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Go away, you failed exam student, what are you studying for Titanic? You’re such a show – off, you got last place in your art exam drawing human figure, you’re about to go to university and you still can’t draw well. How are you going to make a living drawing in the future? Heavens, save me! Congratulations, host, Top-Tier Painter System successfully loaded! No wonder you failed the exam , I’m the chosen one! Improving your drawing skills can be done step by step by tackling different body parts. New task: Find an excellent foot model within six hours and draw a foot. Reward: Absolutely amazing color sense ! But for art , I have to sacrifice my dignity a little. School starts this afternoon, it shouldn’t be hard to find one. A college student crushing art students worldwide—the legendary story is about to begin! From today onwards , no one can speak loudly to me anymore! Hey, are you blind? You ‘re blocking the way, how are others supposed to pass ? Sorry, sorry, there are only twenty minutes left in the task. Where can I find a qualified and excellent foot model? Such white and delicate clothes! Hey, this classmate is quite beautiful and kind-hearted, much better than some of those “masters” who drive luxury cars and live in mansions. Are you looking for me? Oh my god, why did you draw my feet? Let me explain! If I punched you in the face with a fist the size of a clay pot, it would hurt a lot! Oh, actually, I’m sorry, it’s just my habit. When I see beautiful things and wonderful works of art, I want to draw them . You say my feet are works of art? Yes, just a moment ago they were so beautiful that I couldn’t help but rashly draw this picture. Hey, if you think it’s offensive, I’ll tear it up now! Hey, don’t tear it up, it’s such a waste! Why don’t you give it to me? I can see how well he draws it. If it’s ugly, I’ll never forgive him ! But it’s still missing a little finger… “Finish the drawing or not, I’ll give it to you. Do you really need to be this close? You don’t understand, you have to restore the true beauty. You must pay attention to the details . I’m doing this all for art. Congratulations, host, you’ve completed the task. Reward: Absolute Color Sense! Wow, I ‘ve finally obtained this divine skill. I have to try it out quickly. Get into position, I’m going to start coloring. Okay? My legs are a little numb. Done. I want to see what kind of painting he can make. Is this really painted on? It’s practically a printed photo. Basic operation. Don’t be silly . Oh right, this year is your birth year. No, then why are you wearing red ? It’s okay , I’m going to report for duty now. See you again if fate allows . So beautiful! Is this really my foot? Wait, no, red, you little cutie, don’t let me see you at school. New task: Intimate contact with the opposite sex, obtain random body part painting talent, and simultaneously unlock the system shop and earning money function. Great, finally!” I’m making money! Brother Tong is awesome! But where am I supposed to find a girl to talk to? I should have known better than to leave so early. There was someone ready! Ningxi, you sprained your ankle, let me help you onto the bus . No need, it’s already healed. Great! The goddess is actually my alumna! Oh no, it’s you! I mean , I didn’t mean to! Do you believe me? You wait! Ningxi, sit here! I’ve prepared snacks and drinks for you. Sit here! Sit here! Sit here! I have a seat here ! Ningxi, sit here! I removed the dorm air conditioner and modified it into this massage chair and this… I guarantee you’ll experience the wonderful feeling of being on a bus but feeling like you ‘re on a Hawaiian beach vacation! Hey, senior, sit here! Sit here! Thank you everyone , I ‘ll sit here. Wow, senior , you’re quite popular! Of course! Ningxi is one of the two most beautiful girls in our Jin Yi school! Many people are chasing after her… Holding hands could circle the earth three times, don’t talk nonsense. Apologize to me! Sorry , a gust of wind just blew by and accidentally blew on you. Oh, don’t say anything, I forgive you, but don’t do it again! Senior, you’re so beautiful and kind-hearted! Isn’t this your foot? Who drew it? How do you know it’s my foot? It must be you, the art student! What are you doing ? I asked him to draw it. He was sketching, gathering inspiration, and creating art. Unlike you, whose heart sees everything as dirty. Ningxi , you’re even more disgusting than Hu Xi peeking at my feet. Classmates, fasten your seatbelts! Everyone’s here, let’s go! Senior, I’m a little sleepy. Please call me when we get there. This is the first time a boy has sat next to me without talking to me. That sleeping junior is definitely only interested in drawing, unlike those cuties! Wow, his skill is definitely T0 level ! Ningxi, look , he’s peeking at your chest! Now you’re going to get hated by Ningxi! Liu Wenbo, don’t think everyone’s like you, always peeking. No, I’m not kidding you, he’s peeking at your chest! Bored ? Everyone get off the bus. Whoever causes trouble, don’t blame me for reporting them, or I’ll deduct your credits ! Congratulations, host, you’ve completed the task of intimate contact with the opposite sex and gained the talent for drawing breasts. Thank you, senior! When I max out my talent, I’ll find you first when I draw women’s portraits! Congratulations, host, the system shop is now open! Popularity cashback function activated! The host has gained recognition! You can get ten rice . The host is short of money, so a special newbie discount of 100,000 rice is offered for a limited time of five hours. Amazing skill! With it, my drawing will definitely be accurate and fast. Unfortunately, I don’t have 100,000 rice. It seems I can only earn rice by gaining recognition. We’ve arrived at the teaching building. Everyone, just find your respective department offices and report. Wishing all the juniors a happy and fulfilling university life. Thank you for taking care of me all the way. Senior, I want to ask what conditions I need to pursue you? We also want to ask. Thank you all for your likes, but I don’t plan to date in university. You guys, just study hard and improve every day, understand? Ningxi doesn’t want to be with anyone right now. People are talking about certain people, don’t be so self-righteous. This goldfish is for you, thank you, senior. We all know each other, senior, why are you so kind to me? Do you have any flirting tips ? Want to know? Let me think… Maybe it’s because I’m an art student , or maybe my 105-degree smile is too charming. Oh well, I ‘m going back to report now, I’m practically melting from the heat. Little cutie , the confession wall says you and a junior are flirting and even letting him sleep on your shoulder! What’s with this “old cow eating young grass” nonsense? Don’t talk nonsense, Hu Xi and I are innocent ! Oh, you’re protecting me! I heard the junior is an art student , and he even drew your feet! Let me see … Dream on! Okay, okay, I’m not talking to you anymore, I’m going to wash up. But Hu Xuedi is indeed different from those cuties. If there really is something between him, it doesn’t seem like a bad thing. The art department’s placement exam is at 5 pm . Everyone, don’t be late! 5 pm is too late! There are only three hours left. I need to find a way to gain some popularity and earn 100,000 yuan as soon as possible. When I went to the dormitory to put my things away, my roommate said the art studio is on this floor. Look for it ! What a great figure ! A perfect golden ratio! Comparable to the top star of Coconut Palm Coconut Juice! Excuse me, whose dog is off-leash and running around staring blankly? Senior , I’m looking for the art studio, I’m lost. Hey, wait a minute, shoes. No wonder he looks so familiar. He’s Hu Xi, a freshman in the art department. Is he famous? Anyway, I heard that his relationship with Zhang Ningxi is quite special. Hey, aren’t you two known as the two most beautiful girls in the school? Do you have to compete for everything? He looks like a hooligan . Hmm. But being handsome is useless . Look, there’s not a single paint smudge on him. He doesn’t look like an art student. I guess his skill level is average. Hey, Mina, look! This junior is doing live streaming! If he can get the approval of 10,000 fans , he can earn 100,000 yuan. What should I draw? But I can only draw breasts! My live streaming career has just begun. I don’t want to be carried away! Hey, don’t go! You ‘re such cuties! You guys are too realistic. Think of a way to get it approved indirectly. With today’s money, I’m going to make it. The censors won’t be able to stop me. I’m done. I’ve finished drawing the beautiful girl everyone wanted to see. If you like it, please follow the streamer. Congratulations, host! Approval +1, Approval +38, 39, 40. Food, sex, and nature are real. Ms. Cang is not lying to me. But please don’t let that senior see it. She looks like Lin Daiyu who can uproot a willow tree ! Mina, look! This junior is doing live streaming! We all guessed wrong. He’s actually quite talented! Oh wait, wait , it looks like you! Look, even the lace lingerie details are drawn so clearly. This is obviously your 36D! Call him “20 Deluxe Treatment Package , Urgent! ” 50,000 from the live stream ! Please help me out, my friends, give me some more likes and shares on your WeChat Moments! I ‘m so grateful! No, I’m already risking my life to draw this , and I’m bringing her over here ! Brothers, the streamer is still young and hasn’t experienced university life yet. I don’t want to die young! No, that’s just human nature. You ‘re all unreliable. I despise you little cuties ! Hey, no, brother! Hey, brother, I’m not being sarcastic. Don’t take it personally! Only ten seconds left on the mall discount! Please hurry and earn 100,000 yuan! Don’t rush, there’s definitely a way! I’m going all out ! Brothers, don’t go! I’ll show you a JK goddess! I’m really coming! This guy surnamed Cao is so easy to talk to , wow, I made a fortune again. Senior sister is simply a goddess! The discount countdown is about to end. Automatically purchased skill for host. Kato Divine Finger. Why do I suddenly feel so cold? Senior sister, what a coincidence, you’re drawing too. Stop pretending. Who gave