’t sound like a bad deal. But we’ve been doing fine stealing water for ourselves. How about it? Working with a serve that selfish king right to have his stash. Sounds a bit too dangerous, don’t you think? Please accept this as a token of goodwill. Bribery accepted. One of the few game consoles to have survived these chaotic times. What does it run on? So cool. And with games, too. Let’s go. Hold on. I’ll ask my dad for permission. Dad, you’re not going to believe it. Hitting the road. Out of the way. I’m on official demon business. This is a huge chamber. Uh-oh. Hey, uh, Dad. It’s Dbora. He’s huge. Yes, I heard. Aid him. That humans plan will benefit us as well. And he seems trustworthy enough. Can you read in the dark, Pops? Yeah. Yeah, it looks like him. And it gives you a chance to sharpen your skills. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Said, dear. Uh-huh. Once you return, you’re only allowed to use that console for 1 hour a day. A man, be sure to only play in a bright room and don’t sit too close to the screen. Yes. Is that what you read in the dark, Dad? Um, fear’s fear. Yeah. warn him about Majin Buu. He’s Yeah, we’re going in this. How many passengers can fit with luggage? Looking at two at most. Wait, two? What’s in the back then? Then me and thief. I guess looks like you pulled a short straw. You know all kinds of stuff and you’re good at stealing. Can’t argue with that logic. Prince, I just thought of something. What’s that? It might be easier to have someone who can fly carry you there. Quit complaining and get your butt in here right now. Hey, let’s move. Friends, stay on your toes. Come back for us. Let’s go. Let’s go. Head to the legendary spring. Go south. First, let’s head south. That’s the direction the water finch came from. Hey, old man. How long do you think this is going to take? Call me Ralph, please. Okay, old man Ralph. Probably quite some time. Hey, let me take the wheel for a bit. The human machines to their makers, Prince. Sure, take it for a spin. Hell yeah. I knew I’d like to row. Oh my goodness. A shark. What a pull. All right, points have been added. Let’s see. Driving Ralph’s car. He moved with the left stick. Autopilot is up. You can aim with the camera. Got it. The right stick. Hold triangle to leave. And L3 is the nitrous. You can fast travel to towns or camps you’ve already been to. In the map menu, move the cursor to the desired icon and hold square to travel there. Fast travel might be disabled at certain points in the story or during battles. First time driving. Let’s start by going straight. Budget. That’s right. Just follow the road south. Boy. Well, well, not bad. You’re a natural kid. You got that right. Boost to speed up. We’re going like 60. This is some hazardous terrain. Got through it flawlessly. What is this? I see a loot box. You know, this is kind of exciting. Well, I’m not excited. Well, you’re not driving. No, sir. Not even a little. You going to be like this the entire time, thief? Here we go. I’m curious. Who’s the second strongest demon in your village? Me. Duh. As things stand now. Yes, that’s probably true. It wasn’t true before. Somehow I don’t like the way you phrased that. I don’t either. Are you planning a coup thief? I’ve got my eye on you. Wow, there is tons of stuff in here. Got some B-grade gear, shock absorbing rubber, some springs, bolts, and vegetable oil. So like why do we need water to live? That’s because the human body is composed of roughly 60% water. Mine is 60% coffee. Hey AC, what about demons? That depends on the species. Slime’s body is nearly 100% water, for instance. Oh my goodness. Oh, what is that? It looks like there are actual materials to like mine in this. Take this. Oh, we got the raptor scale. I forgot someone asked about that in the uh the the town. Break an ore vein to obtain ore. There are various types of ore which can be used to make an upgrade part. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. Iron ore and niter. Ner. I barely know her. All right, back to the ride. There’s nothing in this one, right? Some empty water bottles. Okay, here we go. Punch it. Prince, yo, there are a lot of small caves all over Sandland. There may be items inside them that could be of use to us. Get bonked. Run him over. Yeah. Jump in front of my car. I’m getting dizzy. Stop moving. Well, so it goes, Prince. Yo, there are a lot of small caves all over Sandland. I know. We were just in one. Items inside them that could be of use to us. We already got them. So far so good. Take that. Nice. One down. You’re getting a whole one experience. Punch it. Can I see how big this map actually is? Pretty big. Pretty big. Okay. Here we go. Showtime, man. I’m good. Killer scorpion exoskeleton. All right. What is that? Is that venom? It is. Bunch of components. All right. You know your way around a battle. You got that right. This is great. Oh. Oh, those holes. That’s not good. Step on it. Wow, there are tremors. A Gy dragon and it’s hungry. Of course it is. Even I can’t be something that huge. It’s on our tail. Escaping the Gi Dragon. The Gchi Dragon will chase after your car. likes to burrow burrow deep under the earth and burst out of the ground to attack. Lure it to you. Then use lefts and rights to dodge left and right. Don’t run out of boost. We need to go faster. It’s catching up. I’m going as fast as I can. Oh, don’t spare the engine. Hold speed. Put the pedal to the floor. We’re learning. Not good. Step on it. This is as fast as it goes. Not good. On it. We might just make it. How much further? We need to go faster. It’s catching up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Don’t let it gain up. We need to go faster. It’s catching up. I’m trying. Not good. Step on it. Okay. Only like 300 ft to go. Damn it. Here. What? Oh. Oh my god. To the face. Hope we didn’t need any of that. Arrow Village Ruins. We just barely escaped. We just barely escaped. That was nothing. Were you impressed with my driving? Outside the village and we’ve lost all our food and water. Oh, like that’s what you let go, Ralph. Head to the legendary spring complete. Is it complete? I don’t think we’re there. There. Let me hold the bird. Ooh, interesting. You get like a down smash kind of. There are aerial combos. Uh, you can’t chain light and heavy together. Not now. Anyway, do I have a skill tree? We do. New finishing move. Press circle during a combo to keep attacking. Take that. We’ll get some plant matter. A rubber ducky. Oh, a new treasure. Hey, legendary. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you and Ry are well this evening. Oh, this one is on my list. Heck yeah. I am so excited to play it. So far, I’m loving it. Ah, shucks. It’s just a toy duck. What do you mean just a toy? Duck, too. They must have been so hungry they’d even eat a toy. That’s no laughing matter. There’s no military food relief here. And bandits are rampant. It’s no wonder the people would starve. Well, if bandits are rampant, that means they have food. Akira’s the man. He is. He is indeed. Rumor has it that starvation drove them to eat horrible things. Horrible. Like what? Don’t say other people. Prince, some things are better left unsaid. Oh my god. Why? Why? We’re talking about humans doing something. Something that is taboo even to us demons. Oh my god. H demons don’t even eat other demons. Hold on there. It’s plenty taboo to us, too. And yet, And yet they must have been in dire straits to come so close to breaking that taboo. Oh, you made the gimbop earlier. Heck yeah. He posted a pic in your Discord. I will check that out. Food. Oh, it looks so good. You did a great job. That looks very tasty. Oh, and had pork pot stickers with them. Hell yeah. We’re kind of over stuffing your first rolls. That happens. That happens. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. He looks so good. You did a great job. So, you’re saying this toy like symbolizes a taboo? That’s kind of cool. I’ll keep it. That’s not the issue here. I’m not supposed to have it. I want it. Oh, it’s a key item. A tattered old toy. Okay. Where are all the people? Looks like it’s abandoned. H Oh, why did they all leave? Well, they likely moved somewhere safer. It’s dangerous around here. Is there somewhere safer? Well, it looks like there is a cave. We’ll see if there’s any loot to be had. A B-grade meter. Oh, nothing in the barrel. Okay, there’s a dino. Can I pet that dog? Oh, there is someone here. Riku, where’s Sora? Riku. Boom. I knew it. You knew what? Oh my goodness. Loki, thanks so much for the raid. I really appreciate it, man. How did Breath Edge go? Did you end up finding the uh the engineering suit blueprint? Yes. Nice work. And you made your own base today. Hell yes. Shakes head. Hey Skeletor, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Poto Shakinuen Rio Kawa Skeletor. Hope you’re having a great evening. Want to know where you found it? Yes. Where’d you find it? Is it somewhere incredibly obvious? It wasn’t just like in your crafting thing, was it? Cuz I did try googling, but like that was all that would come up. Ah, okay. in your new base research badge. Ah, well, now you know. Now you know for future future suits, I imagine. But nice work. Oh, and thank you, Teemo. Shuriken shoe hand blade. So shuriken blade hidden in the hand. Oh yeah, the next suit is in there too. Sweet. Thank god. Okay, you don’t have to yell. And you what? See, I was headed for Talbo. for for Talbo. But I couldn’t find the arch landmark and got hopelessly lost. There’s a McDonald’s in Talbo. I thought I was a goner until I came across a traveling merchant in this ghost town. There’s a merchant where? But now I know I’m a goner. Why’ I have to run into demons of all things? It must be my destiny to die here. That’s right. Now give me all your loot. Oh, and Skeletor with a seven stream streak. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Like seven something. 67 perhaps. There’s even a space car. You need to make that. You’re such afraid. I cannot wait to see that in action. Cool it. We’re not going to kill you. Just go. Really? Thanks. You’re welcome. And there he goes. Take that. Take that. Ooh, we got a health drink. Okay. Uh, press left, open up the ring menu. And I pet that dog. And I pet that dog. Ah, low key. Yes, I do. And I will. It’s a bit a ways away because there are mats you don’t have yet that you need to make. Okay. Okay. Okie dokie. Simple enough. Looks like we cannot go into the houses. I do see more loot though. All right, that should be most of the things. Ah, here’s the traveling merchant. Can I pet this dog? Arrow Village Ruins. Oh, team legendary. Uh, wow. Yo, legendary bard. Let’s go. The great job of that kebab. I know. It looks so good. You looked amazing in the pick. And you made mandu, too. Yum. You’re out here cooking a whole feast. She is. She is. Uh, did you know this game is Dragon Ball Adjacent? I did indeed. I did indeed made by the legendary Akira Toriyama. And we are currently the demon prince Vazzlebub and our father Lucifer is 100% Dborah. Yes. Rest in peace sir. Yakuza. Yeah. 89 three means loser. Is it really? Hello, peddler. Hey. Yes. Rest in pepperoni. Welcome. And Please, I’m begging you. Just don’t steal my soul. Anything but that. I can’t steal souls. And even if I could, why would I want to? Yeah, I know. What’s so special about your soul, peddler? Oh, that’s so Well, then that makes you a customer. Sure changed his quickly. You did. What are you doing here? Oh, I’m just a humble peddler traveling all over this kingdom to sell my wares. I’m running low on inventory, so I’m heading back home. Just happened to stop here for a quick rest. There’s nothing here, though. So, you don’t live here? Of course not. This village was abandoned ages ago. Not going to lie, I would love to rest in pepperoni. I would, too. Why is that? He screams too much. Now I throw a kunai at his feet. Well, this and that happened and the residents went away. Surprise. How about being less vague? This whole village was built from the ground up during the old war to create a safe place to send civilian evacuees. Okay. Is was there a new war? When the war ended, so did the royal army supply shipments. Ah, that cut down the population lickety split. I bet. And as if that wasn’t enough, nearby bandits started raiding the place once the army pulled out of the area. Sounds about right. What you see before you is the result. You’d better watch out for bandits yourselves. I can handle myself. Thank you very much, peddler. Like petty thieves are going to scare off a fiend. Well, you never can be too careful. You know what they say. What do they say? An ounce of preventions worth a pound of cure. Do people say that? On that note, check out my wares. They’re sure to come in handy on your travels. Good cell. That’s right. The hero never dies and neither does the cameraman. Okay, so we can buy health drinks. We have 500 zeni a strength serum temporarily boost attack by a small amount and the defense dose temporarily boost defense by a small amount. Go buy a couple of these. Yeah, that looks good. Thank you for coming. You’re welcome. Actually, what kind of things can I sell? We can sell materials. I don’t really want to just yet. I don’t really know what they’re for. Let’s see. E-grade steel can be obtained from workshops and vehicles. Used to mod parts and vehicles. Vegetable oil, a natural oil extracted from plant matter and cacti used to make parts found in item shops and workshops. Cables for modding vehicles used to make parts. Okay. Raptor scales used for forging special alloys. Enhances the strength of metals. Okay. It can be used as an ingredient in synthesizing special oil once neutralized. Thank you for coming. Interesting. Uh, you watched Dragon Ball Da. I uh I saw maybe like the first one or two episodes. I still need to go back and watch it. I have been slacking. Oh, Skeletor. I need healing. Temo the cameraman. I never thought of that. Yes, it is a meme. on the interwebs. Hey molds, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Have you finished uh Da Loki? All right. before we go to the quest marker. Never mind, I can’t. We’re going to the quest marker. Oh, yeah, dude. How was it? Also, I I hope they keep making uh Super cuz cuz the uh the manga does go on beyond the Tournament of Power. I think there’s like one more arc, right? Right. It’s dope in your opinion. Hell yeah. And Super is coming back in 26. Okay. Yo, I can’t wait for that. Yo, Spectre, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. You need a little help with what? I can sneak. I We do have a dodge. I didn’t realize that. Oh, any repair kits to buy? Um, not that I saw. Not that I saw from this merchant. He only had the uh the three types of of drinks currently, although he did say he was like out of most of his stuff. He was heading back home. Uh Super the manga or anime? I think I think the anime is coming back in 26, right? No spoilers in Diamond, but the last few episodes are your fave. Ooh. Oh no. Spectre, your dog of 11 years is being put down tomorrow. She’s been with you almost your whole life. It’s hitting hard, man. I bet. I bet that is that is never easy. I am sorry to hear that. But I’m sure you’ve made many, many happy memories with her. And she enjoyed a life full of love. Loia, the anime is coming back in 26, so I’ve been told. I hope it is. I hope so, too. Don’t hold me to that. If it does not come back, I will. That’s right, CCG. I promise. We’ll hold you to it. Not going to lie, you’re probably one of the wisest people I know. I appreciate that very much. I mean, it’s just going to take time. Time will heal a lot. I think reminiscing is good. It’s part of the healing process. But yes, we’re sending you all of our love. Oh, and Skeletor Kto Sui Ryu means nine headed water dragon. So what should we do? What should we do? Without provisions, surely our only choice is to turn back. Usually you don’t feel anything. God, emotions suck. Yeah. Yep. They can they can suck. You know, there should be a town called Talbo, not too far from here. All a part of being human. Wait, Talbo? Didn’t you say that’s where you’re from? Not that I have any money, but we’ll figure something out. Sounds like we don’t have a choice. Fine, then. Let’s get moving. All right. Shall we get back to the car? We shall. Driving to me. That’s right. All right. I think we got all of the loot in town. We can probably check this cave finally. Let’s head for that stone arch. Talib’s just beyond it. Okie dokie. It’s about time. Loki, you’ve had two pets die in the past. After the second one, it hurts so much that I will not have any pets anymore. I don’t need more of that kind of pain in your life. Oh my goodness. Hello, lizard. H a notebook. Candles. Someone’s living here. Someone’s living here. Weird. I don’t sense any humans. Probably a traveling merchants camp. H. It’s not safe in these parts. Well, the food plagued by bandits. The cans are still filled with food. Been hiding from here. I’ve heard speech. You still have three cats. A month. I just go beat those bandits black and blue instead. That’s right. I suppose you would, Prince. I suppose you would. Oh, and Skeletor, you have seven cats. A Teemo Sandine is an action adventure game. Oh, thank you, Teemo. Set in a desert where world where demons and humans team up to search for a legendary water source. Would there be a logical and/or geological way of looking for water? Uh, yeah. I mean, they could just dig. If you ever think you might be lost, you should check the map. Yeah. Getting lost and having to backtrack would be a I’m surprised none of them thought of that yet. Here we go. Give me the ore. Hey, I could tell you where there will be water geologically if you show you the if I show you the memo. Okay. Uh I will admit uh we don’t have it all unlocked yet. It kind of gets revealed as you explore, but uh this is what we’ve got so far. Is that a ravine? Uh, I think it used to be a ravine. However, the uh the surface water has all but dried up essentially. Hey yo, Carp, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. You had a decent amount of fun with this. Heck yeah. Story was really nice. Ooh. I low key, the game devs, this game did a good job of making this game look uh like a drawing. Yeah, they did. They did. It really has that like Toriyama touch to it. Most likely in the ravine alongside oil. Don’t tell America. Just kidding. We already know. We’re already there. We’re already in control of it. Oh my god, bro. KBY, I really love the art style in the game. Yeah. Is this your first day? It is. It is. Also worth noting uh for those of you with a PlayStation Plus premium subscription uh this game is included in that subscription to like the arches of temples. Ah, like the uh the Tori gate. I guess mountain yama would mean mountain typically. So mountain gate. Oh, Spectre, you’re playing through Pokemon Z through A. How is it? How are you liking it? You got it with your prize money. Ooh. Over sandland pedaling their fun. Nice. Fellow travelers, huh? What about ramming through with a boost? That might break it. Which uh which starter did you a car go with? Who are the starters in Z3? Climbing through with a boost. That might break it. Something would break. All right. Our car. Oh, nice. Nice. Vector. Oh, I can get cacti. Interesting. Can I get wood? I’ll keep it. It’s just nonscript plant matter. Take that. Take this. Okay, I guess we can’t break that yet. Here we go. Okay, back to the car. Let’s see. So you picked Tepig and the other two were Toadile and the one useless leaf starter that nobody likes. Chikorita. Who’s the second strongest demon in your village? Oh man. Interesting though. Interesting. As things stand now. Yes, that’s probably true. Somehow I don’t like the way you phrase that. I did not expect uh two Gen two mods and then Tepig. Excuse you. Jarina happens to be my number one Pokemon of all time. Thank you very much. Mega Maganium was every there’s a Mega Manium. You’re one. You’re the one in a million out of a situation. Clear thinking. Oh my god. Insert the odds are against you. You’re talking to the fiend prince. I’m like the definition of calm. Are you sure about that, Baselbub? Hey, was it really better in the old days? Good. Back in my day. The world’s taken a turn for the worse. Sure, but humans had plenty of problems back then, too. How would you know? How old How old is humans? Hey, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. New to Z. You loved Ash’s Bay Leaf as a kid. Bay Leaf always been your go-to. Ah, I will admit whenever I played two or like Soul Silver or Gold, I was always more of a Tyloian kind of guy. That or for alligator. I will admit television stats aren’t really that great, but they made up made up for it in that uh that switch. What was it? Legends Arus. They made him like fire ghost type or something. That one was type. You’re a weird one, old man. All this to find water for other people. I’m not. Oh, he’s like 2500. Okay. Only death awaits us if we don’t help each other. I spectctor, you’re a hoen baby at heart, so you might swap it out for Camarupt. Oo, Mudkip the goat. Look, preach. Hey man, brother. Hey man, I like me some fire grizzly bear. Heck yeah. All right, car. If you love the fire ghostion. Yeah. 10 out of 10 starter. So good. I don’t even know what the other ones are. I love this. All right. Woo. Woo. Yeah. FMore. Camera up is your bro. Get bogged. Wasn’t there a Huan Typhloian? Uh that’s uh let’s see that’s why there’s a toodile in Chikorito in ZA. Ah okay. So they aren’t uh just monotype then in ZA. I was not aware of that. That does make sense. Ding ding ding. Okay, I think we’re actually going to have to fight this raptor. Man, I’m good. Arus was Rowlet. Yes. Syndicquil and Ashwat. Right. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I wasn’t crazy about the uh the Arus Rowids or Ashwad really the uh the way they look when fighting in cramped areas. Beware of getting caught off guard puts you at a disadvantage. I definitely hate to lose like that. I’ll be careful. Bro, your favorites are like the most random Pokemon. Really? Hey, we might play tricks on people, but we don’t. We have history with each of them. So that’s what I see. Joking. The legends say that as long as anyone can remember, demons have humanity has always loved to blame us for anything and everything under the sun. When the river dried up, I bet you all said it must be the demon’s fault. Didn’t you? Didn’t you? Here we go. Uh, Carb, they gave us grass fighting deciduy, but I prefer the new Huan Lilligant for grass fighting. Oh, is it like There’s something up there. Uh, appearance or like reach it if we had a stat totals like stat spread? Wait, I don’t like autoutuminal leaves anywhere near as much as green leaves. I would agree with that. I would agree with that. Uh, Spectre, your favorites are Frostlass, Electros, and the goat Roserade. Oh, there royal army soldiers all over Sandland. There’s even a bunch near our village. Most of them are stationed near the royal capital. It can be a lot more hit and miss the farther you get away from there. You’ll also see supply units traveling around as they transport goods to bases. Those are probably the ones who pass near our village. Huh. Also, it looks like there’s something on top of this spire, but I can’t climb up there. Guess we’ll just keep going. Here we go. Wait till you see Frostlass in Za. Oh, wait. The bright yellow ones are nice and I like the scent and sounds, but otherwise I don’t like leaves at all. You used to traveling, old man? A fair bit. I traveled all over in my younger days. Nice. Trouble every single time. This world’s full of danger after all. I’m sure we can handle it. Yo, they give Frostlass a mega Hold up. Tloian has the same stats as Charizard. Really? Do you think we’ll ever explore all of Sandland? The thought makes my head spin. I am intrigued. I will admit I rarely ever chose Charizard. I was more of a a blasto kid. Oh, and you already got a tyo. Nice. Yeah, but it has the worst move set and typing. Yeah, I usually prefer like either purely physical or purely special man typically. was never into the the hybridization. If enemies take you by surprise, just stay calm and try to get distance from them and then run away. Running in a blind panic gives them more chance. Charizard is overrated. That’s right. Assess the situation calmly instead. I prefer running toward the enemy. Wait, they save space and time just by copying the stats. I see. That makes sense. That makes sense. It’s also objectively the best choice in terms of advantages in its home region for Tyloian like Johto. So far so good. So far so good. Did you almost hit me? Hit me. But he hits me and lives. Nice one. Nice water. Okay. Hold down to drink water outside of battles to restore your HP during battles. If you are defeated, uh, but still have water on you, you can get back up in exchange for all of your remaining water. Okay. Uh well, we have not found a water source, so we’ll try and not drink yet. Bro, you’re going to cook with Electros and Frost? Hell yeah. Electros gets like levitate, right? and access to earthquake. Here we go. Wait, there are no abilities in ZA. What? See these tire tracks? No abilities to electronic ground damage. Following them might lead us to a useful location like a village or town. That’s what made it good. Car should also go a bit faster than it would on unpacked ground. If what you say is true. Oh god. Perhaps we have misunderstood you. Look now. You have real no abilities. God dang. We totally are bad. It’s right. We’re bad. Bad to the bone. I stayed up late and went to bed without brushing my teeth. See? Bad to the bone. That’s what being a fiend is all about. How about you, old man? Bet you’ve committed a minor sin or two. Come on, let’s spit it out. I have killed men. Many men indeed. Indeed. What? What? It was in war. Yes. But killing is killing. I swear I wouldn’t lie. War, huh? That’s some serious stuff. Oh, wait. Why is his name Bezov? He is the demon prince and his father sort of the the head of the village is uh I guess he’s the demon king is Lucifer who also just happens to look like Dborah from uh Dragon Ball Z Loki. Wow. Real bad singer blades and no teeth brushing. Damn, the ocean’s right outside of Sandland, isn’t it? Can’t we get water from there? Just traveling all the way to the sea is no easy task. And we have no good means of transporting water that far either, right? Sandland surrounded by a vast desert and steep cliffs. Hey Sam, what’s going on? Come on in. Need a water source. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Ohio friends. Ohio cuz I must. What? I didn’t know there was a Sandland game. Yes, there is. Actually, I just found out when I was like doing a little bit of research. Uh there’s like a manga and anime for Sandland. Never knew that. Oh, legendary because he’s the beazzlebub. I know a few things. Demon folk no matter the situation. Clear thinking will lead you to victory even when the odds are against you. Prospect on effing livid. No abilities is so annoying. Got low key. No way. Cool. Heck yeah. I think I’m going to try and check it out once I uh once I get the game here. Oh, legendary. You read the manga in high school. How was it? All right. Karp. Uh, when you played it, you give it a 6 and 1/2 to 7 out of 10. Not bad. Assing. I am very easy to please, so I’m sure I will enjoy it very much. Um, can I make a hard save? I can. Okay, let’s try and fight this thing. It’s the leader of the raptors, the alpha raptor. More aggressive than ordinary raptors and they breathe fire. I really cannot recommend fighting it unarmed. We’re leaving. That is not a lot of damage. Here we go. What a leap. Go faster. Come on. Come on. Come on. I think we’re safe. That legendary has the the same humor as his other stuff, but it can have some deep story to it, too. Ah. Oh, and Sam, there’s only one manga book of Sandlight. Okay. And you also read it. Electro better learn magnet rise. Oh, you guys are just busting my balls here, man. Give me a break. I wonder why they got rid of uh abilities in CA. pooped. All right, I think we’ll just head to uh What is that boss symbol? Head to the quest marker. If you ever think you might be lost, you should check the map. What’s up with that rock? It’s got weird scribbles on it. Oh, it does. Ah, that’s a bandit symbol. Of course it is. To mark off their territory. There’s bound to be some of them skullking around this area. Looks like a sand. The sound of that. How about a little preemptive bandit buttkicking? No. Do not approach them under any circumstances. Understood. Fine. Also, RC had no abilities either. Really? I must have not been paying attention. That’s Z to A guide. Z to A. The ocean’s right outside of Sandland, isn’t it? Can’t we get water from there? Just traveling all the way to the sea is no easy task. And we have no good means of transporting water that far either. Okay. Uh I don’t see magnet rided by a vast as a move it learns naturally. Dang. Guess we really do need a water source. That way it’s a thing Pokemon does with its spin-off games to be more accessible to the Gen One people and the ones who entered from Pokemon Go Let’s Go Eevee and Pikachu will like this. Ah, I do not play uh the let’s go games. I will admit. Always remain calm no matter the situation. No matter the situation will lead you to victory even when the odds are against you. Wise words. I’m like the definition of calm. I’m like the definition of calm this get food and water in town. All right, let’s go where he said not to. Here we go. And see what happens. You saved, so you know what’s the worst that could happen? They’re level six. Okay, we’re leaving. They are just like the Alpharaptor. We’ll probably find traveling merchants on the main roads. They roam over Sandland, pedalling their wares to all comers. Fellow travelers, huh? No. If we find any, let’s stop and compare notes with them. Sounds like a plan. Uh, KBY, I don’t think Magnetize is an available move. Ah, I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. All right, we made it to the arch. Fresh meat inbound. Fresh meat. 10 days. What the heck? Our tires. All four tires punctured. Have at them, boys. Go rob them blind. You. As if they resist. It’s the kill. I take it. You punks are responsible. Check it out, beef. Get a load of their stupid outfits. Their clothes look an awful lot like yours, prince. A brat with a big mouth. Allow me to teach you some matters. Get out of here, Tubs. Man, I’m good. Okay, no combos. How could it? It’s your turn, Munchkin. Damn it. Yeah, man. Those are some tight tights. How useful. Even my leggings are that time. Oh, and Sam, when you were searching Sandland, it popped up, but the very first print of the manga is $100 or $15,000 yen. Jesus Christ. Oh, and way the the Let’s Go games were bad. That’s the name of a move that Eevee can learn in those games. They added OP moves with stupid names that are unique to those games. I didn’t play them either, but you were forced to overlevel like a lot of newer Pokemon games. Oh, we just learned how to dodge. Press R2 to take evasive action and dodge an enemy attack. Press R2 and the left stick to move in that direction as you evade. Don’t surprise. So annoying. Okay, he gets a three combo. Get out space to dork. There. There. Man, I’m good. You got a lot of health. You rude there. Okay. If you’re too far, he gets that lunge. Take that. Don’t think of going down that easy. Get out spaced. How you can’t defeat a Dark Souls master. Hey yo, there. There. You got me. Take this. I must say, you’re quite strong for a pipque squeak. But Oh, just wait till you see what I’m packing. I think everyone can see what you’re packing. Nobody’s allowed to be more evil than a fiend like those. still kicking oldtimer. Oh, what are your favorite starters? You never would have believed just how strong fiends are if I hadn’t seen it for myself. I go through some of the gems. Oh, please. Those guys, they were nothing. There’s an even more pressing matter. The car. Can it even run? Well, yeah, the car can run. Just doesn’t have tires anymore. No, not in this shape. Okay, so for Gen One, you have Blastoise. Walk it to Talbo. It’s not far. A Are you serious? Oh, for the I can’t believe this. We’re not far now. Look over there. You can see it. He’s right. Come on, thief. Come on, thief. All right. All right. I feel compelled to name a Malamar Malamar. Oh my god, I just realized with no abilities, Mega Malamar can’t get contrary. All right, let’s see. Um, gen one Squirtle, Gen 2 for alligator, Toadile, Gen 3, probably Swampert. Gen 4, they were all pretty stellar. Uh, Tort Tera, Infernape, Impolon. I usually went Impolon. Gen five samurat. I usually end up picking the water Pokemon. Love me a little penguin boy. Fancy water. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. What is that? Gen six. You got to go with Greninja with protein. Uh Gen 7. Oh, that’s when I went with uh Decidui. I finally went with the grass starter. And then what is eight? I even play eight. I’d probably go with score bunny, the soccer Pokemon. Legendary Ry got you a pimple up squish balo for X for Christmas last year. Oh my goodness. And cartoon frank war types are usually pretty uh peak. I flip-flop most uh between grass and water. Ah, I know. I know people usually say to like fire is fire types are harder to find, especially when compared to a water type. But, you know, I can’t help it. That way your starter options or opinions are pretty close to mine. Hell yeah. No, you don’t like my water water fairy. Is that Paplio? That one would be second for sure. The uh the wrestling cat I don’t really care about. Oh, Legendary. is so good for your back. Oh, we’re learning about the skill tree. Okay. By the bub and his friends earn skill points upon leveling up. Once you’ve leveled up, open the pause menu with options and go to the characters tab. There you can spend skill points to learn an array of skills. Oh, an ally. Is that a vacuum? Are you Luigi all grown up thief? Do you know of a haunted mansion around? There are two types of ally skills, active skills and passive skills. Active skills can be assigned by the following L1 and the face buttons. You can use them by opening the ally skill ring with L1. Passive skills take effect the moment you acquire them. Power of darkness and special attacks. Baselobub accumulates power of darkness when dealing damage to enemies or taking damage. Use this power to dish out special skills. Ah, he gets more powerful in the moonlight. I’ve heard of that before. Using special attacks, hold R1 to view the special skill ring menu. Uh, this is for us. And then press the button for the special skill special attack you wish to unleash. Use R1 and triangle to unleash a rush combo attack on an enemy in front of you. We learned rush. A great band. I didn’t learn this. No wonder I couldn’t use it. Okay. Oh, we got it now. New finishing move. Press circle during a combo to keep attacking. Aerial evasion allows you to evade mid jump or brace for attack. Uh, pressing X and R2 when sent flying allows you to quickly regain your stats, avoiding a knockdown. Okay. Okay. And for our ally abilities, they both have their own stats. Okay. Tonfa attack. It’s a passive skill. Ralph uses his tonfuz to intercept enemies that are closing in and knocking them out. Oh, Squirtle, Chikorita, Mudkip, Piplup, Snivy, Fenkin, Paplio, Sabul, Quaxley, Syndicquil, Houi. Oh yeah, that one. I I I would also pick that one. Chikorita Mega is how you picked through the years. Ah, not bad. Not bad. That’s the uh That’s the the sniper one, right? The sniper waterman. What else was in that gen? Oh, yeah. F Coco. I also went with Fu Coco. Ocarada was pretty good. It was like grass dark. I really just like the fire ghost typing way. I’ve had a few different favorites throughout the years, but water has always been one of my faves, and you finally decided to dub water type as your overall favorite. I tend to like special attackers and speedy Pokemon. Yeah, same here. Same here. Uh you’ve liked ninjas, at least as far back as 1993. Let’s go. Oh, and SG, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well this evening. How’s it going, man? Yes, for some Ryu lore. For like five years in a row for Halloween, whenever I was asked what I wanted to be, I would always pick ninja. So, I brought it full circle. All right. What can thief learn? Spoils of war. Passive skill. Chance of obtaining additional items from defeated enemies. Yes, please. Oh my god. Hold on. Wait. Did you not level up or do you share? They might share experience. Okay. In that case, uh, we’ll get that next. Oh, say I’m good. Heck yeah. Glad to hear. I hope you are as well. I am. I appreciate that. Carlo key, some of your favorite types are fighting and ground. And I love me some scray, especially new mega. I didn’t know freaking crafty got a uh a mega. I It’s been a It’s been a hot minute since I played. All right, we can’t use the car. Have to go on foot. Take this. Take this. Travelers often use distinctive rock formations like these to help them find their way. The fact that they’re so well trafficked means you frequently find bandit. What’s it like in Telbo? Not as well off as it once was. Still the biggest town around these parts. Oh, interesting. Okay. Hopefully, we can get a nice stockpile of four if the mine is still open. That way, it takes Sun Wukong to pull me away from water type as well from a first choice in a region. Ah, infernape joy of the Aquanium mine, isn’t it? Or what’s left of it. By now, the Aquanium veins tapped out. Mine’s been shuttered. Of course you used it all up. You humans never know when to stop, do you? O, what do you mean you humans thief? How dare you? Uh, saying Dragon Ball characters. Um, technically no. Technically no. Although uh we we currently the protagonist of this game uh is the demon prince Beazabub who whose father the demon king uh Lucifer looks exactly like Dborah from Z. But you are right in that uh this was made by Kira Toriyama. It’s got his signature art style to it. That way. Your favorite types are water, electric, ground, flying, psychic, dragon, and dark. Solid picks. Help. Someone please. Who’s Who’s yelling? Someone please. Don’t worry. The cavalry has arrived. Show me those new Tanva skills. Ralph. A rescue quest. Throughout your travels, you’ll encounter people under attack by monsters or gangs. Save them and your efforts will be rewarded. Also, wait, I would probably throw in ice in that for my picks as well. Oh, and Ghost. It’s It’s hard to pass up Gengar. Gengar, Frostlass. What else? Those are the main ones. Hey, Phoenix. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. How’s it going? And Karp, you can see a lot of influence between this and Dragon Ball. I love that. I do too. I do too. Someone please. Rush. I’m dead. Got him. Rescue quest complete. You are saved, peddler. I thought I was a goner. I got surrounded while traveling. You’re a real lifesaver. Thank you. You are welcome. Did you give me loot? You better have. Also, uh we did get hit during that boss fight. Uh but we did level up. I I’m wondering if we get our our health back. Ouch. Uh every every level up not to be used. That is not always the case. Also, I see a water bottle. We must be able to fill up here. Hey, old man. Is that the town that way? I like the concept of ice moves and I like attacking with ice moves, but Game Freak made ice types so bad. Yeah, they did. Yeah, I also just give it to my water. Now you two should wait here. Ice causing around town. I’ll go on my own. Wait, we need water and food, right? Thief can just steal them for free. Huh? Huh? You are. You know you’re talking to a sheriff, right? Sheriff, I can’t condone. I thought you didn’t have any money. Don’t be ridiculous. I love ice type designs, though. Yeah. Oh, as a Godzilla fan, Back Excalibur was everything. Thief’s a pro at stealing. I mean, I would hope so. You have the costume. He was born to do, apparently. And you were born to Bazzle Bubs. Yes, of course, Prince. I never leave home without it. You have a costume. You look like Santa. Oh, this is murder on my hairstyle. The elf alpha. What’s that supposed to? Even if I get caught, I can just talk my way out as long as I’m wearing this. See you. See you. He is the anti- Santa. Yo, nice bike. It is a motorcycle. God, I wish those were like existed in real life. A Krampus. That way, Primarina has such a high special attack that it’d be a good user of ice beam. That is true. That is true. Looks like it’s in good condition. Think I’ll use this to make my escape. All right, then. Now to get what I came here for in the first place. What did we come here for? Food and water. Ah, just what I was looking for. Potatoes. Do nicely for provisions. Oh, that dude is super jacked back there. It looks like there’s still plenty more for the taking. Okay, I’ll grab what I need and head back. Hey, Twitchie, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Welcome on in. How’s it going? Oh, and low key, did you know that they’re prototyping enclosed motorbikes? like a car but on two wheels. That’s so dope. I think the two that I would want are the capsule core bike. Capsule Corp bike and the Tron one. Akira also, but that one isn’t really like enclosed. Those are the three peak bikes. Oh my goodness. With the follower goal. Heck yeah. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much for the follow. I really appreciate it. Welcome to the Illuminati. Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Oh, now we’re thief. Acquire food and provisions. Looking for food and water provisions. Get food and water provisions in Talbo by playing as Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you. Thank you. If you’re spotted by a villager, you will instantly fail the mission. So, keep your head down and be sneaky. Pick up food and water provisions by holding triangle. Okay. Locating villagers and enemies while sneaking with L2. Triangle symbols will appear over nearby villagers heads. As you draw closer to the direction villagers are facing, the triangle will change colors. Oh wait, the A in Krampus is pronounced like ah Krampus. Okay. Also, Kanto is like that or added his should probably be pronounced with two syllables. This sui. All right, I have to sneak. I am an expert sneaker after all. Well, that should just about do it for this month’s taxes. Everything I work for gets taken by the royal army. Bastards. Ain’t that the truth? Oh, sounds like these supplies are earmarked for the royal army. Not anymore they aren’t. Stealing from the royal army doesn’t trouble me one bit. Take everything you can get. I say I say I I agree. Yep. We don’t do royalty here. This is America. Food and water. Better keep looking. Oh, wait. Like the English word we except with an s before it eui. Still haven’t found enough food and water. Better keep looking. Food and water. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. So, uh, Thief here does not get a double jump. No, dude. Oh, but he can climb. I guess Bowob can, too. You saw nothing. At this rate, I’ll be done in no time. King water. Okay. Hey, Nightfall. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Boro kettle boro. Borro. Looks like good eating. Too big to bring back though. I don’t think we eat bulls. All right. iPhone. Not much. Playing winds about to crash for work. Okay. Okay. Very nice. All right. You’re off the meat hood. I appreciate you hopping in place to be. There’s no shot. You’re on that $40,000 boat right now. How is it? How is it? I still can’t believe someone already has it. Oh, way. Yeah, you got it. I like Naruto suiton for uh for water moves. Uh kind of lame honestly. Uh ship. That’s kind of how I feel about yachts in real life. Just seems dumb. This is a really big boat. Ship. Still haven’t found enough food and water. Better keep looking. Oh, we need we need to get five things. A yacht, even if I were a billionaire, is something I would never purchase. A nightfall. Give me a johnboat and a good river to fish and I’m good. Ooh, got mushrooms. I think I’m beat. Scatter. Time for a break. Hi. After this, you Borro are such a comfort. Oh my god. That coat softer than a lullabi. Huh? He has got incredible core strength. Spino. Spino. You have to go south. It’s hard to spot. Surrounded by mountains. But what do you want with that desolate old place? Not very talkative, are you? That girl. One looks all you need to know. She’s not from around here. Whoops. Never mind that. I’m here for food, not gossip. Give me the juicy deeds. Thief. All right. What else we got? Just spare parts, oil, paint. Thought I did. Yeah, see someone over here. Uh God, how am I going to get this? Is there a way to like distract them? Maybe. Oh, and I can’t hard save either. Yeah. No, she’s definitely going to see us. Knife. I got to wait eight days to break through. Yes. Yeah. I wait until tomorrow to continue the story. I’m in a similar boat as well. Oh, wait. I wish I were rich enough to buy a huge yacht on a whim. I wouldn’t buy one. I just want to be rich enough to buy one on a whim. I feel that. I feel that. Didn’t like Bezos demolish an entire bridge just because his mega yacht didn’t fit under it. I’m sure he rebuilt a different one, but like that’s ridiculous. Oh, and Fo, you did unlock the bottom left of the map. Okay. Okay. Right. cuz uh at least for me, I I didn’t go back and check, but when I was level 50, I was prevented uh from going to a certain section uh due to my level. And I’ve got all my inner passes. Ooh, just need to upgrade them and figure out what arts you want to use and level those up. Hell yeah. That way you’re on the same Johnboat that Nightfall’s in. Yep. Okay, we can’t climb up then. Uhoh. All right. Well, I mean, I guess we just try and get it then. Okay, sweet. Stan, I’ll take the delivery to NB space. Yeah. Nah, it’s tank parts. Way too heavy for you. Leave it to me. Tank parts? Hold up. You mean there’s tanks at Nav’s base? I mean, they’re getting parts for them, aren’t they? Nah, there couldn’t be. Man, a tank. Just once, I’d like the chance to modify one of those babies. Quit dreaming. With your skills, you just end up busting it. God, thanks, Dad. That’s so mean. Oh, treat me like a low-level grease monkey, will you? Yeah, you tell him. Oh, a tank you say. Ho ho ho. Got to tell the prince. Yep. Don’t hate on the johnboat. Uh, did you play Dragon Quest Builders? I did. I did. Yep. The the first one. Anyway, a little bit of it. I don’t think I ever beat it. It was fun. Check. Get this. Some strange girl just asked me for directions to Spino. Some strange girl. Spino? You know where the rebel army had its base way back when? I hear it’s been deserted ever since the royals stormed it decades ago. Oh. Huh. What brings her there? Nothing good, I’m sure. Strikes me as odd, though. Huh? You think she could be up to no good or something? Up to sp no good. H don’t know what harm she could do there if she tried. Nothing of interest to us here. I would disagree. A knife up to 1.8 mil stored experience. God dang. Perfect. Plenty of food and water here. Should be more than enough for us. That news about the tank is the most valuable piece of this hall, though. I would disagree. I think it’s the better get going. Prince is waiting for me. Soldiers. Yo, they even got berets like the Red Ribbon Army positions. Yeah, but they seem kind of light. We’ll just have them make it up next month. Hey, haven’t seen you around here before. Wait. Why are you running? She’s got something to hide. Arrest her. Arrest her. Stop. Innocent people don’t run. Great. So, that was her bike. Well, looks like I’ll be walking back. Oh. Oh, prince, I come bearing food and water. You’re ready. You work fast. Not just fast, but talented. I got us some invaluable information. Apparently, the army’s got tanks at Nap’s base. Whoa, tanks. Awesome. Awesome. That sure beats a car. Let’s go steal one. Okay, hold on. That escalated very quickly. Easier said than done. Hey, we need some car or other. I’m not going all the way to the legendary spring on foot. I know. Seriously, we don’t even know where it is. Well, we might as well check out this base. Maybe we’ll think of something. At the very least, there could be tires there. Sweet. Let’s go. Let’s go. Water supply points. There are water supply points scattered around every area. Hold triangle at a water supply point to refill your HP and water gauge. After refilling at a water supply point, you won’t be able to use it again for a period of time. Okay. Where is this nap space anyway? A tank. Sign me up. Of here. It’s not that far, but it’s guarded by the army. We’d best scout the area first. Oh, and I can’t actually go. Demons are spotted around here. Let’s push on. A merchant. Hello, merchant. Show me your wares. I like your mustache. Is this the one we saved? Welcome. How can I help? Strength serum and defense do. Okay, so he has exactly the same stock as the other dude. Uh, I think we’ll buy a couple of these. They may be one of each. Oops. One strength serum and one defense dose. That looks good. Thank you for coming. Thank you for selling. We’ve committed a terrible injustice against the people of Salv. You mean the food and water I pilferred? Better than dying. Getting by as things are, this will have been a real blow to them. Everything I stole was already slated to go to the army. What? I should have known. The ruthless brutes. They must be doing the exact same thing to every town. Mhm. Sounds about right. All right. So, the moon is out. So, I think we have our special ability. Here we go. Does it refill on its own? Oh, it does. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. Head for Knap’s base. Knif wall. You have a good one. I got a crash. I have two adults for three days this week. If I get the opportunity to work this holiday, I’m doing it. Heck yeah. Got to get that that extra pay, that holiday pay. But I appreciate you hanging out, man. Have a good night. Sleep well. these tire tracks. That’s a sign that someone’s been here before us. You’re a real Sherlock Holmes. Location like a village or town. The car should also go a bit faster than it would on unpacked ground. Take this. Take that. Well, I get a button attack. Take this. Take that. Take that. Well, no getting through that yet. Here’s the base. Hold on. What? There are soldiers around. Seems there’s a checkpoint ahead. Are there holes in their helmet? That seems like a terrible idea. We can’t be spotted. What to do? Huh? Charge right in. Hear that wind? It’s coming from over there. Wind? Wind? Ah, from that cave. Could it lead to the base, I wonder? There’s only one way to find out. Maybe we can slip by the checkpoint and do some recon. All righty, let’s get moving. Let’s get moving. Pass through the hill cave. Pretty sure I could climb up there. I agree. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Made it. If you hate the army so much, why not fight them? 30 years ago, a whole rebel army dared to stand against them. But the royal army tore them to shreds and scattered its members to the winds. Wow. Really that strong, huh? I can’t wait to charge into their base. That’s right. Think about it. Not even a fiend can take them head on. That’s what you think. Haven’t you seen these mad skills, Ralph? Here we go. I can take them. Here we go. Here we go. Bingo. A take. Yeah, they’ve got wall turrets. It went into the warehouse in the back. That’s not from the war. It’s a new model. Okay. Oh, I like it. Steal it for us, thief. Yeah, thief. Do do you realize what you’re asking for? Yes, a tank. All right, I’ll do something about it. Uh, are you serif? You’re really sure it’s okay for you to steal stuff? Um, it’s called commandeering when he does it? If it belongs to that lousy royal army, it’s fair game in my book. That’s right. Their security doesn’t look very tight. We should be able to sneak in through the side entrance. You’ve got hairspray, don’t you? Hairspray? Mind lending it to me. Do you need a lighter? Hairspray? What are you going to do with that? I have an idea. Let’s get closer. Don’t get spotted. Me never. I never get spotted. I am always the master of stealth as everybody knows. We got some B-grade steel. Is there anything else down there? It looks like it’s just the path. Take these first. All right. All right. Is there fall damage? Probably not. A stealth operation. Awesome. Have you guys ever raided a base before? No. Nope. Never needed to. I see. Lucky for us. Us. Never mind. You’re not going to turn us in, are you, Ralph? Open. Nope. Are you working for the enemy? for us. Oh, perfect. All right. So, what’s the plan? I assume you have one. I don’t. thief and I will cause a little diversion out front to draw their attention. When that happens, Prince, you sneak in from the side. All right. Wh Why me? Go be a decoy yourself if that’s what you want. I’m deep. Let’s go. Prince, you’re far too willing to let this human take the reigns at every turn. I’ve never done this before, thief. I’ll zip it. Unless you got a better idea. Yeah. Then it’s decided. Let’s join back up in the warehouse with the tank. Don’t let the soldiers spot you in there. I You’re telling me be careful you don’t screw up, old man. Yeah, I’ll certainly try not to. Now, off we go. Europa, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. How’s it going? The hairspray. Toby. Poison gas. Poison gas. Say what? Poison gas. What’s the ruckus? Hey, who are those guys and get him? Looks like you pulled it off. Now it’s time for me to shine. All right, it’s go time. Military bases. When exploring military bases, be careful not to get spotted by soldiers. Running or making noise will alert them, so make sure to move slowly and quietly when near soldiers. The others might get caught if I cause a racket. Huh. Better keep a low profile till we’ve joined up again. Why would us making noise get them caught? Stealth attacks and crouching. Sneak up on an enemy from behind and use triangle to perform a stealth attack. This will take your enemy out without alerting others. Use stealth attacks to get rid of enemies blocking your way. Hold L2 while moving. Allows you to move silently. One down. Oh my god, we just scared him to death. Oo, we get like a firsterson view. Want us to climb up top. All right. Don’t see any loot. I bet they won’t hear that. Okay, let’s stay away from the edge. I think I can jump it from here. Parkour, here we go. Oh my god, that was a little close. parkour and loot. Nice and easy. Perfect. Oh, you saw nothing. Just don’t turn around or walk in here. Get back here. At least that was sort of fun. Oh, I hear a shark. Okay, we got to go around loot. All right, points have been added. Oh god, you saw nothing. Go. Wait. Go back. At least that was sort of fun. Okay, so we can’t get that dude just yet. At least there isn’t like a body we need to try and hide. That’s a plus. Got stuff in the tent. Oh, it’s also where they want us to go. Didn’t realize these just opened. Is there anything in in this one? There is not. All right. Yeah, just keep looking that way. Gotcha. I think he was the only one. Yeah, we got that guy. Oh, nice. There’s an opening. Nice. Okay, we’re good. Soldiers swarming all over the place. Maybe I can use the cargo as cover. Great idea. I’ll keep it. This area looks really chill to be honest. Are there materials to gather here? Um, so far it just seems like whatever uh whatever’s in chests is the extent of it. Hello key. Hey, if you’re looking for a spot to hide them, I know a place. Not really. It’s a joke. I saw Breaking Bad. Hey, I just need a giant barrel of a roar at the gate. Yeah, I heard. Man, today was just packed, wasn’t it? Yeah, maybe we should go investigate the thing at the gate. Oh, so you know the same spot. Good. Okay. Uh, there is loot up the stairs. We’ll snag that. Explode like a pro. Heck yeah. What is that light beam? It’s not flowing with electricity, right? It’s just supposed to grab my attention. Please don’t walk so fast. A little more. Got what? What? The world design is pretty sweet. It is indeed. It is indeed. These don’t open, right? Yeah, they don’t. Okay. Hey, did you hear they captured some suspicious lady earlier? Oh, they got the girl. Yeah. Heard she had tons of maps, tools, water, the works. H doesn’t seem to be from around here. Just arrest her for doing nothing. It doesn’t seem legal. Okay, we’re going up and over. I can jump this distance. Thank you for letting me know me. Oh god. You should join the circus. All right, we’re in. More soldiers. They’re everywhere. A man. I think the tank went into the adjacent storehouse. Well, what are these? Oh, they’re like buggies. Okay. Shoot. A little tricky. I don’t know where the other guy went. Can I save? Oh, we can. Okay. Never mind. We can’t. I really should have tried checking his path. I was down there. Watch out for gravity. Yeah. Now, right at the beginning, Baselbub did drop like off of a mountain to go speak with Ralph. So, I have a feeling he might be immune. I hope so. God. That was a close one. Can I go behind the boxes? No. What? All right, one left. You should just go straight down. Gotcha. What is our reward? I’ll keep it. Oh, we got a sensor and silver ore. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Oh god. No one saw that. It was calculated. Just to get that loot there. Found it. Hope the geysers are okay. Oh, that’s smart. What’s wrong with her? That little hellcat really laid into me. Guess she’s dead set on staying quiet. Come on, let’s get you to the med tent. To the med tent? But what about the girl? Shouldn’t someone, you know, stand guard? You left her unattended. The door’s locked. How’s she supposed to get out of there? She’s already gone. Also, how can she open up that food without a can opener? Oops. By the way, how’s the tank? It looked like it was falling apart. It’ll be useless before long. Going to have to call a mechanic. That is one angry tank. Well, we found it. And there isn’t a soldier in sight. Oh, there she is. I probably shouldn’t go too crazy inside the base. Why not? And this one is empty. Got it. So, this is a tank. How the heck do you drive it? Sorry for the wait, Prince. Apology accepted. This is our new tank. Look at this. Four antigraph stones. Big ones, too. There are anti-grav stones, but it’s mid repair. Won’t run like this. Oh, so what are we going to do? She sees us. A demon. Demon, how do you drive it carefully? Huh? Huh? You really do exist. What am I saying? Not the time for this. Hey, want to get that tank running? Maybe. Why? What’s it to you? Promise to get me out of here and I’ll fix it for you. Appreciate the offer, but who exactly are you? Can’t these little details wait? Those grunts will be back any second. We can. We don’t have the luxury of choice here, Prince. Let’s help her out. At this point, we need that tank just to escape this base. Okay, fine. Okay. I’m an and it’s your lucky day. Hello. Happen to be an ace mechanic. Wow. What are the odds? Huh? Wait a second. You’re that girl those royals were chasing after back in Talbo, aren’t you? So, those goons were swapping out the transmission, huh? Low key would. They don’t have a new one, though. Going to have to juryrig some old ones together. What do you need? I’ll hop out. Thanks, but this is nothing. Won’t take long. In the meantime, how about you introduce yourselves? How about you go first? You’re the criminal here. You giving Android 18 a run for her money. Yo, Witchek, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Be elabub and thief. Wow, you snitch. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a demon face to face. Um, is it normal for you guys to run around with humans like this? Absolutely not. Normally, I wouldn’t be caught dead with Sorry, Gramps. Could you switch for a sec? I have a name. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, Gramps. A nice Dragon Ball game. Hell yeah. Maybe we can fix the tank. But how are we supposed to get out of the base with it? Um, we shoot our way out, obviously. They’re already on alert for hostiles after that diversion. We’ll fake a deployment order. Prince thief, you two hide in the tank. There we go. That should get us moving. Nice job. Your ability speaks for itself. No, there is not. So, do I hide in the tank, too? You’re not going to just leave me here, are you? Uh, no. But I would I would never think of just leaving here you here. Those soldiers are coming. We’ve got to go. Okay. Right. You have a tank now. Shooting your way out is going to be easy. That’s what I’m saying. We’ve got no choice. Climb in. Hold on. What? Forget it. We’ve got to hustle. No, there’s something very important in my things. Like what? What is that? Is that like a a key? Were you planning to steal the tank all for yourself from the start? Were you? Oh, get in. Hurry. No, she planted something on you. A bullet wouldn’t have even scratched me. No choice now. She doesn’t know. She’s never met a demon before. Let me take the wheel for a bit, old man. Come on. Okay, first step. Blasting through this door. All right, good work. Easy peasy. Lemon squeezy. Front gates to our right. Head for that, soldier. Life gives you lemons. Shoot it with a tank. Come on. Right. Got it. Come on. Reinforcements from the checkpoint. Prince, don’t bother wasting time fighting them. Make for the bridge to the right. I reminds me of Metal Slug. A nice and breezy. That’s right. Who else wants some? That’s what I thought. Punch it. Head straight across. Keep going till you lose them. Well, I shot them already. Oh, these guys to the right. Just ignore them. Turn left. Stay on your guard. I shot the rocket with my rocket. Kaboom. Uh-oh. Tank battle. What? You never said anything about battling tanks. Stay calm. You can do this, Prince. Just aim true. True. That’s a monster. Tank damage exceed 50%. Melt him. Dang it. Yeah. Get around. Make it nice and easy for me. Damage to the tank. Kaboom. A what the Look, they’re taking out our tanks. Run for your lives. Cleaned every last one of them up without a single fatality. That’s one hell of a first run. I’d be bored without humans to mess with after all. It looks like we’ve bought ourselves some time. Let’s press ahead. Are you sure no one died? I definitely shot the ones that weren’t in tanks. What’s that? What’s What, Prince? You should try heading over there. There might be something to be had. Is that a new cannon? A tank for looks like a main cannon. If we install it in the tank, it’ll make it way stronger. I mean, you mean it? What are we waiting for then? If I remember right, the old road ahead leads to a campsite. We can install it there. Sounds good. We managed to make it to the campsite. We should be safe from the royals for the time being. Well, in that case, let’s install the cannon you scored. Oh, hell yeah. Great idea. Let’s do it. Oh, here we go. Oh, wow. We actually have quite a few parts. Do we have anything else? Same capacity. Damage goes up by 12. Not bad. There we go. What? This looks like a teapot. Comat ready. It is short and stout. There is its handle. And here is its spout. Wow, you’re really awesome at this. Very impressive. And the enhanced firepower is welcome indeed. Thing is though, the transmission’s at its limit after that battle. Suspension of Fritz, too. We’ll be walking soon if nothing’s done about it. You mean get shot? You know a lot about tanks. Been in one before. What are you, a cop? Oh, wait. He’s a cop. Tried my hand at any number of things during the war. Even tap dancing. tanks. I liked endless fighting I didn’t. Well, I’m glad to have another gear head around. Hold up. You mean our tank’s already falling apart? We just got it. I know. I want a refund. I can patch it up, but that’s a temporary fix. Well, can’t you do something, Ace Mechanic? If we had the parts. Yeah. And the tools. Of course. You know, I’ve got a little in Spino. You guys want to come with? Sure. There’s a garage there where I should be able to get this fixed up for you. Spino, where’s that? It’s in the mountains to the south. At least I think. But don’t quote me on that. I will. It’s in the south. Spino is in the south. And you don’t know where the town is, but you know it has a garage. Well, someone who used to live in Spino told me all about it. The town may be hard to find, but it actually is quite close by. Oh, you know where it is? You know the place? Yeah, been there a few times myself. Why didn’t you say so? Don’t know what’s become of it. Only heard rumors. Well, what have we got to lose? I agree. Without the tank, we’ll never make it to the legendary spring. Traveling solo without my bike really didn’t sound like a good time. If that’s settled, I’ll get started on some makeshift repairs. You guys should get some rest. Thanks. We’ll take you up on that. A tank has signed me up complete. Hey Blad, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. What’s up, dude? How are we going? We’re going good. I appreciate it. How about yourself, man? I can’t believe Stellar Blade and Sandland released almost at the same time. I had no idea. I didn’t actually find out about this game until recently. Blade took up all of the uh the oxygen in the room. Stay vigilant and be prepared to engage. Let him come. I’ll send him sky high. That’s right. Check. What am I checking for? Oh, we can rest. Okay, we did level up. I think we’ll get brace for attack. Should we get knocked back? It looks like Ann does not fight. We’ll get this one. Deploy hairspray to confuse enemies and incapacitate them. We’ll go with spoils of war. Get some extra loot. We fight enemies. Uh I don’t think we need to fill up on anything. So, we’ll leave this here for now. Plaid. Yeah, not bad. Thanks. Heck yeah. Glad to hear it. Is this a DBC Universe game or something? I’m not sure if it’s in the same universe. It is made by Toriyama, though. I believe this game might have been like one of the last things he worked on. In part, if you ever think you might be lost, you should check the map. Check the map. Good to know both our current position and our destination. I agree. Well, I know where we are. Yeah, getting lost and having to backtrack would be a pain. Also, uh being the demon prince that we are, uh our father Lucifer looks exactly like Dborah. Well, just getting a massive art vibe from DBZ and I’m here for it. Hell yeah. Oh, vehicle control settings. I think it’s all fine. We can change them if we need to. Must have been where we came from. Is there anything like hidden in the back? I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. There. What is that green dot? Ah, it’s just ore. Okay, I’ll keep it. I’ll keep it. Be useful later. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. Give me all of the components. I’ll keep it. Loki, Sandland is a standalone work by Dragon Ball creator Akira Toriyama and is not the same universe as Dragon Ball. However, the two series share a creator, a similar art style, and some characters are visually similar, leading fans to speculate about a connection, especially with Daima being a thing. Uh the main connection is that Sandland might have influenced parts of Dragon Ball Z’s wasteland history and which we’ll check. Are there are there boss fights or just tank shootings? Uh there are there are boss fights. There are boss fights. Soldiers all over Sandland. There’s even a bunch near our village. Most of them are stationed near the royal capital. They can be a lot more hit and miss the farther you get away from them. You’ll also see supply units traveling around as they transport goods to bases. Okay. Royals ahead and the bridge is raised. Then this rout’s a dead end. What luck. We could lower the bridge. Got to shoot those cables, right? Just destroy the reel and it’ll come down. I like the way you think, Ann. My kind of plan. Let’s get to it. Let’s get to it. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. All right. Bust through the checkpoints. Kaboom. Oh, I see a cave. Uh now previously uh we’ve seen caves that were blocked by a giant boulder. I’m assuming this is how we get through it. Ah, it is indeed. Okay, that must be in the cave. Iron ore niter. I’m guessing that uh that silver ore we got earlier from the base must be pretty rare. Here we go. Here we go. Let’s go wreak some havoc. I guess they’re out of range. It’s your lucky day. Kaboom. These are some very weak tanks. Okay. Uh we are on hard mode supposedly. Is there any way across? You would have to lower the bridge. Destroy the reel and the bridge will come down. Why are you running around out there, thief? Oh, is he picking up loot? Ah, interesting. That’s convenient. Oh, we’ll take these. Got some B-grade steel. Some useful leader. I sure hope so. What else we got? Lots of steel. I’ll keep it. Might turn out to be useful later. Vegetable oil. Keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. I prefer coconut. All right, we’ll see if there’s anything else in here. There is. Keep it. Turn off the Ah, there’s a sturdy fence. All right, we got to blow it up. Where’d I park our tank? Here we go. Floor it. Destroy the reel and the bridge will come down. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I need the loot to first and acceleration ship. This goes on buds. Score. Score. All right, I’m ready. Here we go. Nice work. I’m impressed. Thanks. Way to go. Good job, Prince. Now we can be on our way. serpentine. Oh, we got another tank. Couple of tanks. Ow. You freaking dork. Nobody shoots my tank and lives like that. When you run into enemies, Swiss cheese. Taking a headcount is a good first step. Can’t we just pick them off one by one? There are zero. How’s that for a head count? But with large groups, you risk getting surrounded. Sounds more complicated than I thought. All right, looks like that might be it. We can’t actually get into this. Here we go. Tower. I can’t shoot it either. Not even a cannon. All right. It pays for some time to stop and observe your Let’s keep moving and make for Spino. So, what sort of town is Spino? I don’t know much about it myself. What are these Spino for? I’m sure it’s a nice place. Hold up. What? What’s this switch here? What switch? Auto drive feature. Tanks sure have come a long way. You know, your car could do that, too. Journey ahead. It’ll come in handy if you get tired of driving manually. If I get tired of holding the stick, he doesn’t actually follow a track. Yeah. Well, check. I would play this game if it’s a mobile game. It’s expensive on Steam. Yeah, it is. It is. It is still relatively new. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. Plan. Wait, wait, wait. What? I’m waiting. Boom. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. Gotcha. For a second, I thought that was Bruce Campbell, the dude from Ash versus Evil. Is it? So far, I don’t think I recognize any of the uh the voice actors. Kind of weird. Could you be any rder? Yes. I just said it like it is. Do I really smell weird? Uh, I honestly can’t say. Trust me, my nose is topnotch. What stinks is your fixation on people’s be damn you stinky ass. At least that was sort of fun. Now it looks Oh, we can cut through here. It looks like there’s something on the top of the thing here. And we did see something similar earlier. There’s something up there, but I don’t know. We could reach it if we had a vehicle that could jump. Ah, okay. I see. Okay. So, we have to go get whatever it is later. So be it. H Google says it’s Jonathan Leau. La. That’s a fun last name. What is this? We’re not supposed to go there. I’m going to assume we can’t go through that. Good to wander off the beaten path. Sometimes detours can be the source of all sorts of discoveries. Okay, fine. We’ll go take a look. We might come across other travelers abandoned belongings. Hold on. This is the road to the royal capital. Oh, must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. Swing around and head back towards Speno. I thought you said detours were good. I need to put legs on the tank. I’ll keep it. I’ll keep it. I’ll keep it. It might turn out to be useful later. I sure hope so. Here we go. I have been collecting everything I that I’ve been seeing. Boom. Brilliant. Blue wing obtained. Ooh, even more loot. Oh, we got a repair kit. Can I take a look at it? Food and water. Tattered old toy. Description: An old toy duck left behind in the Arrow Village ruins. There was apparently nowhere in Sandland with enough water to play with it. A Arrow Village suffered from a lack of supplies in frequent bandit raids. The small bite mark on the toy’s rear might have been left by its starving owner. Rumor has it the Arrows villagers even resorted to eating something particularly gruesome. They eventually abandoned the village and moved to a nearby town. Show them this toy, this proof of transgression, and you may be made privy to stories from that dark period. Kaboom, tell me, how do humans make a living? crafts, agriculture, hunting, trade. It’s pretty varied. And some bad eggs resort to thievery, of course. Hear from humans sometimes, too. A lot of times, there’s nothing to be proud of. Unless you’re stealing from the army, that is. Let that be a lesson. Think yourself. It’s only okay when it’s from the army. Huh? What’s that? Ralph, there’s a weird plane headed our way. A big one. It’s really round. What? What? Impossible. Planes have been outlawed by royal decree. There shouldn’t be a single one left in the world. It’s stopped. What? What should we do? What should we do? Stay hidden. I’ll handle this. How? Oh, so when did you get that helmet? Tank 104 report. You missed your scheduled check-in. Is there a problem? Uh, yeah. We our nav is broken. We got lost. Do you read me? Is your transmitter broken? 104. If it was, we couldn’t answer you. No response from 104. General a 67. Think you had it. Must be radio trouble. Fine. Let’s move on. Quick thinking. Be start the tank. We need to leave now. No, that’s Prince Bel Pelab to you. And don’t you forget it. Can this petty squabble wait? We need to hide. Take cover. Under that boulder. Under that boulder. All right. Is this really going to work? Let’s just see how things play out. App space. Report. Someone has stolen a tank. Number 104. The perpetrator has not been spotted, but is capable of handling a tank. Uh-oh. The jig is up. Nap space. Turn us around quickly. Hamburgers. Think he can fool. General does. Are you from Arrow Village? Old man, the plane is coming back. What? No. PL uncover the tank. We have to fight. I told you to call in Prince Bel’s above. I’ll take him out myself. Coming over there. Head for the high ground. Our shot should be able to reach it from there. They won’t be able to hurt us without their machine gun. Take that down first. Now fire. We’re going to counterattack. Hide behind those rocks. You can boost to avoid attack. Just make sure to watch out for overheating. When you’re out of ammo, try slipping behind a rock to get the leeway to reload safely. It looks like we’ve managed to give them the slip. Seems like they’ve lost sight of us. If we tell them from behind, we shouldn’t be spotted. Once we’re in their blind spot, use the scope to hit them accurately from high ground. If hitting the machine guns too chancy, keep aiming for the tank. I know you can do this. What? That’s water. Water? What’s going on? Oh, be it really is water. A whole tank full of it. They hit the water tank. Fly above them. Tanks can’t fire straight up, but we can drop bombs right on their heads. They’re trying to bomb us. Anticipate the enemy’s course and cut them off. Bombs away. It’s only a matter of time before nothing’s left of us but a smoking crater. Think and turn up the tank’s antigraph stones as high as they’ll go. If we can make this tank nearly weightless, we can lift the front end and try to shoot straight up. It’s no good. Even at max alpha, we still weigh 1562 kilos. Good thing you got me around. This needs to go up, right? You can’t be serious. That’s still as much as a normal a pretty light tank. What do you think you’re doing? Get back in the tank now. What? You think my help’s going to make it heavier? I mean, that’s fair. That’s it, Prince. A little bit more. Incredible. I can’t believe it. They’re doing it. Good. We’re in a position. Fire. Fire. Impossible. Gotcha. We showed them. won’t get away with this. Thanks, Prince thief. We managed to pull through that somehow. Odd though, that plane seemed to be transporting a massive amount of water. It was. If that’s true, the king’s water supply must be in the direction it came from. Meaning that it must also lie to the south of here. It’s not Spino, is it? Wait, you telling me this legendary spring we’ve been looking for all this time? Is really the king’s water supply? If that’s true, doesn’t that mean this whole journey’s been for nothing? No, there’s still a chance. We’ve made it this far. At this point, we’ve got to see it through. How’s the tank looking, Ed? Uh, don’t look now, but our tank’s taken even more damage in the last battle. Uh-oh. We better get to um that town fast. It’s called Spino. Yeah, that town. See, you knew you knew the one. Yeah, that. Come on. Let’s go. Let’s go. Oh my goodness. Real gaming girl. Thank you so much for the follow the raid. Excuse me. The tank. Check it out. How was your stream? And yo, D, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Thank you for the follow. I really appreciate it. Welcome to the Illuminati. How you doing tonight? Oh, D recommended the raid. I appreciate that very much, man. How was your stream? Are there royal John’s arcade? Howdy. Howdy. Howdy. Near village. Welcome on in. Most of them are stationed near the royal capital. It can be a lot more hit and miss the farther you get away from there. You’ll also see supply units traveling around as they transport goods to bases. And Salty TTV, thank you so much as well for the follow. Welcome to the Illuminati, Gaming Girl. It was it was good. Heck yeah. Played some repo actually. Very nice. Oh, Sandland looks cute. It is. It is. It’s one of the I guess the most recent game uh that Akira Toriyama had some sort of part in. I like the graphics. Heck yeah. And oh my goodness. Do you think we’ll ever explore all of Sandland? The thought makes my head spin. I am intrigued though. Hard to be thinks I should switch to like Streamlabs. Love to get to discover I can get those no one’s ever seen before. Got to make the most of the journey pop-ups. No holding back. It’s a shame Twitch doesn’t uh have that integrated back. Welcome back. But yes, I am I am loving this game so far. It’s very very good. But yes, welcome in raiders. My name is Ryumas, a virtual ninja streamer, and we are currently checking out Sandland, an action RPG set in a vast, unforgiving desert world. The desert gets and demons alike. Precautions to ensure you don’t lose too much body heat. Endure a dire water shortage exacerbated by the greedy rule of a tyrannical king. Oh my goodness. synonymous user. Thank you so much for the gifted sub. I really appreciate it. The graphics look interesting. Yes. Yeah, that is true. It’s got that signature Akira Toriyama style. But yeah, welcome on in everybody and thank you Teemo. I appreciate that. I guess it gets cold so fast at night because there’s no moisture in the air to retain any of the day’s heat. We demons will be just fine. It’s you humans who should worry. Yeah, you human. We seem to be more vulnerable to pretty much everything. We’ll be careful. How does How does Teemo know so much? She is all knowing. Oh, and Alien Isolation. Oh my goodness. Plus Roblox, Conan Exiles, and more. Oo. God, Alien Isolation was so good. Incredibly scary. I think it’s one of the scariest games that I’ve ever played, personally. What goes through your head in the middle of a fight? Timmo is awesome. She is She is awesome. That’s a start, but you might get better results by predicting what your enemy is going to do and reacting accordingly. Oh my goodness, thank you so much. Fighting only generous. Oh, and GG. Well, Alien Isolation. I’m only playing because I said if I got 20 subs, you would play a horror game. Oh my goodness, you’re hating it. I’m so scared. Yeah, it’s it’s definitely up there. I I don’t even know if there’s like a close second really. God, I think that might be the scariest game of all time. Certainly of the ones that I’ve played, which I admit is hasn’t been too many. dashboard. Of course, they make me play the most terrifying game. Sounds about right. You used to traveling, old man. A fair bit. Please load. I traveled all over in my younger days. Nice. Did you ever run into trouble? Every single Oh, John’s Arcade. Thank you so much for the follow. I really appreciate it. Welcome to the Blooming Eye Die. Such a loving community. Kaboom. I’ll keep it. Oh, we got a new machine gun. Don’t mind if I do. Are you guys looking for the legendary spring? That’s right. For the good of the country, we’d want to put an end to the water shortage together with demons. You know, I thought they were more evil. We are. Yeah. Seriously, I really appreciate it. Ding. I take the leak in it. Prince, I beseech you. Don’t ruin the drinking water. She is not. She is human. Oh, and Salty John is the most awesome gaming room. Yo, I’m going to have to check that out. Real person. Real person. Oh my goodness. Anonymous user. I really appreciate it. That is very very kind. budget. Ooh. I think we can fit our tank in here. I’ll keep it. I’ll keep it. Be useful later. Oh, gamer girl. Anyways, time for me to go to bed. Have a good stream. I appreciate that very much. And thank you again for the raid. Have a good night. Sleep well. Is someone talking? Someone talking. Ah, forgot to turn off the radio. Oh, what did you say? What did you say? We let them steal a tank. It’s over 9,000 in the process. I have no excuse, Commander Zu. I underestimated them. Wait, Zu, Supreme Commander Zu, is that old codger still alive? Yes, I’m a real human, probably. It seems all too clear by now. What are you wearing? We can safely assume that those vermin are heading straight for our water source. Water source, says every AI. But they won’t get the better of us. Order all remaining tanks to stand guard around it. He’s got his own personal hamster ball. Why are there Game Boy buttons on the front of it? Do not let them near that water. The technrome. Meanwhile, we’ll use the media to root them out of their little hideyhole. Hideyhole? They’re going to use the media and exterminate them once and for all, sir. Yes, sir. Those renegades won’t get past me. Uh, we already got past you. Honestly, who steals a tank? This ought to be a fine hunt. Looks like my quarry actually has a spine for once. You know, you can actually drive a tank in America. It just can’t have munitions in it. And it needs to have, you know, the requisite lights on it. It is technically legal to drive if you make it the south. So, that really is where the king’s water source is located. Oh, okay. Same with the UK. Really? Looks like there’s some secret surrounding it. Whatever it might be, they’re terrified of us getting close to the spring. Where do you sign up? Let’s head south. Oh, it’s all dude in the UK. You can drive a tank on the road. That’s incredible. You call this fun? Fun? Only makes tank maintenance more of a priority than ever. Full speed ahead. Destination Spino. to speedo. Hold the phone. Eddie Hall has two. I didn’t know that. Yo, Eddie Hall is so dope. Screw the rules. I have money. I have money. What goes through your head in the middle of a fight? How I’m going to beat the other guy to a pulp? That’s a start, but you might get better results by predicting what your enemy is going to do and reacting accordingly. God, Eddie really is the guy. You’re always fighting. Absolutely legendary in the lifting community. Oh, we got a diary. Lango’s diary number six. A diary entry found in a narrow cave connecting tunnel rock to Spino. My investigation of the royal army has continued a pace yielding three discoveries regarding the Supreme Commander Zoo. First, the king defers to him on all matters and Zoo is the true power in Sandland. Secondly, despite this, Zoo is adored by the masses who view him as a virtuous public servant, the sole bull work against their fool of a king’s tyranny. However, he uses the king as a scapegoat for public eyeire while amassing the people’s support and confidence. Finally, there is dissension in the ranks with soldiers broadly falling into factions for zoo and against. Got Loki. Yeah, dude. I like him a lot. His YouTube is great. It is. It is great. The pro zoo camp consists mainly of Zoo’s handpicked elite and commissioned officers, excelling in influence and strength of arms. The anti-sue faction, however, has the numbers comprising most of the rank and files. The time for concrete action may be at hand. But first, I must gather trustworthy allies. Brian Shaw is great. Also, the guy is an absolute freak of nature. Well, they both are. What they can do is do you think we’ll bordering on superhuman land? The thought makes my head spin. I am intrigued though. I would love to get to There’s no shot. He took his tank through a McDonald’s drivethru. I am going to have to check that out. Something that no one’s ever seen before. Got to make the most of the journey. No holding back. Look just ahead. See the bridge there? Spino is right behind it. Ah, excellent. Spino, huh? Watch it. A tight squeeze, but he did it. Let me in. It’s just on the other side of these doors. We blow it up. Let’s go in already. I’m dying to see the sights in a whole new town. Oh my god. Yo, this kind of reminds me of what was it that like Gamecube Pokemon Coliseum game where you like took other players Pokemon or like other NPCs or whatever. I’d heard the rumors, but this place is even more rundown than I’d imagined. It’s little better than a ghost town. Can we really repair our tank here? I mean, we’ve got an We just need the parts. So, I was told. My visitors are rare around these parts. Hello, mayor. Are you folks travelers? No. Of course, travelers. And you are? I’m this town’s mayor. Now, I know you just got here. Mhm. But I’m afraid that I’m going to have to ask you to leave. To leave? May I at least ask why? You do know we drove up in a tank, right? This town’s seen enough trouble. We can’t welcome outsiders. Hold on a minute, Mayor Tor. We’re not here to cause this town any trouble. I swear. That’s odd. Don’t believe I ever mentioned my name. You know who I am, young lady. Oh, yeah. Your your deeds uh go go go far and wide. Of how benevolent you are. Only heard about you from Longo, though. Who’s Longo? Longo? I know only one person by that name. I bet the same one. No doubt. He wanted me to give you this letter. Take a look. Oh, you have a letter. Oops. Let’s see then. Boy, this is the symbol of the rebel army. So, the old waror is still kicking, is he? Apparently, me now, I suppose. So, the garage is over there. You’re free to use a torture chamber as you see fit. Thank you. Nice work, Ann. You worked some magic back there. She did. The man who raised me is an old friend of the mayors. That’s all. Oh, what was in the letter? Just a request to allow me to use the garage. Are we ever going to get your bike back, Ann? It was super rad to my ticking heart’s content. And why exactly did you need to risk life and limb to use this specific garage? Well, I mean, just look at it. It’s awesome. Is it? It’s been put through its paces, but it’s wellmaintained. Oh, I really want to push that big red button. The control console’s working. The power arm moves. There’s a really low bar. Board of spare parts and tools. You won’t see a full service pit stop nearly as good as this anywhere outside the army. I suppose, but she is really jazzed. Enough with the chitchat. Can you fix our tank or not? Child’s play. You leave this baby to me. It’ll take some time, though. How about you guys take a stroll around the block? Sure. Have fun. All right, we’ll leave you to it then. We might as well mingle with the locals for a bit while she fixes the tank. It’s possible that they’ll know a route south or what the army’s up to. Sounds like a plan. Let’s go. What’s up, Munchkin? We might as well mingle with the locals for a bit while she fixes the tank. Wait, I see loot. possible that they’ll know a route south or what the army’s up to. I know you said that already. Hello, you demon. Who? Chill out. I’m not going to eat you or anything. You’re not glad you’re one of the nice ones. Far from it. You’re talking to the fiend prince. Be elabub. BL suburb. Oh, I see. Glad you’re a nice prince. A whatever. How do you like Spino? A great place, huh? Sure. Yeah. A great big dump. Oh my god. He has a bub. I’ll admit it’s seen better days. Ages ago, the royal army attacked the town. That’s how it ended up like this. H. But my hard work’s going to put Spino on the map. You’ll see. Believe it. Bet that it make Grandpa Tour happy. Yep. Yep. Oh, yep. Yep. Let’s go, Grandpa. Yeah, he stays up late, don’t you know? Yes, he’s not that bad. A as much as way past his bedtime. You’re a nice kid. Uh, what was that? Have you never gotten a compliment before you? Hello, Lineer. Hello there. Oh, hi. Oh, it’s rare to I get to see a demon. Everyone is so chill. Oh, here’s the mayor. What’s up, mayor? H. This used to be a populous town. Now there’s barely a soul. The outlook’s not too good. Oo. Oh, we got L. Why do you have Lango’s diary, Mayor? First, we need a base of operations to gather recruits and resources that seems implausible in Sandland. However, I happened across a bustling little village nestled in the mountains. The heart of the town boasted a well and was ideally positioned where trade routes met. It’s called Spino and it’s the most prosperous place I’ve encountered since leaving the capital. People and resources could come and go under the guise of everyday commerce. It’s not a place of peace, though. Spino is home for those who stand in opposition to the royal army’s tyranny. Our primary objective is to take back the goods forcibly confiscated by the army and return them to the people. We have been labeled bandits, but with the support of the people. Even some in the army have begun to sympathize with our cause. With allies such as these, I have every confidence that we will change the course of Sandland. Wonder how long ago that was written. Out of the way. Hello, Plicker. Whoa, a demon. Wow. Scare you? Do I? Good. Fiends revel in human fear. She is way braver than you. You’re not scary. You’re adorable. Quite the compliment, huh, Prince? You’re adorable, too, mister. Take that back. No one’s scarier than me. Look at this hair horn. Same boat. Hello. Yes. What do you want? I’m tired. Leave me alone. All right, fine. It’s definitely peaceful here. Is there Is there a in a sorry state? Hello, Chiffany. This town was a rebel army base. The royals all but demolished it ages ago. H. This town might disappear into the sand one day, but even so, we have no choice but to keep on living here. God, there is like no loot anywhere aside from outside of the garage. All right. All right. Well, I guess we’ll just go to the quest marker. Here we go. Oh, the desert market. We found the shop. Hello, 80s. Welcome. Welcome, demons. That’s right. Give me Give me all your lunch money. Take what you want, but I beg you. Spare the children. Wait, we’re not crooks. You have nothing to fear from us. Um, hello. We’re demons. You should absolutely fear us. Prince, that’s not helping. Keep quiet for a minute. Sorry for frightening you. We merely want to ask you something. Oh, what? We’re headed south. know of a safe route we can take south. I don’t have good news for you. Wrong answer. The Royal Army has blockaded off all routes headed south of here. No past them. What if we have a tank? And there’s no way around. Only if you can make it across the East Valley. There’s no bridge, though. It collapsed a short while ago. A of course it did. H. That’s unfortunate. Most unfortunate indeed. If you’re set on going, try asking the mayor. He knows these parts better than me. He is really, really old. All right. Thanks. Now, oh, you have a side quest. Welcome. Thanks. Wow, you sell a lot of everything. buy another repair kit. You know, we’ll buy we’ll go we’ll go up to five. She sells parts. Uh we don’t need those yet. We’ll buy a couple of these just to have them. Then one more health potion. Thank you for coming. Thank you for selling. See you later. Hello, Lucia. Are you a demon? There’s nothing to eat here, you know. I would beg to differ, human. Well, she’s still working. What’s up, mayor? Hey, Pops. We need to go south. Pops. Nom nom. Fix the bridge for us, would you? And how would I do that? Look at the state of this town. But just take the sheet metal you use as roofing. We have neither the people nor the resources to fix the bridge. In that case, our only option is to penetrate the blockade. Hey yo, huh? You You want to fight the army? Count me out. We already fought the army, thief. What other choice do we have? Why are you so determined to travel south? We’re hoping to find a spring and end the water shortage. Is that so? That is so. Well, I wish I could help, but I don’t see how you’d be able to cross that ravine without a bot that excels at jumping. A jumping bot? Where can we get one of those? Yeah, out with it. Spill it. There are mentions of them in the Rebel Army’s old files, but I suppose you need a real jumpbot, not records of one. Then again, that girl with you seemed to know her way around machines. Should we try to pick her brain on this matter? We shall. Good idea. If anyone will know, it’s her. I have a ton of springs. Hey, Ann. Who are you? Well, I’ll be. Is he sleeping? He looks like a demon friend of yours. We don’t all know each other. Brow seen this guy before, thief? Nope. Can’t say I have. There are an awful lot of different kinds of demons, you know. Or you could just bold legs onto the tank. Just just saying. Super Saiyan. There would be entire types even I don’t know about. Huh. Maybe we found a new friend then. He’s a cat. What now? Oh man, I needed that. Just a little catnip. Hey, who are you? Oh, the name’s Lassie, and I’m sort of like a cat. You are sort of like a cat. Okay, that doesn’t explain much. Hey, what’s all the commotion? Whoa, a demon. I’m not a demon. Like I told you, I’m catish. Catish. So, uh, cat-like thing. Why were you sleeping? Corin, that’s right. Want to know? Then hand over something rare. Hm. Like what? Something rare. Like what? Like this ancient coin. You can usually find him in ruins. Ah. Here to commemorate our acquaintance. Oh. Uh, thanks. Thanks. Here, have this coin. What’s that? You want to trade this right back to me for something good, you say? Yes. Cadish sounds like a vegetable, huh? Huh? Well, if you insist, take this storage capsule in exchange. Capsule Corp exists. This beauty right here can shrink even the biggest bot down to pocket size. Wow. If you find something good in the ruins, bring it by. You got it. I’ll give you something even better for it. See you. See you. And the way he goes. So, that was weird. DC, such a free spirit, even by demon standards. We never so much as learned why he was sleeping there. Who cares? He gave us something cool. He did. If it can really store bots, it’ll be incredibly useful down the road. Yeah, we can hide our tank with it. Lucky. No, I want one, too. Mhm. Well, you got to go find a coin, Ann. Well, it’s mine, so hands off. Yeah. Wouldn’t dream of swiping it. I don’t believe you. And the tank repairs are done. Good. Really? Wow. That’s awesome. It looks brand new. It looks exactly the same. Now she’ll be able to stand a little rough and tumble. Like I said, Ace mechanic. Just bring her in if she breaks again. Phoenix an Ace mechanic. What about building us something new from scratch? Look, I may be good, but a tank’s way too complicated to build from square one. No, not a tank. A bot. One that can jump. Come again. Well, you see. Okay, I get it. Solid plan. Appeals to the gear head in me. Does that mean you think you can do it? probably if you get me a core frame. That is where do we find one? A core frame? Remember how I said I can’t build a tank from scratch? No. That’s because I don’t have and can’t build its most complex inner workings. Jumpbot. Same deal. I need the core parts to get started. Well, that’s a bummer. We don’t have a core frame. A bummer indeed. Surely there’s something we can do. Well, we might be able to acquire one at a junker’s market. Where do we find one of those? Like a farmers market? A junker’s market? Great idea. Is one nearby? Do they have free range tank parts? I wouldn’t know. Asking Mayor Tor might be the quickest way to find out. All right, then. Let’s hit up the old Toad. Why can’t I move? Tank repairs complete. A jump bot. Give me the garage. You can now use the garage. There you can create, upgrade, and switch vehicle parts, as well as choose which vehicle to use. Side quest and expanding Spino. Oh, Spino will grow as you complete side quests, getting new buildings and inhabitants. As you go along, you might find new stores or new products in existing stores. Completing side quests is most certainly to your benefit. You add it. Hey, Toad. Is there a Junker’s Market? Hey, old man. Is there a Junker’s Market around here? I wouldn’t say it’s nearby exactly, but there actually is a fairly large one in the area. Ooh. It’s right at the foot of the cliff the Lisa battleship juts out from. Can’t miss it. They put it in a battleship. Hell yeah. Sweet. Let’s get going already. Why are you the one getting all excited? To a mechanic, a junker’s market is when a huge treasure trove. Think of it like a treasure hunt. Doesn’t that get you excited? I guess. But but just a little. Yeah, just a little bit. Then it’s decided. I call first dibs. Hey, no fair. Going to Lisa? If so, might I trouble you with a request? Sure. What do you need, oldtime? Here’s what I need. I’d be obliged if you got me some machine gun scraps. What do you need that for? Since when are we your errand runners? Don’t be so cold. The man’s helped us plenty. He has. What say we repay his kindness? H. Although he did tell us to get lost the second we got here. Thank you. My usual supplier hasn’t been by lately. I considered dismantling some of the nearby tanks, but the risk is too high. Attracting the army’s attention is the last thing I want. A wise decision. A mayor cannot compromise his people’s safety. You’re too kind. Here, payment for the scrap. Ooh, I’ll be waiting for you. I’ll definitely spend it on what you want. Hit up the junker market. All right. You don’t have to stay with me. You know, odd as it is to say, in the middle of the desert, this town’s nothing but a sinking ship. After being the mayor for so long, it’s only right that I go down with it. But a young lady like you needn’t subject yourself to this. Don’t talk like that. This isn’t the end. Not yet. If we all pull together, I’m sure something can still be done. That’s right. Sweet 80s, can’t you see? There is no we. This town has no one left to pull together. Spino is finished. What happens then? What about our tank? Should we lose the town, the garage goes with it? No way. We won’t be able to repair the tank. And just to be clear, if it breaks, I’m not walking. Well, good luck. And you’re not moving anywhere. What of the children? What about Hugh and Plea? I’ve arranged for an old friend’s son and his wife to look after them. When did you I apologize for the secrecy. I didn’t want you to worry when it came time to leave. True. I never would have left so long as those two were still here. But I bet Hugh and Plea feel the same about you. A They’d never want to move away from this town if it meant leaving you behind. You don’t want to part with them either, do we? No, I do not. But those children still have their futures ahead of them. They deserve better than a town slowly dying of old age. So, let me get this straight. The town needs people. That it pretty much. Let’s bring them in, then from other places. But this is a former rebel base. The government is never going to supply it with food and water. And just look how run down it is. He’d have to be a real oddball to willingly move here. Well, when you put it that way. Mayor, did you know that anytime travelers pass through Spino, Hugh and Plea always talk up the town to them? A I had no idea. But why would they? To attract more people to Spino and make you happy, maybe. Oh my. Oh my. Hey, Spider-Man. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. How’s it going? Hugh’s own words. Oh my. Oh my. How are you? I’m doing great. Appreciate you asking. And I hope you are as well. If the kids haven’t given up on this town, then there’s no way us adults can give up either. That’s right. Perhaps you have a point. Yes. Happy Sunday. Happy Sunday to you as well. Let’s tough it out just a little longer, Mayor. We’ll return Spino to its former glory. It’s what the kids want. Harrah. Very well. We’ll keep fighting to the bitter end. That’s the spirit. Agreed. I can tell you want to help. It’s written all over your face. I’ll be Frank. I do in any capacity I can. You’ll be Frank. Who’s Frank? Maybe I’m in the mood to help, too. I mean, we can’t lose the tank. So, let’s get on it, then. Yes, let’s here. Also, uh it doesn’t look like there are any other quests. Well, you are very jacked to pick up while we’re here, but Oh, maybe I spoke too soon. What’s up, Ann? Let me know if you want to upgrade your tank. Okay, I want to upgrade our tank. Just bring me the materials and the service fee. You’re going to charge me? I’ll have it souped up and raring to go. How about I don’t leave you here. Obtain the following items. A 75mm tank gun, SPAPDS. Don’t call me Shirley. Hey, Hernandez. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Oh, and we got uh access to decals. Sweet. The base damage 84. Take paid customize. We’ll put the tank gun on. We did get a new machine gun. Uh it’s almost double the damage, but uh we have a lower capacity overall. Everything else is inaccessible. Enhanced parts. Gun barrel scrap. Okay, so we can only upgrade one of these. What about the secondary weapon? Raptor steel. Okay. Uh let’s combine this the B-grade steel that we got with Raptor scales. Hey Big Papa, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. How’s it going? How’s Elden Ring? Sure. We’ll upgrade that once. Now, we did get decals, but it looks like we can’t uh equip them. Select vehicle. We only have one. Okay. See you later. See you later. It was great. Heck yeah. You’re on Fortnite now. Nice. Nice. Getting some dubs, I hope. Spent many hours on Elder Ring doing NG + 7. Hell yeah. How much more uh do you have left? Capsules. Now that you have a storage capsule, you can carry up to five vehicles on you and summon them whenever you want. Press right on the D-pad. Choose the vehicle with left stick and X to confirm. For vehicles you’ve used before, you can skip the summoning animation by pressing X. The vehicle inside a capsule can be arranged at a camp or garage. The tank in the first slot can be changed after completing the main quest. Dangerous foes. Enemies on the map, such as monsters, royal army soldiers, bandits, or wannabe junkers, will attack you if you get close. Enemies with the skull symbol are high level, so watch out. That is my cue to save. Ooh. Perform a leg sweep with L3 and square. Oh, enhanced weak attack. I think we’ll work our way towards that. Just started NG7. So, a lot uh yesterday. Okay. Okay. Boombox. Zeni. Ahoy. Increase the amount of money earned from defeating enemies. We’re definitely getting that. Okay, looks like that’s it. Oh, vehicle customization. Not what I was hoping for. What is this? Get on tamed raptor user guide that can autopilot. Get a dash. Attack. Intimidate. Monsters won’t attack when you’re riding a raptor, so you can explore safely. However, your raptor will run away at the first hit. So scary. Take that, thief. All right, we’ll summon the tank. So, fast travel. Faster travel. Here we go. Definitely faster travel. We’ll take this bad boy out for a spin, though. Forgot to ask to where the lease battleship is. Oh, there’s no need for that. Just take a look over there. That thing’s huge. What is it? He saw battleship. It seems someone’s been slacking on his studies. I’ll have to report. They sunk their battleship. Don’t you dare. You tell my father and we’re through. To the battleship. What am I looking? Oh, is that another merchant? Okay. Um, I guess we can see what they have. We need to keep our bearings passing between the cliffs. It’s easy to lose your sense of direction on these windy roads. Hello, peddler. Lost. Be sure to raptors and wannabes prowl the road to LA battleship. I’ve been losing sleep worrying about them getting my cargo. Well, let me take it off your hands. Ooh, okay. He sells only one dark energy. Go and buy it. Armor up. Anything he has a limited amount of, I guess we’ll just buy since we’ll get extra money when we defeat foes. Thank you. Now that we have that passive. You’re welcome. Got to say that is one seriously huge battleship. It is. Seeing it up close is even more amazing. It fills your vision. Cool. I bet there’s tons of parts flying around. Are there any games? Somehow I doubt it. Battleships tend to be filled with weapons, not toys. Boring. I agree. Level up. I do want to check out this cave very quickly. Oh, we got some rubber. Here we go. And a repair kit for free. I’ll take it. So, how do demons usually spend their day? Oh, you know, scare a human or two. We do stuff like dig pitfalls where people like to walk. Oh my god. Oh, and thief even stole someone’s comic the other day. Some of my finest work, if I do say so myself. See, pure evil, right? Yeah, right. Dastardly indeed. All right. What’s in the cave? Oh, someone lives here. No diary page. Oh, here we go. All right. Well, we got a lot of stuff to uh upgrade our guns with. Not bad. Ah, and have to summon the vehicle again. We need to keep our bearings passing between the cliffs. It’s easy to lose your sense of direction on these windy roads. If you get lost, be sure to check the map. I get it. Boom. This is a warning shot. By the way, what exactly is a junk? It’s what you call people who make a living finding and selling used parts. They tend to be rough necks. So, don’t go picking fights. For what? Huh? Wonder how rough. Prince, I hope you’re not taking that as a challenge. I am. Challenge accepted. God, this tank is so broken. More like petty crimes. Not even grand theft. Although I guess we did steal the tank. Take that. Take that. Here we go. Here we go. It sure is hot out here. How are you holding up, Prince? What do you mean? This level of heat’s nothing. Is that a house? Who beats the cold? At least I for one much prefer the heat to the cold. Is I prefer the cold? As long as it’s not too cold. part of being a Well, it goes. It sure is hot out here. How are you holding up, Prince? What do you mean? What do you mean? What if these white raptors the gold at least they drop something different? I for one much prefer the heat to the cold as well. Raptors part of being raptor the raptor ghost. What are you doing all the way out here? What to do? I’m in a bine. Yes. Yes. H. Hello, Mo. I hear mumbling. Oh my god, it’s soldier. Yes, I’m busted. Yep, the jig is up. This must be my end. Yes. The heck you going on about? Huh? Wait, you’re not a wannabe junker? Of course not. I’m the fiend prince, Beielub. And don’t you forget it, you fiend. Four slots. Ah, so tank, jumping bot. Then what? A flying machine has to be one. What else? I would have said a boat. Yeah, maybe the motorcycle. Shaking in your boots. Are you? You’re scary. Yes. But I’ll take help from anyone right now. Even a fiend. Please save me. Yes. He sounds like he’s had a rough time of it. How about we hear what he has to say? Sure. I don’t like feeling like a last resort, but I’ll hear you out. Thank you so much. Where to start? How about at the beginning? Start from the beginning and go at your own speed. Well, as you can see, I’m hiding from wannabe junkers. Okay. All because I’ve earned their eye. How? You pissed them off enough to need to go on the run from them. I can’t deny it. Yes. It’s just the way I am. Yes. Why do you say everything with Yes. Yes. Whenever someone forbids me from doing something, I feel compelled to do just that. Yes, I respect that. Which is exactly what got me on their bad side. Yes. What’d you do? When I was in the Royal Army while on patrol with my unit. Yeah. We came across a caravan being attacked by wannabe junkers. Yes. Okay. However, our captain was apparently friends with some of those wannabe junkers. He forbade us to rescue the caravan. Yes. The second I heard that I knew I just had to go save the caravan. I plowed on in with my tank and drove them away. Yes. Discharged for insubordination. Oh my god. I would want to be junkers on my tail. I just barely managed to escape. Now I’m hiding away in here. Yes, but it won’t be long before they find this old shack. And when they do, I just know I’ll be think of it. Anything forbidden, huh? Hey, don’t shout no matter what. I forbid it. Huh? Why would you say that? If you forbid it, I Hey, hear that? The bastards in those ruins. I’m busted. Yes, I’m done for it. Yes, it’s your fault, Prince. 