me permission to draw me without my consent? Did I agree? I didn’t draw you. I just drew a regular JK uniform, a regular JK outfit. This isn’t human. You even drew the 36D size label on the underwear. And you’re still being stubborn. I… I… I… I… I… My dad called me home. You think you can run away? Do you think my decades of stick-fighting skills are just for scraping? Kato Divine Finger. What’s going on? Senior sister, bye-bye brothers. See you next time. You think you can run away ? No way! Don’t think that just because you ran into the boys’ dormitory I won’t dare to come in. If I don’t make a scene today, I’ll write my name backwards as Lu Mina. Hu Xi, everyone went to the art studio to practice and prepare for the exam. Why didn’t you go? I’ve finished drawing N, so you can rest now. I’m going to practice too. Oh, right, I just mopped the floor, be careful not to slip. Senior, I can tell you’re angry. Should I buy some fruit or a fruit platter and go check on her? Uh, never mind, given her personality, she’d probably just throw a fruit platter at me. Hey, senior, this isn’t my house , I’m leaving now. Stop talking nonsense, prepare to die! Stop talking nonsense, prepare to die! Hey, senior, why are you sitting on the ground like that ? Isn’t the ground wet? Wet my ass! Can’t you see I sprained my ankle? Oh, okay, let me massage it for you. If it gets better, you can’t hit me anymore. Don’t touch me ! It’s so fast ! This is the first time I’ve had such close contact with a guy. It’s cool and refreshing, so comfortable. This leg is longer than my life. I wonder how it feels to touch. Okay, it doesn’t hurt anymore. No, let me massage it again. I need to consolidate the effect. Get lost! You don’t appreciate kindness. Your leg is numb. I’m going to tell Senior Lu Mina that I’m her dog. Surprise! Senior Lu Mina, you two continue! I didn’t see anything. If you don’t get up, I’ll make you start over. This time , consider it making amends. Next time, watch out! The mall has new items with millimeter-level detail and two million in artwork. System, why don’t you go rob me? Congratulations, host, you’ve unlocked a new task . Complete two self-image upgrades within one hour. Your consumption image score must be no lower than 90 to receive ten times the cashback. Wow, system brother, you still have some conscience! But where should I go to get my image improved? Oh, women’s aesthetic sense is definitely higher than men’s. Are you tired of living? Sorry , I just accidentally clicked. Oh, how about this, I’m going to buy clothes anyway , I’ll give you a set while I’m at it . Heh, you delivered this to my door. Since you can’t retaliate with force, don’t blame this senior for being ruthless with your wallet. I’ve never fought such a wealthy battle in my life. This is the most expensive mall in the Great Xia. The floor is covered with fossils, and the toilets cost twelve million to build. Even a hundred million wouldn’t be enough for a day of shopping. You brought me here to buy clothes? You brought me… “I came here to buy clothes, that ‘s how I show my sincerity! Come on , try them on ! Too expensive! Don’t even think about ripping me off! I ‘m stuck here as a waitress to pay off my debts ! I have plenty of this stuff. I’m bored , I’m leaving now. Hey, since you’re here, can you help me pick out a few clothes? Otherwise,
I’ll have to ask Senior Ningxi for help. I heard her aesthetic sense is the best in the whole school. Great , you’ve successfully aroused my competitive spirit. Today, I’ll show you what top-notch fashion sense is! Little arrogant school beauty , hold on ! What are you standing there for? Come on, this doesn’t look good. Well, I trust you, help me pick this one out. Hey, you don’t have anyone else ? Never mind, this goes with these pants. This one… Thank you, Senior. I thought you changed your pants outside too. It’s too hot, I’m not wearing underwear, it’s inconvenient outside. Little cutie, Senior, can you help me pick out some underwear? Otherwise, what if I get my pants dirty ? You want me to pick out underwear for you? Why don’t you just die? Okay then, since we came together, I’ll just throw it away.” It’s not me , hello . I’ll go pick one out for you. Wait here . Okay, come in. I’ll leave the door open for you. Come in. I’ll leave the door open for you. Go on , senior . This one is on the left. I like it on the right. I don’t care. Turn it over yourself. It’s actually quite pretty. Senior , it’s tight. Hurry up and take it off. Let’s pay. I don’t want anyone to find out and misunderstand. What? Afraid that people will think you’re not good enough for me? I’m afraid people will think you’re an old cow eating young grass. Fine, I’ll switch. Senior, what bad luck to run into this annoying person. Spit it out . I just came to buy a watch. Senior, are you here to buy something too? Wait, this is a men’s clothing store, right? Mind your own business . I’m just concerned. I heard Zhang Ningxi ‘s image has collapsed because she hung out with a poor freshman. I think her name is Hu Hu Hu Xi. Yes, that ‘s Hu Xi. Zhang Ningxi, she’s fallen for him. Senior, you’re definitely different from them. You would never hang out with such shady people. Senior, is this your classmate? Hello. Senior, this is Hu Xi! You poor wretch, what are you doing stealing here ? Senior, why are they looking at me like that? Never mind, let’s go pay first, buddy, we’re leaving. You two are pulling and tugging at each other, their relationship seems more than just ordinary. Didn’t he already have Zhang Ningxi? How come he’s hooking up with Lu Meina again? This kid hooked up with two of our school’s beauties on his first day at school, impressive! It’s just buying a dress, not underwear, why are you making such a fuss ? Oh right, senior, the underwear you bought me earlier was way too big, I just threw it in that fitting room. Only I am worthy of those three school beauties and goddesses, what is he anyway? Hello sir, the total is 84,999. Okay, congratulations, host, image upgrade score 93 points, qualified. I got a tenfold return of 849,990 yuan! That’s great! My account balance has finally surpassed one million! But I’m still one million short of buying that skill . Where should I go for another spin ? Hu Xi, are you really that rich? You scared me! I thought you were bragging. You call that being rich when you only have tens of thousands of yuan? Of course, tens of thousands of yuan does n’t count. What about hundreds of thousands? Kid , dare to compare ? “Who’s a coward is a coward. Perfect, I’m going to a luxury store to buy a watch. You’re rich, aren’t you? Let’s see who buys the most expensive one. Okay , okay, I’m not going to argue with someone like this who’s brain-dead. What happens if I lose? Whoever loses has to call the other ‘Dad’ and never be near Mina again. Not only that, but they also have to call her ‘ Mom.’ Okay , you lose too. Welcome to the luxury store, sir. Interesting, beautiful lady. How much is this? 388,000. Swipe card. Okay, sir , let me put it on for you. Hu Xi, don’t think that wearing a few Balenciaga pieces makes you a real rich kid. See? This is the real symbol of wealth. Hello , how much is this watch? Sir, you have good taste. This is our store’s prized possession, designed by a world-class master, limited edition of 200 pieces worldwide, now 822,000. That’s so expensive! Hu Xi , don’t pay attention to Zhao Yue. He’s just a rich kid. ” Showing off his superiority ? Coincidentally, I like to show off too. Here it is! Could you please bring it over for me to try? Okay, sir. It truly lives up to its reputation as a world-famous watch; the feeling of wearing it is truly different. What are you so smug about? If you’re so capable , then swipe your card to pay . If you can afford it , I’ll eat this entire display case. I’ll buy the watch along with the case ! Okay, sir. Hu Xi, can you stop messing around? Hurry up and take the watch off. This watch is worth over 800,000! If you break it, can you afford to pay for it? What, can’t afford to lose? Congratulations on becoming our esteemed Vacheron Constantin member! Congratulations, host, your image score has increased by 98, enjoying a tenfold cashback of 8.25 million! Awesome! You’re not really a rich second-generation, are you? Who do you think you are? Do rich second-generations have as much money as I do? You agree, right? Young Master Zhao, what’s this guy’s background ? So powerful! You’ve got guts, just wait … Wait , what if I lose ? Forget it ! I don’t want a son like you who’s so shameful. Senior, thank you for your hard work today. We’re going to grab a bite to eat before heading back to school for exams. Hu Xi
Hu Xi Hu Xi We’re hungry too , can we mooch a meal? You guys need over six million more for the millimeter-detail painting. Are there any new system tasks? No, not yet. With my current skills , I can easily rack up some recognition in the exam hall. Then I’ll be a millionaire. I’m done ordering. Let’s grab something to tide us over. Thanks, senior. By the way, I heard from two junior girls that you painted a picture for Senior Zhang Ningxi a while ago. What was it? No, senior , don’t misunderstand. I have nothing to do with Zhang Ningxi. That’s just something they’re spreading. So, you can paint one for me too. Paint yourself? If you keep looking at me like that, I’ll gouge your eyes out. Of course, paint me. That won’t do. I can’t paint. Art students can’t paint women. How could I possibly paint that? I think he definitely didn’t want to draw. I’m wondering if Senior Meina isn’t as important to him as Senior Ningxi. Who cares if he draws her? Senior, you’re not angry, are you? Well, I don’t like having strangers draw me anyway. Oh my god, what am I saying ? Am I really angry ? A woman who says one thing but means another. Perfect timing to try out this new skill I bought for two million. Why is the food taking so long to arrive? Senior, I have to go back to school for my exams. I’ve already paid the bill. Goodbye . Don’t be angry, Senior. Hu Xi probably didn’t mean that . No, I’m not angry at all. Senior , look at the wall! What is that? Senior is so beautiful! My god, his mouth is too amazing! He can even do this kind of art and he says he can’t draw women. Senior, you ‘re so good at flirting, are you sure you won’t be tempted? It’s just a small trick . Senior, you were a bit heartless when Hu Xi left. Do you want to make amends now ? How could he talk to me like that? I’ll definitely teach him a lesson now. We ‘re almost there, right? Don’t worry, we ‘re at school. Oh, and don’t forget the gift under your seat . Gift, senior, this is nothing, nothing at all. If it’s convenient, could you be my leg model for once? Go away ! Senior, we’re such good friends, if I get first place in the exam, you can reward me, right? Zhao Yue is an art genius who was admitted to the school through special admissions. Although his character is questionable , his professional skills are undeniable. With him… Hu Xi, no matter how good you are, you can only be second. Let’s talk about it when you get first place. You want to get rid of this senior ? Hu Xi, what do you want? This is a gift for you. I want to challenge myself a bit. Would you be willing to be my model ? I know it’s a bit offensive. How about this, if I get first place in this exam, will you agree? Well, I’ve already bought it, I can’t just wear it myself, right? Or do you want me to give this gift to someone else? That ‘s so impolite! Okay, if you get first place in this exam, I’ll agree to wear white stockings and let you draw on them. Okay, it’s settled then. I’m going to take the exam now. Bye-bye, senior. This gift is basically free. After the exam, how about I treat him to a meal to express my gratitude and comfort? What does it matter to me if you delay your exam? No student ID, no entry. That’s a turtle’s backside rule. Student IDs are in the dorm, you won’t let us in. “How do we get it inside ? That’s your problem . It ‘s just the student council, right? Think of another way. It’ll be too late to take the exam. Hu Xi, did you bring your student ID? No? But I have a way . I can get your student ID photos . Hu Xi , what are you planning ? It’s just a student ID, you can just draw a few . Or you can contact the teacher. It’ll be too late if it gets any later. Don’t move ! Hu Xi, you’re amazing! How did you do that, buddy? Little cutie , let’s go. The exam is about to start, don’t be late. Come on , didn’t I tell you you can’t get in without a student ID ? Open your eyes wide and see clearly. Okay, okay, let’s go in. Don’t cause trouble. Hu Xi,
you’re too awesome. You ‘ll definitely get a place in this exam. Thanks to your help this time, I’ve decided to forgive you and Senior Meina. From now on, you’re our godfather! From now on, this homework and attendance will be taken in class.” Godfather, don’t worry, we’ll cover for you both. Hu Xi , don’t go yet. What’s wrong? Your clothes are fading. It seems so . Looks like I can’t buy from Pinduoduo anymore. Brothers, get ready to run ! Dare to have a competition? Whoever does worse will go to the top of the teaching building and shout three times through the megaphone, ” I’m a loser, I ‘m too cowardly. I’m just afraid you’ll lose too badly and won’t admit it. You and I are going to have a competition today. Okay , then let everyone witness it. Please enjoy the show. ” “Overestimating yourself, Zhao Yue started learning to paint at three years old and has won many awards. He came to our school because the principal paid a lot of money to invite him. Buddy, I advise you not to be impulsive . Hu Xi, you do have some ability , but it’s not as good as competing with Zhao Yue. This exam will be conducted live.” The announcement was made that Professor Xu Hai would be proctoring the entire exam, and the top scorer would be accepted as his personal disciple. Xu Hai is one of the most famous art masters in China ; normally, everyone would fight tooth and nail to see him, yet he’s coming to our academy to proctor an exam! In art, a good background is more important than a good drawing. If I could become Professor Xu Hai’s disciple , wouldn’t I be on a roll? Once I become Master Xu Hai’s personal disciple, you’re not even worthy to lick my shoes! Quiet down! The exam begins! The exam question is a realistic illusion; everyone is free to create. The countdown ends before the exam is over! A realistic illusion! The teacher hands in the paper ! Excellent! First place is secured! You’re doomed! With Kato’s divine finger technique, you can achieve millimeter-level detail! “The speed, the detail , and the precision of every stroke— is he a god? Not bad , this has the potential to win first place. Our exam topic is to create something indistinguishable from the real thing. No matter how fast you draw , how skilled you are , it’s obviously fake and doesn’t match the exam topic. It’s a real pity. If you want to steal my first place, unless you can concoct color-changing ink and absolutely activate color perception , Hu Xi, what are you doing? Color-changing ink? A pigment exclusive to the US dollar ! Who do you think you are? A magic paintbrush? This is top secret of the United States! Who do you think you are? The head of the Federal Reserve? No, I can’t concoct it yet. Teacher , can I borrow your lipstick for a moment? I’ll go get it. Teacher , the color