100%. Um, it’s his fault. He can’t help it. All right, fine. Since I’m a little bit to blame, I’ll help you out. Hey, who’s pointing fingers here? Good luck with that. Desert soldier. Oh, there he is. Wait, that’s not Mo. Hey, where’s Mo? Try hiding him. Pay for it. I’d love to see you try. We’ve done it. Hey, I beat them all up. I think we blew them all up. Did you really? Oh, thank you so much. Yes, that means I can I can I can What can I do now? What do you mean? Oh, we can tell him about Spino. Sure, but now that I’ve been discharged from the royal army, he’s got nowhere else to go. I don’t have anywhere to go. Yes. For real? If he’s got nowhere else to go, how about inviting him to Spino, right? You can just go to Spino. Spino. Yes. Spino. Yes. Spo. It’s a town looking for new residents. Marvelous. Oh, but would they accept one such as me? Um, yes. Well, there’s so few inhabitants, it’s almost a ghost town. I bet they’d be happy to have you. In that case, I might indeed be of use to them. Yes. Yes. Give it a shot. Yes. Yes. Desert soldier complete. Also, we did level up, right? So, we should have another point. We’ll enhance our weak attacks. It cost two points. Never mind. Boom Box item picker. Destroy nearby rocks, trees, cacti, and collect all available items in the vicinity. Let’s just say quality of life one. Here we go. All right, to the battleship. Is that a radio tower and a tank part? I almost missed this. Was this from that tank we blew up earlier? We need to keep our bearings passing between the cliffs. It’s easy to lose your sense of direction on these windy roads. If you get lost, be sure to check the map. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. It is a radio tower. surprise. That’s right, thief. Go pick up all the loot. The Saab radio tower. Okay, it looks like it could function. Can use this to find out about the area if we can get it fixed up. That is and radio towers. Use materials to repair radio towers. Once repaired, towers will provide you with a map of the area with icons. We can repair it. Just need materials. Repair. Perfect. Okay, now for some hot intel on the area. All right, looks like we picked up all of the loot. We got a an incendiary chip. Okay, our tank still does not have slots for it though. Go. Try and head straight there. Kaboom. According to the map, this area is near the center of Sandland. Okay. Wow. So, we can reach a bunch of places from here, huh? Not really. The steep cliffs make traveling north or south of here a serious challenge. Pretty inconvenient for a central hub. critical. And that’s their tank down. Oh, they threw a freaking grenade. At least that was sort of fun. That was sort of fun. We’re just collecting all of the tank parts. Aha, even more loot. And silver ore. Sweet. We need to keep our bearings passing between the cliffs. It’s easy to lose your sense of direction on these windy roads. If you get lost, be sure to check the map. But if there’s a whole junker market right below it, below it. Surely those junkers have long since stripped it of anything valuable. If that’s true, the core frame for a jump bot is probably going to cost us a pretty penny. Oh no, that wouldn’t be good. We’d better hope that’s not the case. Well, I’m sure we’ll find out. Pick up what we can then just in case we need to sell stuff. Here we go. Here we go. According to the map, this area is near the center of Sandland. Wow. Wow. Reach a bunch of places from here. Huh. Here I go. This thing is pretty sturdy. According to the map, this area is near the center of San. So, we can reach a bunch of places from here, huh? Not really. The steep cliffs make traveling north or south of here a serious challenge. Pretty inconvenient for a central hub. Lango’s diary aids. Okay, we can refill our water there. Had we taken damage? Oh, scorpions. There are plenty of towns and villages. Surprisingly, we should stop. Uh even though we fought that big scorpion hand to hand, we got the exact same amount of experience as we do when in the tank. So there’s really no reason to fight them normally. is a little surprising. Got to say, you know your way around. Oh, there’s the bridge. What’ you expect that? Whoa. I know what a kick butt. It is huge. Just 50 years ago, this thing was flying through the sky. God, now look what’s become of such techn. Humans truly are fools. What a shame. I wish I could see it airborne. All right. Looks like there’s someone to rescue right at the broken bridge there. And we found the Lasab ruins. At least that was sort of fun. Was indeed. That was way too close. Thank you. Please take this as thanks. Here we go. Little bit of money. Should we Let’s We’ll do the main mission first just in case we need to go in there for the jump bot parts. I have a feeling we may need to. You might be able to reach these inaccessible spots one day. One day. The more bots you have, the more options you’ll have to travel to new places. Let’s try to remember this spot. All right. Hello, Gonda. Who the hell are you? This is our turf. We don’t take kindly to outsiders just wandering in. What are you going to do about it? We’ll be on our way as soon as we get what we came for. Yeah, I’ve heard that one before. We don’t need even more problems. Oh no, you missed a chance. I did as well. Had me worried there. Sorry about that. I I I was hoping it would autoplay. I got a drink. Problems. It didn’t. I looked away for one second. Ain’t none of your business. Now scram. Ah, I can’t punch him. Hello, Neo. Neat. Hey, wait. Wait. Demon is talking to me. Boo. No. No. What should I do? It’s the end for me. I don’t want to die without even getting to go on a date. The heck are you going on about? No one’s trying to kill you. But my granny told me I’d die if a demon spoke to me. Then why are you still alive? Huh? You’re right. That that is strange. You are a demon, right? Enough of this nonsense. Give us the jump bot parts already. I don’t have anything like that. Then die. Then tell us who does. But I I can’t just keep talking to demons like this. Get to the point. If you’re scared of my words, you don’t want to see what my fists can do. Yeah. The four is the one you want to talk to. Four. Four. You golfer. Four. My friend. He always has the latest info. Four. Huh? Let’s go pay him a visit. Yep. Oh, it’s a peddler. Hello. Hello. Okay. Uh, nothing new. Oh, machine gun scrap. Ah, that’s what we came here to buy. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, pedaler. Oh, they have their own workshop. Okay, I think we’re good on all of these components. Thank you for coming. You’re welcome. Some friends those gems. Hey, can I look around a bit? Sure, go ahead. Don’t get lost. Yeah, he immediately ratted him out to the demons. Hello, gourd. Hello, gourd. What? Junkers wear chest plates in anticipation of an enemy strike. Wannabe junkers, bandits, demons. We’re targets to them all. Don’t mind if I do. Here we go. Here we go. Are you for your hunter? Hey, are you interested in bounties outlaws? You can earn rewards for taking on bounty hunt requests and reporting back once you’ve completed them. You can accept up to five bounties at once. Okay. Uh I guess we’ll take on all of the lowlevel ones. Then the wasted hooligan. Tricky jumper Ken. That’s how we get the jump out frame. Cave dweller corno corno bandit in training max slightly insane max and diamonds boss low key for me peddler has always sounded like a nickname for bikers like Trekky, you know? I can see that. I can see that. Hey, Cloud, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. How’s it going, man? All right. Well, we now have a slew of bounties. Um, I’m not sure how much damage we’ll actually be able to do. A little hard to tell how important levels actually are. Certainly one to six is like impossible. Us being level one and the opponent being level six. Out of the way. Oh, we found four demon. Now, that’s something I’ve never laid eyes on. Are you for? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s a woman doing in a place like this? Oh, a a women. Hey, I’m the one you’re supposed to be surprised by. A real life grill. Apparently, junkers consider her to be a rarer sight. So, uh, what are you looking for? And, uh, what are you doing after? A date, perhaps? I heard you know where we can find a core frame for a jump bot. Oh, so you’re you’re on business. Uh Cloud. Uh yes to both. Uh this was made by the legendary Akira Toriyama. Also, it’s a manga and anime, which I had not seen or heard of uh prior to finding out about this game. Is that Android 18? I wish. No, she is she is a human. A human named Ann. She is our engineer. I mean, sure, I know where to find them, but it’ll cost you. She’s basically our Bulma. After all, parts and info are how we junkers pay the bills. You told you gives 18 a run for her money. If it’s not free, what do you want? Uh, what do you think? Money. Duh. Duh. Sorry, but our funds are limited. Can’t you just tell us, please? Maybe that generous young lady there could foot the bill. I’m just as broke as the rest of you. I don’t think that’s what he means. There’s another way you could pay me. Oh boy. Hey, I’m a sheriff. I won’t stand for such a thing. What? No. No. I just want to hear her say please for Man, I hate this trope. Well, well, an you heard him. Your call. That’s a pretty fair trade. Fine. Please for She even added a wink. Yep, that’ll do. That’ll do. Nice work, Ann. Some halfbaked wannabe junkers came around. No manners at all. They found this jump bot on board the lease battleship. Look, what a loser. All right, Cloud. The the old guy looks like an elderly Nappa. He does. They’ve been using it to box us out and hog all the parts on the ship ever since. Sure, Finders Keepers is something of a way of life among junkers. But there’s still a limit, you know. Wannab bees have got no shame. Not just a core frame, but a working jump bot. No way. Yep. Can we take the jump bot for ourselves? If we clobber them. If you clobber them, then fine. Sure. They won’t know what hit them. Well, you sure sound confident. The entrance to the ship is through the cave up ahead. Oh, how convenient. I imagine that bouncing schmucks already made it pretty far inside. Go get him. By the way, miss, could you say it for me just one more time? Afraid not. That was a limited time offer. Yep. You don’t have any more information for See you later. All right. Infiltrate the Lasab battleship. Well, I am definitely taking my camp. Not my camp, my tank. We’ll have a quick rest. All right. Uh, let’s save because it’s been a little while since we have three hours apparently. All right, tank time. My god, this trope makes me want to puke. icy loot. Wow, this cave is huge. Looks like this cave leads straight to the Lee sub battleship. Here we go. Perfect. It seems that the junkers have cobbled together a convenient route between the market and battleship. H. Isn’t there a demon guy that looks exactly like a Dborah in here? Yes, the Lucifer guy. That is our protagonist father. We play as the demon prince Bezabub. But yeah, you are exactly right. Ooh. Uh, okay. Your battleship crash landed in these mountains, huh? That’s right. It hit the ground with such force that debris was scattered all over the area. That thing must be super tough to mostly survive a landing like that. Yeah, no kidding. I hope I get a chance to inspect it someday. All right, we’re going to have to ditch the tank for a little bit here. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Look at all this trash. It seems to be a dumping ground for useless scrap. Maybe there’s something in there we can use. There’s only one way to find out. Alien concept to junkers. Ooh, treasures of the world. Use triangle to find all sorts of hidden treasure. Treasures around the world. Use thief skill, thief radar to make locating treasure easier. Y, we got a speed booster chip. Okay, I like it. Pilfering pro passive spoils war up. Okay. So, I think we’ll try and beline it for thief radar. That way, we always know when there’s hidden loot around. Got another couple of levels until then though. Battleship crash landed in these mountains. Huh. That’s right. It hit the ground with such force. That debris was scattered all over the area. That thing must be super tough to mostly survive a landing like that. I hope I get a chance to inspect it someday. Oh, we are headed straight for it. Man, you’re in luck. All right, looks like we can head inside. There’s no telling what lies in weight there. Stay ready. Hello, Krono. I know what I’m doing. Hey. Hey, you’ll find Lisa up ahead. It’s a treasure trove of scrap. Don’t go destroying it. Okay, no promises. So, this is the battleship’s interior. Never imagined it looked like this. This is amazing. Come on, let’s head further in. We got some gunpowder. Sweet. Can upgrade our uh It looks like with that we’ve hit a dead end. Hold on. If only we had a tank. Blast from the main cannon should blow it all away. Say less. Come on. Nice. All right. I don’t see any hidden loot. Actually, there’s nothing in any of these pipes, right? Let’s take one quick check. There is not okay. So be it. Look like we’re actually going to get get a go inside. Yes, that’s the way. Yes. I don’t fit. Oh, we got some springs and gears. So, where did the guys with the jump bot go again? We’re told they went pretty deep inside. Okay. And they’ll most likely be on the upper levels given the ship’s layout. Up, huh? Got it. Got it. Find the jump bot frame. If there’s anything on that beam or not. Doesn’t look like it. No enemies yet, surprisingly. No good. The door won’t open. It won’t open. This place is locked up tight. Let’s find another route. Out of the way, Ann. All right, I think we found all of the loot. Yep. Oh god. Just fall through the great. Okay. Uh, is there anything in the back corner? There is a door. Broom bloom. Now we’ll reall prey to his arch nemesis. Hopefully not. Right off the bat, uh, when we first met the sheriff Ralph, he, uh, he traveled to the demon village, uh, to request, god dang it, help. And in that cutscene, uh, Piazabub basically jumped off of a mountain and took zero damage. So, I’m hoping fall damage does not exist in this. Only time will tell, though. The place is a mess. Falling from the sky would do that. Try to watch your footing. Would indeed. Yikes. It’s falling apart. That’s why I told you to watch your white deeper life. Someone’s coming. Someone’s coming. Attack bots. Ow. Counting on you. You crazy. This alive. Dumb bot. Does this belong to the royal army? No, I don’t think they have access to such advanced technology. H my who made them? Mecca Defender S. One of the nasty relics of that foolish war. Oh, do you know that thief? Be gentler next time so we can use this stuff later. Come on, that’s no fun. Yeah. How about you just be a better mechanic, Ann? Oh, I thought you were an expert after all. All right. Onward. They want us to go left. And that’s the only way we can go. Oh, we got the map. Nice. That’ll be handy. No good. The door won’t open. Lame. This place is locked up tight. Let’s find another route. Okie dokie. How about this way? Wow, who knew the interior was so huge? Oh my goodness. I’m straining my neck just looking at the ceiling. Prince, the floor’s collapsed. We can’t reach the upper levels. Let’s try approaching from below, then. Sounds good. We can’t go to the right. There is loot there, though. It connects. So, we’ll just jump right off. Should we try it? We’ll try it. Dono. Okay, we just take damage. That’s not too bad. It is not an instant death. Well, there was only one way to know for sure. Okay, they want us to go that way. Hello, robot. Robbit. Man, I’m good. All right, I forgot I got the sweep move. We can sweep the leg. Where are you two trying to go? Oh my god. Hold on. There’s a person here. That red dude just came out of nowhere. What red dude? This container is pretty busted. The tank gun should do the trick. My favorite. I can’t lend you a hand right now. I can’t lend you a hand right now. Here we go. Come home. Oh god, they explode. Nice. Ooh. Okay. So, there’s nothing else in here by the looks of it. Uh, we can’t go in here, though. We’ll see if there’s anything special. Pretty sure I could get over that with a high jump. A high jump. We don’t know how to high jump. Guessing we’ll need the jump bot for that. We’re locked inside. We’re locked inside. should unlock it just like it did the last time. Destroy Sward. That’s right. That I can do. The door is unlocked. Sweet. No one keeps the El’s prisoner. On we go. We might get locked inside again. Stay alert. I’m always alert. Nothing on the opposite side. I don’t see anything to like drop down too. Huh? What’s this? Heck. That’s wa. It moved. It moved. This is fun. It stopped. Guess it only goes to this floor. Let’s look for others. Oh no. I wanted to get out of the tank now. Uh, we did get hurt. We’ll drink some water and then we can refill it right here. Here we go. Okay. Onward. That’s the wrong gun. Oh, those explode. Who else wants some? Good. Oh, I was sure there would be loot stashed on the sides. That is not the case. Okie dokie. Make sure everything is nice and reloaded. I don’t know. Let’s shoot it. Containers. You think if we shoot the arm, we might be able to use the container as a platform. There’s only one way to find out. Come on. Here we go. Perfect. Why do I hear a robot? Here we go. Oo, little bit of gunpowder. A health drink. There’s anything back here or not? We have not been here before, I don’t think. This all looks new. Here we go. Gotcha. There only two in here. There was only two in here. That one is indestructible. God, there’s no loot anywhere. Where does this go? None of this looks familiar. Price Thank you for the parts. Super Ultra Mega Ball. It was worth a shot. I freaking knew it. Look at the loot. Fuel efficiency chip for a car. Interception system. Yo, hell yeah. You acquired an option module. Option modules have various effects. Use them to gain an advantage in battle. Rom. Oh, nice. They are special parts. They cannot be crafted or upgraded on their own. Their effects grow together with the vehicle’s level. Activate with L1 and R2. They take effect the moment they are equipped. Interception system. Nice. I am pleased. All right to the way point. budget. Who’s right out? Okay. Oh god. Level 16. I’m level five. That’s a lot of health. Oh, and he regains it back when he’s not in battle. All right, we’re going to have to get out of our vehicle. Go ahead and save. Uh, let’s head up top first just in case there’s an alternate path. There isn’t. What are you looking at? Doing good. Get him. Nice. I’ve been worse than that. Have you Here I come. Take that. I sent him off the edge and we only got seven experience for that. I feel like I deserve more. That works. That does work. Kind of wish I got the loot though. But you know, it is what it is. Oh, we’re back here. All right. There’s nothing down here, right? Or is there a dork? We’ll get the jump on him. We got a B-grade spring. Quick reload chip for a cannon. Oh, I do see loot. Okay. Well, this is the right path to take. Now, I’m just going to hope for a like rest area at some point in this place. That way, I don’t actually have to spend one of our potions. Oh boy, we were immediately spotted. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Boom. Ooh. Where does this go? I knew it. I knew it. I didn’t trust this room. Don’t go too crazy. Gotcha. A heavy Gatling gun. automatically fires at incoming enemy missiles. Is that one of these? We found an engine. Boost recovery down. Boost gauge use down, but boost accelerator up. build for speed. Sure, we’ll try it out. And it looks like that might be it. Okie dokie. Can you disable a bot without destroying it? I don’t think so. I don’t think so. If there is a way, uh, we have not figured out how to do it yet. Run. Got a big bite down there. Uh, okay. Uh, there is loot here. We can definitely get this one. I don’t know about the other one. Shame because it’s a pretty big chest. Oh no, I didn’t push X quickly enough. All right. Uh, is there a staircase? There is. Take two. There we go. Had to do it a little earlier. I wanted to a power plus chip for the cannon. Sweet. We’re finding a lot of good stuff in here. Here we go. Here we go. Boom. Onward. Ooh, two of the jumpers. Oh no. Boom. Nice. Easy peasy. I can open them from in the tank. It’s huge. I don’t actually need to leave. Very convenient. End of the line. Ew, weasel, get out of here. This place is practically not a fan of Let’s take it slow and steady. There’s still a path along the edges. Let’s proceed with care. Repair kit limit reached. All right. There’s a max inventory capacity. Okay. Turn into a sidescroller. Interesting. Uh what’s this way then? Anything special? Cranes to break. God, you freaking dork. There it is. Okay. Nothing hidden the perimeter from downtown. Get your butts down here. All right, thank you. All right, there’s one on you, Prince. Now for the other. So far so good. So far so good. Let’s see where this leads. There’s no shot. Who put that hole there? Freaking nothing but that. Wow. God, I swear. What are the odds? Also, I completely missed these 45 millimeter artillery. I don’t know if there’s a reason why I would want to be on this or not. Doesn’t seem like it. All right. And then we’ll just make sure there’s nothing on top. There is not. All right. Sidescroller time. Oh, I see loot back there. Oh, my face. Here we go. Uh oh. So far so good. Is there anything back here? Oh, there is. A repair kit. Health drink. There we go. Here we go. All righty. Oh, John’s Arcade Night all have a great stream. I appreciate that very much. Have a good night. Sleep well. Oh god, please don’t explode. Just in time. I still haven’t leveled up, right? Yeah, I need 20,000 experience. That’s going to take forever. That level 16 robot gave us seven. seven experience even though it had an 11 level advantage. Here we go. There it is. Take you out as well. I missed. Much better. Take a quick peek on this side. I don’t see anything. Nothing on the ground. Aha. I was hoping this would be here. Check. Nice. Back up to full. Uh yeah, let’s we’ll save. This seems like a good spot to save. Wait. What’s that? Looks like a huge bot. That’s not just any bot. It’s a jump bot. Oh, look at the decal. Hell yeah. Is that just a regular lawn chair? For real? It’s unmanned. I say we grab it and run. I like that idea. I can’t pretend I didn’t just hear that pit squeak. Dude, this kind of dope. Hell yeah. Didn’t your daddy teach you it’s wrong to take things that don’t belong to you? Actually, no. Uh, no. My dad taught me to take whatever I want for myself. Yeah. Huh? Strange dad you got. That won’t you got If you’re that desperate, I’ll rent it to you for 10,000 senny an hour. 10,000 an hour. Hey, what’s up, Alina? How you doing? Hope you are well. That’s right. We take what we want. What are we, dorks? Exactly. Are you crazy? Who’d pay that much? We’re here on a job to deal with that jump bot from a Junker Market resident. Can’t we just work out a peaceful solution? Pieces for the weak. No, you ain’t got the money. Then get out of here. Hold on. Hold on. Is that a women? Oh, what? You not used to seeing girls either? What I’m interested in is your necklace. Yeah, sure you are. Bet I could get a damn good price for it. I’ll take that as payment. No way. I’ll never give this up no matter what. Too bad. When I see something I want, I ain’t in the habit of letting it go. Oh, whoa. Nice throw. Eyes are up here. Give it back. That necklace means everything to me. Stand back, Ann. It’s my turn to repay you. For what? Yeah. For what? It’s time that you It’s short time. I missed. Um, I’m cool with it. Keep it up. Keep it up. How about this? Good job, Prince. Shoot him now with the machine gun. Eat it. You eat it. I’m full. Time to play my haste in the hole. It’s trying to stomp you, Prince. Get ready to dodge. Wow, you almost got me with that one. Play time’s over. What will I ever do? I keep missing. You’re doing great. Thanks, M. Play time’s over. More missiles. Use the machine gun again. Use the machine gun again. Wow, you actually hit me. Good job, outlaw. Keep going. Don’t let up. Play time’s over. How about an encore of my signature move? Think we can shoot him out of the air? Keep going up. Get measure launch. I’ll take that necklace, please. Thank you, BL’s. What did you mean earlier about repaying me? Huh? Oh, right. Um, he must mean the time you took a bullet for him back at Nap’s base. Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, you know BL’s, you’re a pretty standup guy. A stop before I puke. Not to bring down the mood, but you did a real number on the bot bills. Is it complete junk now? Nah, I think we can work with this. Excellent. Really? Really? Warframe is still intact. I can figure out the rest somehow or other. Awesome. Awesome. Let’s get back to Spino and rebuild this thing then. Let this be a lesson to you to change your ways. Lesson learned. level up. All right, I can finally enhance our weak attack damage, health boost, enhance rush. Cannot learn. We can’t even see what those are. All right. There goes our skill points. Uh, we still only have one. What? One more level. We’ll get access to thief radar. I like it. All right, let’s blow this joint. I was afraid I’d blown my chance at riding a jump box for a second. Prince, you need to learn to control yourself. Quit nagging me. Not what we came for, right? Right. I forgot I can stay in the thing. And we got some vegetable oil. I don’t think my tank can fit through that. I was hoping we’d have more time to hunt for parts. What do you mean? We got an awesome hall. But the defenders are still around. So don’t even think about coming in here alone. I know. I know. I’d never be that reckless. That’s good. Probably. What does this do? Nothing. And out we go. Oh, up crypto traders. Thank you so much for the follow. I really appreciate it. Welcome to the Illuminati. How you doing tonight? Hope you are well. Hey, we’re down here. Hopefully there was nothing up there. It seems to be a dumping ground for useless scrap. Maybe there’s something in there we can use. As far as I can tell, neatness is an alien concept to junkers. All right, head back to Spino. Uh after we get this final ore deposit, uh we’ll pull up the map and see if we can fast travel from here or not. So the battleship actually in these mountains, huh? That’s right. It hit the ground with such force that debris was scattered all over the area. before we leave. Um I think a jump bot was part of a bounty. A chance to inspect it someday. We’ll see if that was the same one or not. Yay. Got a slow bro. Hell yeah. Or which one was the bounty guy? name is Gooni Scott. Isn’t that like a thing in mythology? Like I recognize that from like a Persona game. Maybe like SMT. Hello, Scotty. Hey. Hey. Excavation’s a risky business. Got to keep a handle on your fear. Which is why I’m not afraid of demons. Not one bit. Little gird. Wow. Were the all of these boxes here before? Hello, L. Hello. Hello. Need a certain amount of luck to be a junker. Without luck, you might get your rare wares stolen by demons. What is this slander? I found it fair and square. Hey. Hey. Okay, it was a different jumper. Got it. You’re welcome. Now you’re the ruins. Here’s Spino. What’s wrong? Aren’t you going in the merchant lady? I am. It’s just there’s an urgent news bulletin on the radio now. On the radio? Oh, Prince, we’d best listen, too. Okay. Okay. Yesterday, a Royal Army tank was hijacked from that base by unknown sabotur. Huh? The perpetrators have gone on a rampage with their stolen tank, looting vital water supplies and destroying several towns. What? What the? We did no such thing. Anyone who has recently cited a suspicious tank should contact the Royal Army immediately. Any information about the culprit’s identities, what are you looking at? 80s. Moreover, the king is offering a 30 million zeni reward. That could be any tank. For the capture of the saboturs, dead or alive. What? Don’t even think about it. But we didn’t do any of that. Of course. I mean, Mayor Tor trusts you guys, so god dang it. This must be Spino. Oh, it’s Mo. I’ll try my best to be useful to everyone. Yes. Yes. I want to change out of that uniform. Drop by the garage. The Royal Army sinks so low. They have turned the entire world against us. Unless we find the spring, we’ll have to spend the rest of our lives on the run. I mean, we could just ditch the tank. You have a description of us. Hello, Pla. Anyone order some gun scrap? Ah, just what I needed. You have my thanks. Don’t mention it. I’ll only take what I need, though. Here, you can have the rest. Whoa. You sure about that? Very. I have all the components I need. You’re the man. The rest should prove useful for upgrading bots or vehicles. Excellent. Right on. Thanks. Complete. Ah, we got 250 zeni. Sweet. That’s pretty horrible of them to put a bounty on your head. Our head? An our only hope is to find that spring as soon as we can. You’re in this, too. Let’s abandon the tank and forget all about this. Oh, you worry warts. We got lucky. They still don’t know who we really are. You’re some demon. You are thief. Don’t be such a coward. But Prince, I’ll keep looking for the spring all on my own if I have to. No turning back now. I’ll come too. Good. We’re basically partners in crime at this point. That’s right. Let me be clear. I’m not turning back until I’ve seen that spring with my own eyes. If you can’t handle that, then go home already. But but what will say if they see me return without you? That you’re a coward. the turd coat. Don’t be a worry, War Gramps. I’m sure things will work out. Yeah, everything will be fine once the jump bot’s ready. I just know we’ll find the spring. How can you be so sure? I can’t. You’re a gutsy one, aren’t you? Do you think Ann’s fine working on that jump bot all on her own? Probably. None of us know what we’re doing. We’d only get in her way if we tried to help. We’re better off getting some rest for the journey ahead. We’re going to be aimlessly wandering through the southern desert with an entire army on our tail. Don’t worry, I lived in the south 30 years ago, so I at least know the general lay of the land there. Damn. 30 years ago. Ah, 30 years ago. You mean back when the Peachy still inhabited the area? Who were the Peachy? That would be about the time the royal army wiped them all out, wouldn’t it? Oh my god. Yeah, about that time. Such a tragedy. That made my list of the top 10 most foolish things humanity has ever done. What else is on the list? Foolish. But it prevented the Peachy from destroying all of Sandland with their doomsday weapon. They had a doomsday weapon? Really? You actually believe that? Oh my god. Is it their version of a freaking WMD? The Peachy were really developing a machine that made water. Oh my god. Of course they were. What? Water? No, that can’t be true. It’s true. All right. The brilliant Peachy were trying to create massive quantities of water. Not just for themselves, but to share with everyone. Of course they were. And because the royal army’s profits would go up in smoke if that happened. They got rid of the peachy first. Sounds about right. The massive explosion that happened when they were attacked was caused by the aquinium they needed to make their machine work. which the royal army gave them knowing what would happen. And the royal army used a massive Aquanium bomb to wipe out every last one of them. Sheesh. No. But how can this be? How can this be? the commander of the tank brigade that attacked them. Who ordered the shots that set off the aquanium was me. Oh my god. Wow. Uhhuh. Huh. The resulting explosion destroyed almost my entire village. Oh my god. And everyone in my whole brigade apart from me was killed in an instant. The army thinks I died back then, too. They they made us attack knowing it would cause that explosion. Wait, if they knew, why would they make your tanks attack inside the blast radius? Two birds with one bomb. That’s not a very good bomb. Our brigade never much liked Supreme Commander Zu’s methods. We spoke our minds too much. Oh well, not your fault, huh? You had no idea. Sure. You thought you were saving the world, right? Right. But Then the peachy were really developing a machine that made water water here. And the royal army used a massive aquanium bomb to wipe out every last one of them. Is actually me. Oh, it’s us. Hey, what in the world? I’m absorbing the power of darkness cuz it looks like we’re in for a fight. Hell yeah. That snooze hit the spot. All right. Think I’ll check on Ann to see how the jump bot’s coming along. Okie dokie. How’s the bot, man? What’s this? Oh, it’s our core. Nice, huh? I picked up a core frame in pretty decent shape at the lease junkers market. Oh, that’s funny. It’s the same model as my old car. It’s because it is your old car. Oh, really? A junker was selling it. We’re selling it. He said that he bought it off a bunch of bandits with diamond face paint. We know the ones. Those thieves. They’ll do just about anything to turn a profit. Yes. The end of the world. You mean this used to be your car? It would seem so. Oh, in that case, you should have it. A Are you sure? Don’t sweat it. I had fun putting it together, and I owe you guys a ton anyway. You’re too kind. Thank you. Oh man, I sure wish I had my own car. Hint, hint, wink, wink. I can make you one too if you bring me a frame. She worked all through the night. Your eyes are bloodshot. Did you not sleep? Not a wink. I stayed up all night making the car. So, you’ve been slacking on the jump bot to do that instead. It’s not like I didn’t try. I know. I’ve never built one. And it’s complicated enough that I’ll need a blueprint. And where do we find one of those? Are you serious? Oh, man. Oh, man. It’s a highly specialized bot, so I’m not surprised. If you’re after a blueprint, I think Mayor Tor just might have what you need. You do? Didn’t he mention that the rebel army had left some fire? Oh my god. Behind? That’s right. Wow, old man. Oh, yeah. The mayor would be the person to ask. I’m impressed you managed to remember that. Me, too. When it comes to memory, no other demon can match me. I hope whatever Mayor Tor was thinking of was actually the blueprints. Me, too. Do you need anything? Sure. Um, where is the sheriff’s car? A lot is upgradable. Not much is worth it, though. Now, we still can’t unlock these chip slots. Okay. See you later. See you later. Hey, mayor. Where are those papers? Hey, would you happen to have the jumpbot blueprints? If Napo becomes good with Vegeta, old man is how he turned out. Yeah. Blueprints. No, I I don’t have anything like that. You don’t? Great. Didn’t you mention there being some documentation on jump bots in the files the rebels left behind? Oh, you’re right. Let me go fetch them real quick. So, you do have them. Found them. This what you need? I don’t know. You tell us. So, you have the blueprints after all. Is it all right if we borrow these for a bit? Be my guest. Thanks. Nice. Oh, hold up. Looks like 80s has something new. Um, I’m sorry I was rude to you before. I uh I’d heard demons were attacking passers by, stealing water and such. So, is Pink Dude a kid boo? It could be. I I just got scared. Well, there’s some truth to that, but it sounds like that story’s gotten rather inflated. Attacking passers by. We only take what we need from the royal army. from the army. You go up against armed soldiers. You must be really strong then. That’s right. No wonder you can travel the dangerous sandland unscathed. Oh, we definitely get scathed. Dangerous. I guess you’re too strong to find it dangerous. But to us humans, stepping outside town isn’t something you do lightly. Now that there’s a bounty, everyone wants to be your friend. Isn’t that funny how that works? Just traveling across this barren desert is hard enough, but with the risk of bandit and raptor attacks as well. And that’s Roshi is definitely that short bearded guy. We’re risking our lives every time we go to another town. That bad? It is. I can’t travel alone either. Even seasoned peddlers have to be careful. A bit of bad luck and you’re a goner. So, you need luck just to reach your destination. I guess that means I was lucky to meet you guys. Talking about all this has got me feeling a bit uneasy. How so? Well, I ordered some new wares from a merchant acquaintance, but it’s been ages since he said he’d be here, and I haven’t heard any news. Uh-oh. He’s always had incredible luck, so I didn’t think much of it. But what if he’s in trouble? It sounds like it just ran out. Be elabub. Yo, if you ever see that merchant in trouble during your travels, Mhm. could you please help him out? You get it? Maybe if I’m in the mood. If I’m in the mood. Thank you. I’m counting on you. I expect a discount. Please keep an eye out for that merchant. By the way, did you need anything? I don’t know. Do you have anything new? No. Thank you for coming. You’re welcome. And we brought the blueprints. Yeah, we got the goods. They really had exactly what we needed. This should do the trick. Liger, I like the physics in this game. Like all the bouncy hair and stuff. I’ll get started right away. Hope I have enough parts. Oh, we have enough parts. To create a vehicle, you will need a vehicle frame, money, and any other necessary parts. To check what parts are required for a vehicle, go to make vehicle from the vehicle menu. Okie dokie. Checking required parts for vehicle construction. You can check what parts are required from the parts needed menu. Parts you still don’t own will be shown in red. I need a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, an engine, and a suspension. So, you don’t have the parts we need. See you later. Assemble the jumpot. Do you need any? Yeah, I need parts. Where do I get them? It doesn’t say. That’s a lot of things. You later. And then I think she only sold like regular stuff, right? Please keep an Yeah. Thank you for coming. You’re welcome. Out of the way, Hugh. God, I really thought they would have just like given us what we needed. These are the bounties. The wasteland hooligan. They are all over. We’ve actually gone pretty far. Grind outpost now. I think he has a jumper frame right quests. Lost peddler. Come by frame. We already have a frame battle tank frame interception system that was not needed. H. Um, I mean, I guess we could try and oops, go back icon list. Here we go. Maybe there’s something in lasab. What do you sell? Pedler kits. We got all of the things. Although I’ve got to say the load times in this are very quick. I am kind of impressed. Well, uh I mean if there’s I think there Oh, can we go can we go to Tobo? Last time we just had to leave. Cupid. Hello, Cupid. Papa said I shouldn’t talk to demons. Papa’s really worried about me. That’s probably a good idea. Humans, too. Hello, Valka. What’s up? Given a criminal such a fortune, Yummy must be desperate. Sure must be nice if if something like that came my way once in a while. Freaking tell me about it. There’s got to be a shop in here somewhere, right? I know there was a mechanic. Was it Vest? I think it was. Hello, Vest. Villains in a tank have been stealing our water. Such a terrible crime. Oh, D. Is this on PC? It is on PC. It is available on PC. And uh for those of you with a PlayStation Plus premium subscription, it is currently included in that subscription. Oh, uh Cloud, I’m sad there won’t be a season two for DBZ Da. Yeah, that is very unfortunate. Hello, Puffer. At least we’ll get uh more more super supposedly next year. Hopefully since there is one final arc. Is there really no merchant in this town? Hello, Crest. I like your hat. Yes. I don’t know what I’d do if Rooro was stolen away from me. Oh, is it the cow? The bull. Are you the town guard, Cupid? Hello, Janice. Hey. Hey. That toy with the bite marks. Hey, kid. Oh my god. Where’d you get that? What do you want? Mind your language. You’re to address him as Prince. Yeah. Huh? Oh, my bad. Where did you find this toy, Mr. Prince? In our village. It was at the root of a dead tree. I knew it. That sure takes me back. What do you mean? That’s the toy my son used to play with as a kid. Oh, pretty bad back then. We can barely feed him. He’d always cry while biting on this toy. A Oh. In 2026, a new project in the early development for the 40th anniversary. Oh, so that’s when you resorted to eating something terrible. There was no other choice. Desperate times call for desperate measures. What did you eat? It’s not like I’d eat a sandworm by choice. Oh, did you eat a sand worm? What? I feel like a fool. This is why you can’t put stock in rumors. Is eating a sandworm really taboo to us demons? Yeah, my memory fails me. Anyway, Prince, what will you do with that toy? Not sure. Would you give it back to me? I’d like my baby daughter to play with the same toy as her brother. A uh sure you can have it. I thought DBZ was older than 40. Really? I feel like maybe Dragon Ball went into the 80s. I don’t know about Z though. Thank you. A rumor is that Toyotaro is cooking more Dragon Ball Super story lines. That’s the uh God is he the creator of One Piece. I know he was like taking up the reigns after uh Toriyama passed. Man, this really brings back memories. Tattered old toy lost. Yeah, I’m going to catch that tank penny myself. I won’t let them lay a finger on Oh my god, Cupid’s your daughter. Okay, I guess he’s the successor of sorts. Well, that’s good. I mean, I’m I’m down. I really just want more Dragon Ball Z. I stress rumor, by the way. I think he’d do a good job with it. Naps checkpoint. Right, we passed that tunnel rock. All I want is another tournament of power. Hell yeah. Take that. I need more Ultra Instinct. All right, let’s try and take off. What region are we in? Well, there should be a few towns, an army base, and a bandit hideout around here. Oh, soldiers and bandits. Sounds like nothing but trouble. Exactly. Don’t let your guard down. We’ll try and take on the uh the dino or whatever. That’s around here. 17. Winning was too easy. Unlucky. Yeah, the last arc from what I understand was influenced by him a lot. Ah, I see. What is this? How do demons usually spend their day? Oh, is this the peddler? Phrase for truly or they’re just a peddler. We do stuff like dig pitfalls where people like to walk. Oh, and thief even stole someone’s comic the other day. Some of my finest work, if I do say so myself. some of your finest work. You’re evil, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Hello, Woo. Hey, old man. Why do you have your eyes closed? Hey, Plaid. Welcome back. How are We’re good. We’re good. We are trying to assemble our new robot, the Jumperbot 3000. Well, because there’s raptors and I’m scared. We drove them away already. And by drove them away, I mean shot them with our tank. Huh? Oh, they really are gone. I truly am one lucky son of a gun. Wait, now there’s demons. I’m not lucky at all. Boo. Assembled Jumper 3000. That sounds sick. Heck yeah. It’s not one thing, it’s another for this guy. And here I thought that with the raptors gone, I’d finally get to make my deliveries to Spino. Spino? Wait, are you a peddler? Indeed, I am. Then hurry before you get attacked again. 80s is waiting. Oh, you know 80s. Uh, we do indeed. And are you the one who drove that raptor away? That is correct. They were snapping at my heels, so I sent them flying. That even so, it doesn’t change the fact that you saved me. Age check. Benford 3000. Benford 3000. Here, take this as thanks. How about Andre 3000? Name that show. I’m definitely not googling it. Home improvement. I don’t want it. I’mma guess Woou represents Yahovi. Don’t say that. If I don’t thank you properly, my luck will sour. Hey, I said I don’t want your thanks. Don’t force it on me. Well, then I’ll follow your advice and hurry on to Spino. Give me a break. What’s wrong with that guy? In one ear and out the other. report to 80s. Oh, we’re at Hold on. What? Thought I was going to the thing to that dragon thing. The raptor. What is this? A child’s letter has been obtained. All right. Well, hopefully now that we saved the peddler. Hello, null. Hello. Hello. The royal arm is pretty desperate to offer such a big bounty. Serves them right. Hello there. Hello there. I heard some thugs have been assaulting people on the road. Now a tank thief. Sad state of affairs we’re in. Oh, welcome back. That merchant told me he was saved by a demon on his way here. He was. That was you, wasn’t it, Fels? Let me thank you, too. You truly are a lifesaver. Don’t know what you’re talking about. Now, give me tank bars. Thank you. I’ve got new wares available thanks to you. Feel free to take a look. I expect a discount. Welcome. Welcome. When do we get to see Demon King Dora? We haven’t since the uh the start of the game. Used in furniture. Also used in furniture. Clay. Okay. Thank you for coming. Now, is there a reason why I can’t? Do you need any build this? We don’t have the parts we need. Where do I get them? Can I disassemble this? Oh, okay. So, this is how we get a chip slot. Okay. Well, our vehicle is a little stronger now. All of these are the same. Acceleration chip speed booster. This is our top speed. Quick reload power. They’re all common. We’ll go with the speed booster. Oh, quick reload. Okay. Quick reload it is. Do you need any? Actually, hold up. Parts. Make part. Aha. Okay, we made the legs, the engine, 5 mm machine gun, and the grenade launcher. GG easy knuckleheads. That’s right. GG easy cope. I don’t know when it’s going to play. We have everything we need. And it comes with the lawn chair. I do more. I should have upgraded. See you later. We need like 400 more zeni. Okay, we’re selling some stuff. God dang it. Welcome. Wait, it didn’t play. Yeah, it didn’t play. I’ll have to take a look. I might need to like refresh the uh the browser source or something. Maybe get a new one. Let’s see. A purchase or used to make accessories and cutlery for selling. Perfect. We’ll sell it all. Wow. Good thing we freaking like destroyed everything in our path. Nice. Thank you for coming. You’re welcome. Out of the way, Ralph. Do you need anything? Assemble. What should we name our jump bot? Teemo. Oh, BB8. Okay. That’s not a bad one. jumper. What are you deciding? We are deciding the name of our jump bot. High kick. BB8. Wasn’t that from uh was it the Star Wars Jedi games? This is like a giant BB-8. I kind of like that one. BB8,000. That’s 80,000. Could call it stork. Oh, it has the backwards knees. thing. That is true. Did it even save the name? It did. Perfect. Did I like level it up? Well, it’s already level five. Sure, we’ll slap a slip shot chip a ship clot on it. All right. Customize. I Okay. It uses its own kinds of chips. Got it. See you later. You haven’t named the tank? Uh, it didn’t give us uh the option to name the tank. I can’t believe you really made it. What you talking about? You didn’t think she could? I’ll be honest. I had my doubts. You must have had a fine mentor. No mentor for me. I’m completely self-taught. Just picked up what I could here and there. How do you teach yourself how to make a tank? There’s just always been a lot for me to tinker around with. Incredible. In any case, this should allow us to slip past the army and continue on our journey south. Excellent. You know, it’s awfully fitting that we made a bot to outf fox the royals at the rebel army’s ex base. Almost like it’s fate. All right, then. Let’s get a move on already. So, Ed is basically a bulma. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. If you have any problems with the bot, come back for repairs anytime. Oh, I will. Thanks. Thanks, Prince. Yo, before we head to the east valley, let’s scout the southern road. What for? I want to see what the army might be able to throw at us. H. Okay. Why do you have an exclamation point above your head? Um, I think you might need something. Oh, I can rename it. SL Army Tank 104. This This name is also up for grabs. I didn’t realize I could rename it. Stoner tank 420. Okay. Wow. You get a lot of slots for vehicles. Maybe you can have doubles or at least multiples of the same chassis. I wonder uh we we can one of the bounty rewards is another uh jump like core. So I think you’re right on that panzer. Okay. That’s like ASMR. Keep doing that. wallet. I am now an ASMR channel. Tanky Mc Tank face it is. All right. See you later. See you later, Prince. Before we head to the east valley, let’s scout the southern road. What for? Here we go. Jumpbot user guide. Autopilot right leave vehicle boost and X to jump. You hit square while jumping. You get a stomp. R2 is to shoot. L2 is to aim. R1. Okay. Change weapon. Everything else is the same. You got a great mic. I heard that crumbling. Not okay. I don’t want to fight an army. Why not? Neither do I. This is strictly recon. Diswashed. At least that was sort of fun. Not okay. I don’t want to fight an army. Believe me, neither do I. This is strictly recon. Ooh, we could scout from that southern hill. Yeah, just just recon. I’m definitely not changing the vehicle. There’s more to that girl than meets the eye. Who is she really? An Autobot. You mean an matter anyway? I do like the mobility of the jumper, but the sheer firepower of Panzer is hard to pass up. Oh my god. Wait, did you start in a golf cart? Like, was that your first vehicle? Hell yes. It was the uh the sheriff’s the sheriff’s ride. Well, it goes. There’s more to that girl than meets the eye. Who is she really? You mean an matter anyway? Perhaps it doesn’t. Everyone has secrets they wouldn’t like others to pry into, after all. There’s a quick reload a helper. I think it works. Check your gear every now and then. You never know when something you’ve picked up might come in handy. Got it. I’ll give them a look. Come on. Well, it goes. Got him. This is going to be a little hard to shoot. We’ll take a wide birth. How’s this for recon? Oh. Oh. machine gun for the win. What are these? Oh, we got a new 5mm gun. So, are there Rexes in here? Uh, there are raptors. That’s what we’ve seen so far. Can’t we just pick them off one by one? Suddenly, you’re getting power world vibes. But with our Nintendo surrounded. Sounds more complicated than I thought. Kaboom. Ooh, more loot. People used to pass through here all the time. Now the entire area is deserted. I thought my house was a DBC story line at first. Creatures replace them. Maybe disappearing isn’t always a good thing. We’ll probably come back when the water does. I think you’re right. Nice. One down. One down. Nice. We got more ore. Wow, their defenses are much stronger than I expected. It’s practically a fortress. There’s no breaking through that. Okay. and one other. Um, I’m not recognizing any of these names. As expected, we’ll have to take a detour via East Valley. Yeah, none of them look familiar. I think these are all new people. The main guy sounds like Trunks kind of. Yeah, he does. He does. Huh? Although I think wasn’t Trunks like Laura Bailey. What’s this? Hello. Terrier Shiva. Uh, that’s my lucky charm. Wow. Wait a second. I know this human. She used to be a famous movie star. Sexy terrier, right? You might act like a stick in the mud, but looks like you’re a dirty old man on the inside. Shut up and sit down. We’re moving out. Planning to face the army, old man. Is that what the Lucky Charm’s for? Got Lord Bailey. Yes. At least Kid Shrugs. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, for 15 years, you thought it was a male actor. What? But you said we weren’t going to fight the royal army. But the old man’s obviously got to pay the royals back for what they pulled on him. Yeah. Even uh Japanese for the Japanese voice actor uh for like Goku. That is that is a woman. She’s an old lady. I can’t remember her name. Ash Ketchum. Oh, and Gohan. Yeah. Yeah. Ash Ketchum is also a girl. Timmy Turner. I think they might be the same. Please tell me you’re joking. That was 30 years ago. It’s your fault, Thief. You’re the one who blabbed all those secrets to him like a total knowit all. No, my top priority is to find the spring. But if the royal army gets in my way, I’ll gladly take them on. I’d give my left arm for a chance at Supreme Commander Zu. An old lady. Yeah, an old lady. Even Naruto, too. Naruto is a lady. An older lady. Not as old as uh Goku. Yeah. Women, VA, young boys, a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Goku Asako Noa. She has been the voice of Goku since Dragon Ball. Papa, it’s a tank. It’s a tank. Where are your clothes? Nice going, Pike. I knew we’d score us a catch. I didn’t know that. Yeah. And actually uh when god at the end of Dragon Ball uh Goku grows up so they thought of changing the voice actor but she fought to keep it and it’s been her ever since. And at this point it is just iconic. She does a great job. Not that I listen to uh the sub too often. I did for a super cuz that was relatively new. Say there’s supposed to be a price on our heads, right? Yes. Yeah, we’ll have to be on the lookout for not just the army, but bounty hunters as well. What if we turn ourselves in and then break ourselves out? Why, Prince? Don’t tell me you’re worried about her. Me? Never. It’d suck big time if our bots broke down and we didn’t have her around to fix them. Yeah, that’s all. Don’t worry, sweet prince. The girl’s safe in Spino. Like I said, I am not worried. Oh no, my steel type. Hello, lasso. Sure is hot out here. How are you holding up, Prince? What do you mean? I’m just in shorts and a cape. Nothing. It’s fine. Beats the cold. Elise. Who is it? Did you bring me flowers again? What? Huh? Are you stupid or something? Oh my god. Oh. You’re not the flower person. Look, it has nothing to do with how cute she is. Do you really need to ask? Can’t you see I’m a fiend? Oh, sorry. I’m I’m blind. So, a way to go, Baselbub. Should you be outside on your own? Grandma said I must. I’m outside. I just had to thank the flower person. A Who’s the flower person? I jerk. They always leave flowers for me when I’m not paying attention. Why would they do that? I don’t know. Maybe because they’re not evil. I don’t know. That’s why I want to ask them and thank them, but I guess I can’t since I can’t be outside all the time. If they come in secret, they’d likely stay away if they saw you. Oh, I just wanted to thank them for all those fragrant flowers. A You have any idea as to who it might be? Sometimes I feel like I can smell a hint of flowers drifting in from the north. I see. So, this flower person approaches from the north. What are you people doing? What do you mean you people? What do you want with my lassa? You’d best not be up to anything. Ma’am, I assure you we didn’t do anything. Stop, Grandma. They’re not bad people. Yeah, even though we called her stupid. How could a demon not be bad? You go back inside. Wow, this rude. I hate humans. Let’s teach her a lesson, prince. Yeah, what for? She knows her stuff. Demons are evil. All right. Oh my goodness. Hey, old man. You plan on looking for that flower person, right? I was. Do you mind if we make a little detour? Yes, if you insist. Let’s find that goody two shoes. Gifted flowers. Now they have a well. Is there actually Nope. There’s no water in it. Okay. Question answered. Oh, word. Head for the east valley. Whoa. God. Oh yeah. We would not have been able to make that jump without this bot. Oh, we could finally get on top of these plateaus. Also, looks like there’s something up there. We could reach it if we had a vehicle we could jump. H, if only we had one of those. Parkour. Boost recovery chip obtained for the jump bot. All right. Onward. With the palace close by, we’re safe from bandits here. Certainly not safe from the royal army, though. out of range. This thing reloads pretty quickly. Cause a ruckus and soldiers will be on you like hogs. Kind of want to see that. Me too. Demons shouldn’t go out looking for trouble. Prince, why? We are the trouble. Gotcha. Oh god. Let me get back up there. Okay, we’re safe. If you ever think you might be lost, you should check the map. Yeah, getting lost and having to backtrack would be a pain. Oh, die. Where is the best place to get female named dancers in Conan Exiles? Emo’s having a hard time finding them. It’s the leader of the raptors. Do be careful, Prince. Careful is my little name. Oh god, there’s so much loot down there. But there’s so much ore up here. It looks like we’re not the only travelers out here. We should think about stopping by that campsite they’re using ourselves. Uhoh, we’ve angered the flock. It’s a communal camp that’s open to all travelers. Huh? Talk about convenient. Seriously. It’s the leader of the raptors. Oh, it’s the alpha raptor. We cannot recommend fighting it unarmed. How about unlegged? Kaboom. Oh, baby. Oh, nice. We got a crit. Easy on the boost. Prince, easy on the move. I haven’t even been using the boost. Oh, right. One more. Nice. Got it. Alfroaptor scales obtained. You have Luba, but you were just lucky she was in SE. Die. Sep would be the best bet. Okay. If enemies take you by surprise, just stay calm and try to get distance from them and then run away and then run away. Running in a blind panic gives them more chances to hit you in the back. Assess the situation calmly instead. I I prefer running toward them. There are six spawns there off the top of your head. Oh, and then I guess you could also put a a bed roll near that Dancer Islands as well. How are you holding up, friend? Nice. In the far east. These four do spawn. We are in a group kind of hidden on an elevation. Now that’s a sandfall. Quite the sight indeed. If only this were water, we wouldn’t need the spring anymore. Hey, thief. Magic this into water. Prince, we wouldn’t be here if I had magic like that. Yeah, makes sense. Makes sense. Just wanted to check. But check the back of Sinner’s Refuge. Right side of the brereech. There are Nordics. Ah, 9G. Ah, I totally forgot about that island ree. Hello, peddler. I think we have to get off of the vehicle. Thanks. That was way too close. Please take this as gift. Gotcha. Uh-oh. They’ve got bots their own. Don’t jump my grenade. That’s cheating. The jump and shoot strat. It’s not that good. I get bonus points if I shoot the pilot. Like, oh god, bonus damage. Okay. Oh, we got a new engine. Twin turbo engine. I like the sound of it. Uh, an identical machine gun. All right. Melt them. Boom. At least that was sort of fun. Kind of. Sort of. Look at all the ore and scorpions. When fighting in cramped areas like cliffs, beware. I think we’re supposed to go up here. Oh, getting caught off later. Disadvantage. I definitely hate to lose like that. Or maybe we do. I’ll be careful. That is the right elevation. We do need to go back up. Oh, you see this is where you usually get most of your starter Y4 dancers. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was the wrong way. Wonder what’s up there. So much sand flowing in. Where does it go from here? Where does it go from here? It’s a mystery far beyond our understanding. Oh my god. I can’t even see the bottom years. Oh, is that all the only a thousand years? We got a water sight. I don’t think that’ll repair our robot. Always remain calm, no matter the situation. Oh, quick thinking will lead you to victory, even when the odds are against you. Yep. You’re talking to the fiend print. This must be the East Valley by all appearances. Whoa, it’s so tall. No way we could have climbed up there without the jump bot. Yeah, no kidding. And the legendary spring awaits on the other side. Right. Right. I doubt it’ll be quite that simple. Even so, it’s a big step forward. Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get up there. I feel like I’m on a lawnmower. Cross the East Valley. Please fall in from here would barely even tickle you maybe. Okay, we don’t go that way. Aha. You keep rolling. So there’s you can get a lot of tier 4 fighters. They are the weak T4, weakest T4s in the game, but they are tier fours. I am currently on an AOC modded PC Conan server with your niece, but you’re not happy that they just added nine more mods. Too much. Oh god, what did they add? It’s like quality of life stuff. Come on, thief. Tired already? You need to get off your butt more than once every hundred years. Oh, there is that uh steam machine coming out. Easy for you to say from a Still don’t have a price on it yet, though. Prince. Huh? It’s a giant meatball made of rocks. What the heck? That was close, Papa. He missed. Don’t worry. Just keep throwing. It’s not like they’ve got anywhere to run. Pike, sketch all their faces for me. He is, would you? Very corpulant. The back. The worst offenders negate half the vanilla mechanics like sorcery portals and the die bed saw. Hey, Crimson, what’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. Happy birthday. Hope you had an amazing day today. Wow. Um, guys, put some clothes on, please. My eyes. Papa, it’s me, Elsa. He’s in the jump bot. They know who we are. Grandpa’s in speedos. Elabub, why is the fiend prince hanging around with a human? What did we do? He flattened us last time. Speedos, it was amazing. Heck yeah. I’m glad to hear it. 100% the best birthday you’ve ever had. Nice. I love to hear it. We’re the swimmers. The biggest baddest criminals in all of Sadland. I’m sure those guys are cannon outfits, too. But for now, we might just want to chuck rocks from a safe distance and be ready to run if it doesn’t work. Okie dokie. Okie dokie. It’s the swimmers. Don’t swim at all. Don’t act like you know who they are. Basel. The swimmers as in the famous bandits. I should have known those crooks would play dirty. Dirty. I’ll blow them away. Yeah. Wait a minute, Prince. The jump bot’s history, if so much as a single boulder, connects with it. Uh-oh. Oh, right. Then I’ll go thump them in person. Please let me save. I can’t. Uh-oh. Okay, we better not lose. Is that his inner monologue? Okay. Nice and sick, old man. Better not lose. No pressure. Yeah. Hey, get back here. That’s weird. I thought I actually heard Bezabove talking to me just now. You didn’t think it. I was talking to you about my mind like this. Get back here, Papyrus. And I can read. Oh, yeah. What am I thinking right now? Ow. I wouldn’t have come along with you if you weren’t. Oh god. Here we go. I mean, I guess we are bulletproof. No weak knees, boys. Let’s go. Come and get me. Ow. Man, he’s tough. Here I go. Take this. There’s one. Take that. This is bad. Don’t back down now. Ow. Nah. See? What the? Oh god. Like punching a brick wall. I saw that Guinea pose. Take that. That hurt you stupid. Take that. Oh my crit. Ow. Take that. Get cracking. Oh god, what a combo. Ow. Here I go. Get rushed. You despicable fiend. Attacking poor defenseless humans. Oh my goodness. Grim with the three stream shriek. I appreciate it very much. CG Captain Ken, you would be proud. He would die. I don’t know why you got Mike Tyson punch out vibes. Dream on. You’re the ones who started this fight. Definitely easier than Tyson. Little guy punches the crap out of out of a big guy. Probably. Why? Now, how would you like me to finish it? Guppy. Guppy. Oh, it got it. He kind of reminds me of Big Cat from Sonic Adventure. Big the cat. Dang it. They’re gone. If there’s one thing they’re good at, it’s running away. Shouldn’t it be swimming? Prince, are you unharmed? You think those losers could take me? Yeah. What’s that? I don’t know. I saw the swimmers drop in. Well, they don’t have pockets. If you can’t swim, run. Wait, that’s me, Pike. But what would they need this sketch for? And who’s Pike? We We should be safe now. Pike, you’ve got the sketches, right? Oh, one of them is Pike. Yeah, but one’s missing. Must have dropped it. You’ve got a gift for drawing, son. He does. Huh. Funny, huh? Like I’ve seen this guy somewhere before. You look like you could be related. Nah. All right, Shark. Go sell this pick to the news office. Don’t let them have it for any less than 2 million zeni. 2 million zeni. Milk dry. You here? Yep. Wow. And he’s gone. Level up. I hope I’m that well built at his age. Yeah. Seriously, he’s definitely on TRT. No doubt about it. Enhance power attack. Okay. Boost item speed use. Who to really use items. Max power of darkness boost. Oh, aerial evasion. New aerial combo. Let’s get aerial evasion. We’ll start working our way towards like HP or something. Oh, we can finally get thief radar. Nice. Where’s the treasure? Where’s the treasure? Unfazed, huh? Almost be up top. Stay focused. We could still be attacked at any time. We’ll be fine so long as the prince is here. Yeah, we’ll be fine. You do speak sense sometimes, thief. Here we go. Here we go. Smells like treasure. Where? Where’s the treasure? Wait, what’s that over there? I’m not going all the way back down there. This is back here. Ah. We’ll just go to the marker. Here we go. Here we go. Have you tussled with the swimmers before? Even though they’re a bunch of weaklings, they keep picking fights with me. Ever considered the issues that you’re too strong? Impossible. It pays to take the time to stop and observe your surroundings every now and then. Like the sand moving beneath our feet. Exciting discoveries. And if we can find some loot as a result, even better. I agree. Yeah, this is like is the loot really over here. No. All right. Well, we’re definitely going to have to be careful not to fall. Oh, actually, you know what? I should save before I forget. Nice. I feel much better. You used to traveling, old man? A fair bit. I traveled all over in my younger days. Nice. Run into trouble. Every single time. This world’s full of danger after all. A little run up. Nailed it. Going. Got some gunpowder. It pays to take the time to stop and observe your surroundings every now and then. You just might make some exciting discoveries. And if we can find some loot as a result, even better. Even better. Well, I think we got it. There’s tons of loot down here. We might be able to reach these inaccessible spots one day. Let’s try to remember this spot. Uh, what made it inaccessible? I mean, it’s definitely accessible. We just can’t get out of it. Let’s go all the way down. a water. You know, if we bust this down, I think we could make it through. All right. It’s got to be the tank then. All right, we’ll swap on over. Kaboom. We interrupt this program for an update. The recent theft. Is the loot radar passive or activation? It is activation. An eyewitness has enabled us to identify one of the perpetrators. Say what? This man spotted inside the stolen tank has been identified as Ralph. Oh no. The 61-year-old sheriff of a small town to the north of the central district known as Apato Village. However, when we ran the fingerprints of this sheriff Ralph through a centralized database, we discovered a far more shocking truth. What’s that? Ralph is a mere alien. It is. This man’s true name should be familiar to every citizen of this kingdom for it belongs to the military genius who became a general of the royal army at the tender age of 27. The tender age of 27. The legendary super soldier who protected Sandland from rebels and outlaws alike. Fame for his mercy and gentlemanly conduct toward even his fiercest enemies. The great renowned General Shiva. Huh? Uh, a staggering development to be sure. For General Shiva has long been assumed dead, killed by the massive explosion. Caused when he protected Sandland from the attempted Peachy Rebellion. Protected Sandland? What I did was murder. Not only that, but his nearby home was destroyed. That same explosion, slaying his beloved wife and robbing the world of a star. Oh my god. His wife was Shiva, the actress and musician, Sexy Terrier. Terrier. Why didn’t you tell me that was your wife? I’m mortified. If I’d known, I’d never have said. Don’t worry about it. I thought she was sexy, too. That’s why I asked her out. But if she was your wife, why a magazine clipping? Because all the photos I had of her burned up. Wow, that is really sad. Sha, no. It can’t be in inform General Har. Why is he in that suit? And while you’re at it, tell the news office to double the reward for Shifa and to make an announcement that anyone found sheltering him will be severely punished. Yes, sir. Shifa, what are you up to? What does the scouter say? Explain this. You told me we’d gotten rid of Shiva. Shh. Keep your voice down, your majesty. Oh, that’s Zoo. Oh my god. What? General Shiva, if I had to guess, because it’s funny and derpy. You mean that General Shiva? I’m going to be fighting a legend. You already fought him and lost. Now that’s what I’m talking about. Send out the tanks and reinforce our defenses at all locations. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So, what’s the plan now? Shiva unchanged. We find that spring. But first, but first, I’d like to swing by one of the radio towers under the army’s control east of here. Huh? What do you want to do at a radio tower? I have a message that I’d like as many people as possible to hear. And the radio equipment there will let me broadcast what I have to say nationwide. All right, to the radio tower after I open these. We can spot it. A what is this? Royal Army soldiers all over Sandland. There’s even a bunch near our village. Okay, they’re easy to defeat. Getting like lies of flashbacks, specifically the DLC. Most of them are stationed near the royal capital. It can be a lot more hit and miss the farther you get away from there. You’ll also see supply units traveling around as they transport goods to bases. Oh, you know what? Those are probably the ones who passed near our village. Can I not pick up the repair kit? Let’s Oh, as we turn on the light. Let’s use one. since we’re at max capacity anyway. Limit reached. Well, now we finally have some space. Hello there, Ezola. Make sure to check your Maybe I should just run away. But but what about is a diamond on his face? Never heard anyone talk to themselves so loud. So a lot of people hear me. Nobody cares about me anyway. You’re right. I’m so forgettable. Not even my fellow diamonds know I exist. Oh, so you’re with the bandits, huh? Not by choice. They kidnapped me young and put me to work. I’m supposed to earn my freedom after this job. Yeah. Well, uh, I think you’re free. Except I can’t do it. I can’t barely acknowledge me. Oh, say while I’m getting sleepy, have a good night and a good stream. I appreciate that very much and thank you for hanging out, man. Have a good night. Sleep well. I figured I might as well just run off now. See, then again, if they remember about me and come after me. Just finish the job, man. They want me to take out some monsters so they can expand their territory. Your territory? How the heck am I supposed to do that alone? That’s certainly dangerous. What do you think, Prince? Should we help him? A Come on. Do we have to? I want to help this young man get his life back on track. You You mean you’ll actually help me? That would be amazing. Hey, Llama. What’s going on? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. How’s it going? Excuse me, sir. Is it your voice? It is indeed. I personally don’t see what’s wrong with him being an outlaw. Welcome on in. Please. I’ll give you something in return. All right. I’m ready. I’ve just got to beat him. Yeah, that’s right. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. The spirited diamond. All right, here we go. I’m assuming the ones we shot Yeah. don’t count. Oh, good. There’s four more. Yeah. Come down here. That way I don’t have to climb up that rock. I can’t come up with anything to say. Oh my god, I’m starruck. Oh, you man that guy. No, that is not my voice. If you ever think you might be lost, you should check the map. Yeah, getting lost and having to backtrack would be a pain. Uh, did that count for the quest? How do I check? It’s it. Okay, so we need three more. We’ll just have to keep an eye out. Look over there. Army tanks. This is far too many troops to be defending such a remote location. Were they expecting us? Seems their commanders know strength. But yo, how did uh how did Until Dawn go? How are you liking it so far? Oh, we got a green tank cannon. 90 mm. Another V8. Come on. There’s got to be three more pterodactyls somewhere, right? I like it so much. Heck yeah. It’s a lot of fun and very interesting. It is. It is indeed. Fair bit. I traveled all over in my younger days. Well, so would it go. You are safe, peddler. That was way too close. Thank you. Please take this as Thanks. Thank you for the money. Did they respond yet? I’m sorry. I’m still stomaching the voice thing. I thought I thought you were a girl. Do you think we’ll ever explore all of Sandland? The thought makes my head spin. I How’s your day going? It’s going good. Got to make the I appreciate you asking. No holding back. How about yourself? Uh, I don’t think you fly, which means have to keep going. At least that was sort of fun. Still no sign of that uh that radio tower that Ralph mentioned. Make sure focus your attacks one by one. Yep. Thank you for standing too. Fire. Way too much of a lead. Come on. I thought I will stop by and go to work. But what is work when I can stay here longer? A I appreciate that very much. General RA, the tank squadron at the checkpoint has been decimated. They what? They what? General Shiva’s tank took them out and continued on. Round up all the soldiers in the area and hunt him down. Come and get us. Hopefully we picked up all of the loot. Prince, see the radio tower on top of that hill? I do. That’s our target. Nah, couldn’t a piece of cake. Don’t get cocky just yet. The army must be aware of our general location. They’re sure to reinforce their defenses in the area. You sell anything new, peddler? No. All right. Thank you. You’re welcome. Here we go. Wait, what? We have two quest markers. May as well do the radio tower first. We should have the requisite components. Well, it goes. Sorry, bud. Oh, I wonder what’s in there. Looks like it might be another ruin. When the terrain’s to your disadvantage, keep moving until you’re in a better spot. I wouldn’t stop if you asked me to. Yeah, Boomer. I can’t believe they survived. Like freaking tank. Got to go with the machine gun. You are getting way too close, bud. Let’s fix that. H the tank brigade at the checkpoint. All gone, sir. What? What? So, the legend lives on. But why would he bother going somewhere so remote? Maybe he’s heading for our water source to the south. That’s it. The radio tower. He wants to make a broadcast. Oh, he’s good. Signal men, alert all units near the news radio tower via encrypted transmission on the double. Sir, all vehicles, advance east. Follow me. Uh-oh. We’re going to have quite the fight on our ads. I wonder if any of those are better. Oh my god. Yeah, that’s way better. It’s too low. What level do I need? A level eight. Okay. What about this one? Also level eight. You’re going to have to spend a pretty penny leveling this bad boy up. Don’t mind if I do. We got some gear and bolts. Kabooi found some flowers. Hardly any humans around here. Good. It’s a harsh region. It’s not easy to Well, so it goes. That’s right. So it goes. Sometimes a tank just shows up out of nowhere and then it’s a wrap. Oh, we got a campsite. Uh, okay. We should be at full health. I think we’re good. But I will save. That’s my cue. All right. Let’s go fight the general. It looks like we’re not the only travelers out here. You just said there were no humans around by that campsite they’re using ourselves. It’s a communal camp that’s open to all travelers. Talk about convenient. Hey, Ralph. We’ve been spotted. What makes you think that? There’s more than I expected, but we can still take them. That’s right. Looks like they’ve got us around. Uh-oh. That doesn’t count. There’s one tank. An ambush. What do we do? We’re [ __ ] ducks out here. Watch your ear. Beels thief. You ready for this? Like you have to ask. I was born ready. Must I tell you to address him as Prince Beelzeub? Yeah. Get you first. Repel the royal army. Okay, that was a close one, but we are all good now. I don’t know what that riot that riot shield is made out of, but I need one. Hey, that’s the ground infantry taken care of. Kaboom. Kaboom. Nice there. That’ll show you. The radio tower is ours. I work. The news radio tower. Now, I’m assuming we’re going to need to repair it like the first one. the encounter. Dang, it’s busted. Looks like they disabled it in advance to keep us from using it. They read us like a book. This commander is a pro. So, you’re saying this was all for nothing? No, I think we can get it fixed. Just need the right materials. Well, I am a walking Ace Hardware. I think we got it covered. Yo, 90 mm smooth boore gun heat. I don’t know if we’re getting that one either, but we have it now. Use this to find out about the area. If we can get it fixed up, that is. We can repair it. Just need materials. Oh, yeah. We definitely got that. I wonder what message he’s going to send. News office. This is Shiva. Former General Shiva. Yes. The man himself. I have something I want to tell the people of this country. If you’ll let me transmit it. Oh, damn. Yes. Right away, please. We have just received radio contact from a man claiming to be General Shiva himself. Himself. What? What? He has a message for you all. And while we have not been able to confirm his identity, nutty, we have agreed to transmit his words live on air, beginning now. That’s all it took, huh? First, allow me to sincerely apologize to you all for any distress I may have caused. All units, cut the engines. Make it quiet. I kind of wish we would paint eyeballs on our our tanks. Oh, low key. Okay, sir. I gotta get out of here till next time. I appreciate it, man. And thank you again for the raid. Have a good night. Confess to the crime well of stealing a tank. But unlike what you were told previously, I have not attacked any villages with it. I spare this on my life. It is not my aim to spread panic and confusion amid this country. I intend only to find a legendary spring, which I assure you is no mere fairy tale. For this country cannot withstand any more drought. Spring? Did he say spring? What is he even talking about? Talking about? So, please just allow me to finish this mission without interference. Oh, that’s that other village. The uh the first the first one we stole supplies from. When I find the spring, I promise to make it location public and return the tank I stole. Probably. Also, what do you mean is my tank? That is all. Actually, I have one final message for a certain person on an entirely different subject. H though this doesn’t absolve my role in causing that explosion 30 years ago, I’ve learned the truth behind it. Commander Zu. Zou, you are the only one I will never forgive. God dang. Over and out. That is all. Mr. Shiva, a question. If you uh I’m afraid he’s cut the line. Contact the news office immediately. Tell them that they are never to allow that criminal to speak freely on air again. This is bad, isn’t it, Zu? He said something about the truth behind that explosion. And then there’s that spring he said he’s looking for. Mhm. Do Do you think what he’s really referring to is our secret water source? Oh, this is bad. very very bad. I’m sorry for dragging you two into this. Don’t worry about it. Let’s keep heading south. To the south. Oh, you got a group. Ah, one of the newer ones. All right, to the south. Actually, can I put on the uh speed boost thing from here? We can. Okay, that’ll help out. I don’t know if there was anything I could like fast travel to. Spirited. Okay, that’s the the side quest. Never mind. Unless would it be faster? I can’t really tell. We’ll try it. There’s only one way to find out. Gobi. Here we go. Here we go. I don’t know, Grrooie, but he looks cute, so I’ll take it. Heck yeah. The environment here is harsh, even by Sandland’s usual standards. Sprawling desert, quicksand all around, sandstorms. Stay alert at all times. Apocalyptic sandstorms. I mean alac now give me side duck. That is a huge scorpion. Looks like there’s something up there. We could reach it if we had a vehicle that could jump. Okay. And it burns. It could surface anywhere. I know. I know. Okay, we got cut scene. I choked on breakfast. Apocalyptic. Yes, sir. I believe General Shiva is very close. He is no general. A mere ghost requires no title. Don’t even try to capture him alive. Understand? Understood. Kill him once and for all. That’s an order. Forgive me, but might I ask you just one thing, Supreme Commander? What Jet Shiva said about the truth behind that explosion? What exactly do you think he meant by that? You see, my own father was killed in that explosion. So, oh my god, you fool. There is absolutely nothing of the sort. Shea is only trying to rattle us. Hurry up and get rid of him already. My apologies. Papa, he said he’s looking for a spring. You don’t don’t fall for it. He’s just pretending to be some selfless goodie too. I really like the art style of this game. Heck yeah. It is in the style of the legendary Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragon Ball. You can’t trust people like that. This also has its own manga and anime, I’ve learned recently. All right, come on, Cupy. Fire one shot right at the midpoint between Shiva and the Royal Army. Got it, Papa. How much range does this gun have? Oh, I know the Dragon Ball die. Of all the gangs, the swimmers should support the search of a spring. I know. Seriously. Enemy tank brigade. They’re close by. What? Prepare to engage. Hurry. Hurry. Didn’t you say we’re not supposed to fight the army head on or something? They’re too busy swimming in the sand. Oh no. Prince, take cover behind the rocks and swing around in the other direction to attack them. Okay. Protect me, Dwayne. I miss. Okay, no loot. That was kind of close. We’ll just pop a repair kit. Boom. Oh, what a shot. They got very good aim all of a sudden. Is that all of them? Nice. Nice. All the enemy tanks are toast. A fight like that must have been a piece of cake for you, Prince. I know. Pretty badass, huh? Hold on. That was way too easy. Their commander’s probably still Oh, Bart can’t do that. Get them. God, it’s got like the barrel of a Barrett. 