is the same. It’s a pity you chose something that can’t possibly be indistinguishable from the real thing , otherwise you would definitely be first place! All that fancy stuff ! What does this have to do with creating something indistinguishable from the real thing? This is obviously fake! Are you sure? Congratulations, host’s approval rating increased by 13 , 25 , 39, and 397! Hu Xi, you ‘re amazing! You’re really amazing! Teacher, can you announce the results now? Genius! Genius !” Ordinary people have never even seen US dollars. Even if he had, he shouldn’t be able to draw them so skillfully. I know where he got his money from. Hey, Uncle Hat, I’m reporting someone for counterfeiting money and making millions. I declare today’s number one is Hu. This … we suspect you of manufacturing and selling counterfeit money. Come with us. Oh no, I’m doomed . I can’t explain this, comrade. There must be some misunderstanding. Is it a misunderstanding? We’ll find out. Brother Tong, help! The funds you gave me are enough for me to get a stable job. Received. It ‘s been investigated. The 15 million in the account is from stock trading. There ‘s no illegal income. 15 million. This live stream was very profitable. Brother Tong is reliable. But I still have to remind you, just focus on drawing. Don’t study those things . If you get targeted by criminals, it might endanger your life. Thank you for reminding me, Uncle. I understand. Can I go now ? Open the car door. Thank you, Uncle. He doesn’t even need a reference point. Every stroke is so accurate , even down to the hair. Exactly the same, which fully demonstrates that this is Hu Xi’s old profession. Zhao Yue, were you eating shit the other day? You speak so foully. I, Hu Xi, am just a fake rich second generation. His rice is not clean. He might be arrested and executed . Don’t talk nonsense. Hu Xi is not that kind of person. Hu Xi, you just wait to get shot. Mina/Lemon Creek Goddess , I will take good care of you. So enthusiastic. I, Hu Hansan, am back again. This is a sure thing . Time to book a hotel. Which legs should I draw first? That’s a question worth considering. When is the leg model senior available? You didn’t expect this kid to actually have some talent . What should I do ? I really have to be the leg model for my junior. Well, a bet is a bet. How about I go now? Or can I wait until I finish my business? What is it? Young Master Zhao , is n’t it time for you to show your talent ? What are you standing there for? I, Zhao Yue , am I not a man? I’ll just shout. I’m a piece of trash. Wenbo and Lemon Creek, I’m leaving first. Trash. Senior Lu, I have something to do later . Can you help me send this to the broadcasting station? Didn’t you say you were going to draw this? No rush . I’ll draw it later. Luckily, I’m quick-witted. Almost got caught in a hellish situation ! Where are you rushing off to , Hu Xi? You’re already my last disciple! Next week is the Qi Baishi Cup National Art Competition. You’re going to participate! The Qi Baishi Cup is the most prestigious art competition in the country. The participants are young people from universities all over the country . Many famous masters have won awards in that competition. Don’t even mention our private junior college; even average undergraduates don’t qualify. Hu Xi, are you trying to take off? What kind of rewards are there for participating in the competition ? Damn , Hu Xi, you’re getting too cocky! I begged and pleaded for such a good opportunity, and you’re still expecting rewards ? What kind of crappy art competition is this ? Is it as powerful as my magic touch? If there are no rewards, don’t waste my time. If you can get a ranking, you can choose from the top universities in the country for graduate or doctoral programs. Direct admission is not an option. If you can win the championship, the school will build a statue for you at the main gate and record it in the academic calendar for future students to admire. If you don’t feel… Interests? Forget about them, they ‘re all just empty titles. What’s important is bringing honor to the teacher and the school. That’s my glory. Okay , I’ll give you a good lesson tomorrow . But it’s hard to get a ranking in this competition. Back in the day , I didn’t even make the cut . Why bother preparing for the exam? Hey kid, junior , I accidentally dropped my clothes on the floor while showering and got them wet. Can you buy me a set ? Okay, I’ll buy you underwear. I understand. Your size is 36D. Okay, this charming sweetness … What ? No, we don’t have any in stock. You need a personal tailor to come and customize it. No, that’s too much trouble . I’ll go buy it myself. This is too embarrassing. I actually asked my junior to buy it for me. Oh no, I clicked the wrong button , Ningxi. You … you went to a hotel with Hu Xi. Don’t overthink it. I accidentally got my clothes wet and just went to a hotel to shower. If you don’t believe me, look , I bought you underwear . But I didn’t know what you liked, so I bought you two sets. You guys are really something else. Let me explain. Don’t overthink it. A badass life doesn’t need explanations .
You guys… Be careful, Hu Xi! Senior, I had this dry-cleaned for you at the shop. Do you want to change now? Junior, he accidentally wandered into the frame while buying me clothes, so don’t blame him. Yeah, thank you. Junior , could you go out for a bit? It’s okay . I won’t look. Don’t peek! I didn’t realize you had such a great figure under your skirt, Senior. You’re amazing! I’ll use this to test the old man. Don’t peek ! Do n’t peek ! This is art, you have to appreciate it. Are you going to paint or not? If you don’t paint now, it’ll get dark. Do you want to spend the night with me? What nonsense! I don’t want to spend the night with you! Tell me, how do I paint? It might take a while. You should lie down first , it’ll be more comfortable. Junior, you’re so thoughtful. Hurry up and paint, don’t look. Okay , lie down. “You’re so carefree ! Dressed like that, you still dare to sleep in front of me. Host, you’ve been practicing diligently all night. Reward: Leg drawing talent. Who says hard work doesn’t pay off? System Bro, you’re awesome! New items in the mall, limited time offer. After redemption, you can draw on any material. Two million recognition points . It’s not me, I worked hard to get a million fans , I’ve saved up enough rice. And now you’re telling me I don’t have enough permissions? I need to gain another 500,000 fans to unlock the purchase permission . Keep it up, Host ! Pfft! Stinky system! What time is it? How did I really spend the night in a hotel? How am I going to explain
this to them ? Maybe you should tell them you played poker in the hotel all night? You’re lying! You really want to play poker with me ? You bastard! I don’t have time to mess with you. I went to Xu’s place at 8 am this morning… ” The old man seems to be giving me a lesson today too. Let’s go back to school. Not bad! I’ll take this one as payment. Want a future internationally renowned artist to sign it for you
? No way! By the way , how much is this outfit? I’ll transfer it to you. This underwear and panties are a limited edition Victoria’s Secret, totaling 48,000. And this top is Chanel, the pants are Louis Vuitton , totaling 153,000. You can transfer me 200,000. 200,000 ? You don’t mean US dollars, do you? In this Great Xia, I don’t want to use other currencies . Otherwise, I don’t know if this kind of store will give a refund. Saying something like that is an insult to my MiG. This is too expensive. I can’t take so much money from you for no reason . Or… Or I can do your laundry. I’ll take care of all your dirty clothes from three years of college. I mean your underwear and socks. You spent 50,000 yuan on just one set of underwear. I ‘ll be heartbroken if you wear them out. No way , I’ll have to treat them like precious treasures when I get home . Let’s go, Old Xu must be getting impatient. Let’s go. Now that we’re here, let’s see what the teacher is teaching today. We need to really deflate this kid’s arrogance , otherwise he’ll be easily defeated. It’s the same exam question as last time : to create a realistic illusion , but you have to combine light and shadow to create a magical 3D visual effect. Do we even need to learn this ? No, I ‘ll have to teach you. Look at what he’s doing. He can draw toes. Even stepping on them is better than him. He could draw it with his eyes closed. He’s finished drawing, but he hasn’t finished showing it yet . He just drew a bunch of bricks. What’s so difficult about that? Hey, does anyone have a car ? Can I borrow your electric scooter? Thank you, everyone. Get ready, let’s head to Hogwarts! “Academy? Can’t catch it. Next, it’ll be very cool . Sorry , I forgot to open the key. This time it will be even cooler. This…this… I didn’t see it wrong, did I? Thank you. Congratulations, host. The cumulative number of recognized people has reached two million. Unlocked new skill . Stop when you’ve reached the point. Purchase permission. Help me purchase. Received. Reverse Heavenly Gang , you draw it and then brag. You ? You’re not worthy. I heard that the theme of the Qi Baishi Cup competition is to create a fake that is indistinguishable from the real thing. But it needs to be more complex. Just drawing it realistically is far from enough. The competition emphasizes painting skills, light and shadow, three-dimensionality , and design level, among other skills. This is also Professor Xu’s greatest strength. Today, we’ve come at the right time. Let’s start the broadcast. If you can draw the effect of the last dollar bill, I will kneel down and kowtow to you as my master. Kowtowing is not polite . Just give me hundreds of thousands of dollars as a master’s fee. Your kowtowing is a bit too much for my life. Draw, draw, draw fast. Old man, don’t blink. Watch carefully. How about it? You’re convinced or not. No, it doesn’t count. You’re just being opportunistic.” Yeah, you think you can get away with this? Then I’ll show you what real magic is! Wait , wait, wait… am I seeing things? Even air can be a canvas! I can’t understand his technique at all . The younger generation surpasses the older; I surrender! Wait, wait, wait… Teacher , you’re serious? Professor Xu , I was just kidding. I don’t have any plans to take on apprentices yet , but I’ll accept this money for you, consider it a loss to me. But don’t be careless! Every contestant is incredibly strong. Even with your performance just now, you might not be able to secure the championship . Don’t worry, even for my statue, I have to win! Bye, brothers! Bye, brothers! That’s all for today! See