50 kill. As long as their commander still stands, this battle won’t end. Take him out. Keep trickling around him. I see you hiding there. That’s the stuff. Try and get the drop on him. Back into position. We’ll take out his black keys first. Keep trickling around him to stay behind cover. Direct hit. Hide. You coward. Keep trickling around it. Just stay behind cover. I know what I’m doing. I don’t know what I’m doing. Keep at it. Keep trickling around it. Just stay behind cover. Wow, that was very dangerous. It’s all the damage though. Okay, let’s uh use some of these for this fight. Oh my god. Okay, we can’t get hit by him at all. Noted. Expecting a behemoth. I’m not very knowledgeable on anime, but I like the manga. I will pretend I’m here to learn more and not just listen to you talk. I will admit I know nothing about uh Sandland as a manga anime. Keep at it. I was definitely more of a Dragon Ball kid growing up. I heard a rumor about you that you’re searching for a water source for Sandland’s people. Is it true? Yes. Yeah. So stop shooting. The king’s water is too expensive for most people to even afford the bare minimum to survive. So, I promised my villain that I would find a legendary spring. And they pulled what little money they had to send me off. Oh my goodness. Then you truly believe that such a spring exists. No, he’s just out here for the hell of it. Of course he does. Something doesn’t add up about the water. So that hurts there, huh? Sorry, but as a general of the royal army, I’m afraid that’s one question I can’t answer. Why not? Is it classified? Damn it. Hey, soldier, you hurt. Oh, no. But I am. Oh, sir, we’re all fine. Two left. Unbelievable. He’s super human. One HP in a dream. Gone through our tactics and completely disabled our unit with zero loss of life. Oh, you probably disappoint people by saying you were a last air bender girly growing up. I can’t hope. Yeah, it is awesome. On a whole different plane. Nothing wrong with that. I’m afraid I can’t tell you about the spring. And despite not answering your question, I have one for you. On the radio, you mentioned the truth behind the explosion 30 years ago. What is it? You can’t handle the truth. You may not want to hear it. I believe it. But I’ve got no hard proof. I am Ari, the son of Apo, one of your very own officers. Please tell me. I need to know the truth. Wonder if he’s going to remember Apo. Ao’s son. Eh, he does. I see. Very well, then. Thief, you’re our source. He should hear it from you. You’ve got to be. Must I do everything around here? I feel it’s often looked down on for some reason. But Uncle Iro is your goat of characters. But Dav is your favorite. I liked the Cavagers guy. My cabbages. Hold on. Don’t tell me you heard this story from him. You take the word of a demon. Oh, Lataf is so cool. The introduction of Tooff is your favorite episode. Really? And when she discovered men metal bending, if you won’t listen to what he has to say, I can’t force you. But let me say this. Hey, what’s up, Kai? How you doing? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well. We all need an Uncle Iro. We do. Oh, do you know for the Netflix series they hired the same cabbage guy? Let’s go. In this world, I haven’t met anyone as honest as these two. I trust them far far more than any human at least. Would you let prejudice blind you to the truth? Just like how our fear and suspicion of the peachy caused this terrible tragedy. The peachy? What do you mean by that, Papa? The guys from the army look like they’re surrendering. Well, yeah, we beat them. Bunch of spineless cowards. But at least they’re all together in one spot with the Elabub. Now’s our chance. Now’s our chance to do what, Guppy? Turn every last one of them into fertilizer with that cannon of yours. Uh-oh. That ponies as good as ours. Damn it. What was that just now? A cannon. No, don’t tell me there was another tank. Climb up the hill and look for enemies above us. I’ll hop up high and look around. Okay, I’m tired. Uh, I stayed up late for working a video edit for an opening. Were you able to complete it? I hope. Yeah. Who shot that? It’s the swimmers. Those little The elabub spotted us. Time to split. Scatter. Dang it. They got away again. I’m going to pulverize them next time. That be elabove just saved our lives. Oh, Kai, you finally finished it. Nice. Nice work. I just don’t know how people will like it, but I love it. Hell yeah. I’m sure it’s great. I’m sure it’s great. Perhaps it’s true that we’ve misjudged the demons. All right, I’ll hear it. Tell me the story of what caused the explosion 30 years ago, thief. Nope. Not till I hear the magic word. You little imp. Who do you think you’re silence you? Yeah, cer. Please just tell me. Please. Oh, fine. Pull my leg. Why don’t you? All right, enough. Listen up. That’s That’s impossible. No, surely that can’t be true. I know, Commander Zu was a cold man, but I can’t believe he could be so inhuman. Well, we’ve set our peace and sorry, but it looks like we’ll have to borrow the tank a bit longer. You wouldn’t have any upgrades for us, would you? Sir, should we really be letting Shiva go like this? What do you mean by that? We never had him to begin with. That’s right. What? We almost did until the swimmers struck out of nowhere. That is they took out our tanks then fled. That is what happened, isn’t it? Exactly. Oh, Ky wanted to stop by and show us some love if you tapped while I go to sleep. Have an awesome stream and chat. I appreciate that very much. Have a good night. Sleep well. And I’m so hard to choose. But I do like the scene when Zuko is uh sent off and Iro comes to the ship. Zuko says, “You will leave home and I don’t know when we come back.” And Iro says, “Everything I need is on this ship.” Oh my goodness. Commander Zu, you know, there’s something I have to confirm with the king first. I could talk about Iro for hours. cuz you literally have a painting of him right next to you. I’ll flash it on a stream at any opportunity. Please do. I can’t wait to see it. Oh, rock throw. We are now a Pokemon. Use R1 in circle to pick up a boulder from the ground and enter throw mode. While in throw mode, aim with right stick and use R2 to throw the boulder. Okay, now we can finally start heading south again. Speaking the truth complete. Also, we just need one more pterodactyl. You literally did it this week. Nobody asked you. You just love You just like Iro. Hold on. You painted it. Roying quicksand everywhere you look. One wrong step and you’ll be swallowed up. Uh-oh. That is amazing. Don’t worry. I’m light as a feather. Uh, don’t jump in there. See? See? I’m light as a feather. Anyway, we can’t proceed south unless we figure out how to get past this place. And how are we supposed to do that? Even the prince sinks like a rock in the stuff. None of our bots will help either. The tank or jump bot would only be even worse off. It would be easy if we could just fly over it. But with planes outlawed. Well, all stealing tanks is also outlawed. So why don’t we just fly? What if we just, you know, ran really fast? Explain, please. It kind of felt like I was sinking more slowly while I was running. Aha. cross before sinking to the point of no return. Eh, prince thief, let’s head back to Spino, let me guess. And to the rescue again. And to the rescue again. Did we just leave her in Spino? Yes, we did have a chat with an Here we go. All right. Well, uh, since we’re here, uh, we’ll try and find one tarot before we before we fast travel back. Almo, you have a wall of characters like Bojack, Iro, Yoda, Cheshire, Cat, the good things. Hell yeah. You’ve got amazing taste. There hardly any humans around here. It’s a harsh region. It’s not easy to survive here. So, most don’t bother trying. I don’t blame them. Far from any rivers. Been like this for a long time. I guess you really can’t survive without water, huh? You cannot fire. Oh, these are new cave cobras. You’re not in a cave, I think. What about you? What else do you play? Um, I’m a I’m pretty a variety streamer. Uh, I dabbled into horror now, more recently. Um, there are plenty of towns and villages across choice matter games. You’ve got like Detroit become human. That was not scary. I have played Until Dawn, the Dark Pictures. React like that. Is incredible. Be friendly toward you. Ah, you’ve got like Uncharted, Mass Effect. scared. Honestly, I am a sucker for anything souls like play a lot of Night Rain. I am particularly excited about the uh the DLC that’s dropping. I think in like 11 more days, maybe 10. Well, let’s go. Those are my usual like go-tos. Really? You like Night Rain? I knew we will be friends. Heck yeah. Yeah. If you’re ever down to play, just let me know. See these tires? I’ve got it on all the platforms, although my main is the uh the PlayStation. Following them might lead us to a useful location like a village or town. The car should also go a bit faster than it would on unpacked ground. There is my PSN. I think it’s the same on Xbox as well. If a bow’s too tough, you can always run away and live. No such thing as too tough for me. Perhaps not, but I’m telling you just in case that turns out not to be true. It’s a lot to remember. All right. All right. Fine. Oh, you got it on all the platforms, too. Heck yeah, I’m a bit obsessed. Yeah, I know how that goes. I know how that goes. Oh, yeah. I parttook in Spooktober this year. He’s very scary. The environment here is harsh, even by Sandland’s usual standards. Sprawling desert, quicksand all around, violent sandstorms. Stay alert at all times. Do you play on anything other than PS5? here a lot. I hate the PS5 controller. It’s too big for your hands. Really? So, you prefer anything but PlayStation, but I play on PlayStation with apocalyptic? Uh, yeah. I mean, I have it on the Xbox Series S or X, excuse me. Um, I do have it on PC technically, although uh my my computer, my laptop that I use for streaming does not handle it that well. But yeah, I’m on all of the things. Well, it goes. It’s okay. I can do PS5 if there’s no choice. But yeah, it’s up to you. And yes, I am totally down to play Night Rain. Hey, old man. How is uh how are you liking Deep of Night if you’ve tried it out? Well, I’m still observing carefully. Knowing what they can do for quite a while will help you fight effectively. Observe them, huh? I’ll try that next time. Oh, dear dots. Perfect. Well, that was easy. We done here. Let’s go back and let him see the job. You’re not going to rob me, are you? Thanks, pal. Now I owe you one. Rescue quest complete. Go. He gave more money than the pedlers. We can turn this in. It works out very well. Okay. No kidding. I love Deep of Night and I never passed dev 3. I’m on de 3 on Xbox your main and dep on PC on PlayStation. Check your gear every now and you never know when something you’ve picked up. We finished your job for you. Thank you. Now I can leave the gang without any TS. Oh, right. Here’s that reward I promised you. I promised you. Nice. Thanks. So, what’s next? You grew up among bandits, right? Do you have somewhere to go? Oh, now that you mention it, the gang is all I’ve ever had. A Why not head to Spino then? I’m sure they’ll welcome you there. Really? Even though I’m a former bandit. I’m sure it’ll all work out. It’ll be fine. Okay. Guess that’s where I’ll be going. I really owe you guys everything. report to his. All right. Yo. Oh, we got the raptor steel. Nice. And 750 zany. Perfect. Two spino. I love Love the Elder Ring DLC. It’s one of your faves of souls. Like, yes. Closing up shop already. They did an incredible job with it. Although, the final boss, it was rough. Yeah. There’s someone I have to meet right now. Someone from the royal army or maybe the news office? Why would you think that? You’ve been acting strange ever since the warning about the punishment for hiding Shiva. I’m sure you figured out who we are by now. You saw right through me. Don’t even think about turning us in, 80s. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, you were planning on ratting us out to the royal army? How could you? We’re putting the whole town in danger by letting you people stay here. Your concerns are justified. We don’t intend to cause you good people any trouble. We promise to never come back again. Just please allow Anne to keep staying here. She’s a personal guest of Mayor Tor. But I don’t know theft of the tank. That’s true. Well, in that case, fine. Hold on. We all busted out of the base in that tank to get to get. Prince thief, let’s get going. Oh, we can’t just leave her. I’m going to miss that garage. It was like our secret hideout. Let’s not be so hasty. Mayor to 80s, don’t you know what these people are doing? They’ve been trying to find a spring. Uh I mean, the last fight of the DLC was interesting choice. Yeah. But some of the best fights are there. I almost like it the same as Dark Souls 1 DLC. Yeah, that one was great, too. I’m so glad they’re bringing Arttorius back for uh for Night Rain. And not just for their own personal benefit, mind you. They’re trying to help everyone. That Mesmer fight was so much fun. It had the same kind of flow to uh to fighting Artorius kind of. Are you crazy if you do that? Little more rolling though. The army will hunt you for the rest of your lives. Probably. But I can’t stand by as the people of this nation suffer any longer. What is pokey buddy? My pokey body. Oh, okay. So, it’s just your the one you heart that would say it. I did a blind reaction for the trailer and you almost cried when you saw it, your favorite character. Your evotes are inspired by CIF. Ah. the best boy. That’s got to be like one of the saddest fights in all of gaming. Especially if you do the DLC first, then you save him and then he remembers you. Not my name anymore. But yes, even so. You cried when you finished the DLC and then Sift recognized you. It’s this wararmongering fool’s duty to return the future he stole from this country. God. And then when he’s low health, he just like lives. I felt so bad. You heard the man. How about this 80s? Perhaps we should hear from the entire town before making our final decision. I’m sure each resident has their own thoughts on the matter. You’re an emotional player. The story of us and Artorius is your favorite plot twist. You’re right. This wasn’t something for me to decide on my own. Will people actually welcome me in? He made it. Oh, have a chat with Ann. Okay. Hey, you’re with Ralph, right? Aren’t you leaving with him? I was considering it, but they shot me down. Said I wasn’t part of their crew. I just got the friend request. Accept. Did it work? Hopefully it worked. It should have worked. It did work. Nice. Yes, sir. I can see you. Heck yeah. Perfect. But yeah, feel free to add me on uh Xbox and PC. I think for PC it’s this. It’s my streamer name. that we can, you know, pick whichever platform you prefer. What gives? Talk about harsh. I am up for anything, right? I know they’re just trying to protect me, but it still hurts. It’s frustrating. But part of me is happy to know how much they care. So, I’ve decided to do what I can by looking after this place. That way, they’ll always have somewhere to go back to. Sorry if that’s not what you wanted to hear. Ah, you sound like one of their crew. All right. Oh, sorry. We gave you the wrong idea. We wanted to tease you for a bit, but we’re not here to chase you out. We’ll be happy to have you here. We know you guys are salt of the earth. The others don’t know you like we do. We’d never rat you out. A we’ve never met anyone as good-hearted as you guys. Though BL’s would hate being called that. Of course. You really hate the PlayStation 5 controller. You have a There’s a kids controller for Xbox. I didn’t know that. And then for Xbox, it is Exo Shogun as well. I think I think Steam is the only one that is uh different. That he would. So anyway, we’re glad you’ll be standing guard at the garage. You recently sent a photo to Slippery Discord because no one believes you. Oh yeah, on Xbox it’s a brand new account. I’ve not actually uh beaten Tricephilusly yet on it. And stay put. Leave convincing the villagers to us. You’ve got it. So I would appreciate the help. It might have to wait for a bit, but we owe her an apology. We might have to wait for a bit. Wait, what? But we owe her an apology. Okay, cuz we come back later. Hello, null. Is it true that you want to report Shiva? Yeah, that’s right. I would have done it too if Mayor to weren’t for those meddling kids. You only have 20 hours. That’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. I can carry you. Don’t worry. Heck yeah. I appreciate it. And he was right to. We won’t submit to the Royal Army’s threats, even if it kills us. Oh, are you still carping about that? The Civil War is long since over. I wonder how many hours do do I have on PlayStation. We did platinum it. I have 541 hours. Quite a bit for I think it surpassed the amount of time that I played regular Elder Ring. Can’t you accept that already? The royal army is still the same bunch of jack booted thugs they were back then and I won’t stop fighting until that changes. You have play on Xbox at around 20 days so close to 500. Okay. Okay. Very nice. And then you have the other platforms. grief. Once his temper flares, all you can do is wait for him to cool down on his own. Just leave him be. That said, I don’t think we should report General Shiva either. So, you have 20 hours on PlayStation and 30 on PC. I’m just leveling super fast on PC. Ah, okay. Okay. He may have been our enemy in the past, but he’s a decent, honest man. I mean, he’s trying to find water for everyone, isn’t he? I trust him. Who do you like playing as on uh on in Night Rain? Who do you typically man? That means a lot. And if he takes the royals down a peg in the process, I can die happy. Hold on. Do you still hate the royal army, too? Then you have to ask. Like I’d better forgive them for leaving my hometown in ruins. I think I know where I stand now. Oh, you’ve added someone on Xbox. Not sure it’s I will check. I will check. Is there an Xbox app? There must be. I’ll have to try and download it. It’s the cat. Let’s try to guess who you play. Oh. Oh my god. I just realized who that is. Ah executive. Very nice. Very nice cloud. The only big trophy you earned was taking over all the turfs in GTA San Andreas definitive. That is impressive. I’ve never played Well, actually, I’ve never played any GTA game. And we do indeed. We do indeed. What about you? Um, I am typically Iron Eye. But uh I’m also a fan of Raider and Wow, I’m blanking. The first guy like a total noob right now. Wilder. Thank you. Complete brain fart. But yeah, I’m usually Iron Eye. Executtor is fun, too. Iron Eye, you’re a dexterity girly, too. I am indeed. Dex is best. Oh, what’s wrong, Ple Blicker? What’s wrong, Plea? Did you wet the bed again or something? No, it’s just that everyone in town seems mad and I’m scared. A forgive me. I’m afraid that’s all my fault. Did you get in a fight with them? Not exactly. It’s more like I’m what they’re all fighting over. I don’t want to upset children. I think it’s best we leave. Are you guys leaving? That’s what we’re all trying to decide. But I don’t want you or be about to go. A you love decks. I’ve seen Iron Eye without bows bills. Dexterity. Pure power. It is. It is. Maybe you should tell everyone that. Okay. She’s a good kid. It’s thanks to all of you that she could grow up to be so kind and carefree. I suppose you could say it takes a village, huh? Huh? We don’t want to disturb the community you’ve built here. Flea considers all of you a part of that community, too. You know, this cruel world only ever seems to take more and more away from us. That’s why the rare gifts it gives, like new friendships, are something to be truly cherished. That’s very kind of you. I’m just not sure it would be right of me to take advantage of such kindness. I think we’ve heard enough. Right. Let’s get the others. It seems we have our verdict now. Seems like it. Who knew hatred for the royal army ran so deep? I did. The rebel army spirit appears to be alive and well. A cloud. No, I missed it. It didn’t appear in your decks. It shows up immediately. I didn’t know that. I thought you had to like wait for the popup. See, there are others who support your cause. Hey, what’s up, Garb? How’s this been going? It’s been going good. I’m really enjoying it. Sounds like we’ve really got to find that spring now. Guess so. Guess so. I am a sucker for anything Toriyama. That includes like Blue Dragon, Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger. Oh, that was more of like just the art. Oh, Cloud. Yep. It appears there immediately. Ah. Funn had a whole sleep and still on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, good morning, Carb. Hey, Ann. Hope you had a good rest. Just the fastest ride ever. I’m fine, thanks for asking. Sounds fun, but I need the deets. You’re welcome. You see, some intense quicksand is blocking our path south of here. We need something that can zip across it before it sinks. Oh, is it going to be your motorcycle? Well, can’t you use your car? It’s too slow. The sand would swallow it up. A car blast of work till 3 days off. Hell yeah. H. In that case, maybe my bike might work. Too bad I don’t have it. That’s helpful. It got wrecked during my whole high-speed chase with the royal army back in Talbo. Doc Cloud, you had like four whole sleeps in one hour. Couch lock mode. Couldn’t you fix it if you had one of those core frame what’s indicer? Sure, but I haven’t recovered that from the wreck. We’ll have to go get it then. That’s what we’ll do. Where is it? Where is it? I was pretty focused on just getting away. So, I’ve only got a rough idea. I know it should be somewhere north of Tallbo at least. How specific. But I think I’ll be able to remember more once we get closer. Good. Let’s go together. Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say? I said let’s go together. No one knows yet. So, you do need me on the team. Oh my goodness. That grin of yours is weirding me out. Oh, hush. Let’s get going already. All right. Find Ann’s broken motorbike. Music is so relaxed. Thank you. a cloud. Three people knew immediately on how you chat in chat. I don’t know how. Is it in-game music? Yes, it is in-game music. It kind of reminds me of like Stellar Blade. Hey, what’s up Lizzy? How you doing? Welcome on in. Appreciate you being here. Hope you are well this evening. Morning technically. Something up here. How you doing, buddy? I’m doing great. Appreciate you asking. Oh, and you’re doing good. I’m glad to hear it. Just wrapped up stream and I’m now making a sandwich. Heck yeah. What kind are you planning on making? Alamo. It’s 9:44 here. A proper morning. Uh, good morning. Oh, Blizzy Santa Fe turkey and cheese sandwich. That sounds delicious. Our sunrise ain’t for another 3 hours. Yeah. I think I still have probably like five for me or so. Five hours Seems like it’s going to be a snowless November. And I tried jinxing it. Oh, I’m a you looking at snow. Yeah, I wouldn’t mind it being colder now. Wonder what the temp is. It is 66° in freedom degrees or 19 Celsius. Hello. We are below zero here. Oh my goodness. Okay, that’s uh a little a little too cold. That cloud, the rainfall is keeping the ground warm so the snow won’t stick. Uh oh, I’m blizzing. The east coast has been so freaking cold. It’s insane. Really has been over 50 all month. God dang. I think like 50 to 60 is like peak weather. It stay there year round. I would be very happy. Blissy, it’s 20 right now. God dang. Yeah, that’s too cold. It’s freaking freezing. Oh, it’s the same for you, too. Oh no, I’m not ready for the snow. You’re at uh -6 C, which is 20 F. Uhhuh. That’s cold. That’s very, very cold. It’s brutal. Oh, llama winter is coming for for some of you. Yeah. See, I uh I I lived in Hawaii most of my life. I was born and raised there. Never had to worry about winter at all. It is like the same temperature year round. Godamn singing fish. What did you do? All right. Well, on that note, I will go ahead and wrap things up here for now. I would like to thank you all so much for watching. I hope you all have a very good night or day and I will see you all tomorrow with more Sandland. Yes. Good night morning. See you later, Blizzy. You as well, Llammo. All right. Later. Heat. Heat. N. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Heat. Hey, Heat.
After enduring years of natural disaster and war, the world is left without its main supply of water; the river that provided water to the country dried up long ago. With the greedy king of the land’s personal water supply becoming increasingly more expensive for the citizens of Sand Land to buy, the people begin robbing one another for water and money. Sheriff Rao, tired of the king’s greed, approaches the demons of Sand Land for help in searching for a new water supply. Sand Land is an action role-playing video game developed by ILCA and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment. The game is based on Sand Land, a Japanese manga series created by Akira Toriyama in 2000. It is one of the last projects to have any involvement by Toriyama. Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@RyuMuramasa Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/RyuMuramasa Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ryumuramasavt DLive: https://dlive.tv/RyuMuramasa Sand Land Walkthrough Gameplay Part 1 includes Full Gameplay, Full Game Review and Campaign Story Mission 1 of the Sand Land (2024) Full Game for PlayStation 5 (PS5), Xbox Series #SandLand #Anime #Action ActionRPG #OpenWorld #AkiraToriyama #BlindPlaythrough #VTuber credits model/rigging: @ArtCircleRStudio music: (via @UppbeatOfficial) Song 1: @soundroll – Your Love Is What I Need License code: 0BMOHAMDNXGZB4UV Song 2: Tatami – Evening Nostalgy License code: KUW9GZSCQTFS6FM9 (copyright-free music)
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