you next time! See you next time! See you next time! Hu Xi, I’m wearing black stockings! What were you doing last night? Oh my god , I almost forgot! Hu Xi’s rumored girlfriend is here ! Isn’t she Zhang Ningxi? I heard they went to a hotel yesterday and only came back this morning. A hotel ? Oh no ! I’m doomed ! I can’t wash this off even if I jump into the Yellow River! Clear this Zhang Ningxi. This is what you forced me to do, Zhang Ningxi. You woman, you’re playing with fire! What happened to you ? Okay, okay, everyone disperse. Take care of your health , don’t delay your exams. I haven’t seen enough yet. Stop seducing my woman, it will only affect my drawing speed. So, who went to a hotel with someone last night? Keep your voice down, it’s not good. You went to a hotel with Zhang Ningxi , aren’t you afraid of the impact? Let’s go to the hotel , I’ll let you draw to your heart’s content today. My grandma gave birth, my dad is calling me home. Look, my dad had a son! Hey Dad, everyone in the village says you’ve become a big internet celebrity. The clan chief asked me to ask you when you’re free to come back and promote our village. Dad, aren’t you making things difficult for us? Our village has no special features , no scenery, what am I supposed to promote? Congratulations, host, you’ve triggered a new mission, Returning Home in Glory. Completing the mission unlocks a new skill, Ma Liang’s Magic Brush. Wow, there’s such a magical skill ! Dad , wait for me, I’m going back right away. If you keep looking at me like that, I’ll pop my eyes out. No, there’s something I want to tell you. Can you pretend to be my girlfriend and come home with me? Really ? Hmm, you’ve finally figured it out. You’ve finally figured it out. Let’s go home, let’s go see the family. “Long isn’t because you’ve watched too many short dramas and your brain has gone stupid. I’m talking about pretending to be a girlfriend, do you understand ? That’s fine, it’s better than Zhang Ningxi’s wild girlfriend. Shut up, you ‘re so nosy. How dare you talk to me like that? You have a girlfriend, clothes, a watch, and now you’ve bought a house and a car, you should be considered to be returning home in glory, right? Hu Xi, you’re really a rich second generation. This car must be worth several million, plus this, it ‘ll be exactly ten million . You evil rich people , watch out for being struck by lightning. Hey , isn’t this Lu Da’s campus belle? Why are you starting to sell your body now? What does that mean ? Some cars near the school gate will have drinks to attract girls. If those girls take these drinks, it’s equivalent to agreeing to go to a hotel with the other party. You can’t say anything nice from a dog’s mouth. Beautiful lady , your mineral water is only a thousand yuan a bottle. How about this, I’ll give you W, you’ll accompany me tonight, how about that? Get as far away from the earth as you can get. Hey, classmate , be gentle later, don’t get blood on my car. Be gentle later, don’t get blood on my car. Her boyfriend harassed me, I beat him up and sent him to the hospital.” This is her new boyfriend , Zhao Yue’s cousin , also an art student. It seems like rivals in the same trade are destined to clash. I ‘ve never seen such a shameless little brat in my life ! Get down here right now ! Even if I didn’t mind serving Young Master Zhao with you, what are you putting on airs for? Who do we have here ? Isn’t this the internet celebrity Hu Xi? Hey classmate, you ‘re blocking my way, get out of the way! Hey buddy , what are you pretending for? Driving a beat-up car, do you believe I’ll smash it? I’m telling you , kid, you better be sensible. Let this little girl spend the night with me . Not that I’m looking down on you , but if even a single scratch on this car, you couldn’t pay for it even if you sold it for eight lifetimes . Driving a yellowish-brown Superb 7, you think you can mess with us ? Go smash his car ! I’ll pay for it! Smash it and turn those double eyelids into single eyelids! What yellowish-brown Superb 7 ? This is a proper Porsche! Porsche, buddy
, a Porsche costs at least seven million! Not that I’m looking down on you, but have you ever seen what seven million looks like? Never seen one , but that doesn’t stop me from having one! Never seen one? But that doesn’t stop me! Hurry up, or we’ll miss dinner! Isn’t that Zhao Shao also participating in the art competition? I ‘m the top contender at Xia Mei Art Academy! I’ll take the prize while he’s down ! Lu Meina, I’m going to sleep now. At this crucial moment, you’re quite the man! Obstructing the driver is illegal! Be careful! People with heart conditions see everything as dirty . But this car is indeed quite spacious . Human anatomy and drawing details: When encountering melanin deposition, the black addition ratio is based on the actual object . What have you been studying all day? Drawing the human body? This is a rare textbook ! Only high-end 4S stores offer these kinds of free gifts. Little cutie , Mom and Dad, Clan Chief and Grandpa, son , you’re finally back! Turn off the stereo, it’s too noisy! Okay, okay, turn it off! Uncle and Aunt, hello ! This girl is really pretty! You’ve come back! Xiao Xi is really something! This is a Porsche! It cost millions! Millions! You ‘re really something! What are you talking about? Millions? Who knows if you rented or stole this car ? If you want to act rich, you need to have this in your hands, understand? Shut up ! Clan Chief and Grandpa, don’t be angry! I think my cousin is right. I brought some local specialties from the city for everyone this time . How much is this? Not much, only about five million. Mom and Dad … “Give us a share, we ‘ve received so much kindness from the villagers over the years , let’s give each family two stacks, okay? Good, good, Grandpa Clan Chief , let’s thank you for taking care of our family all these years. Good boy, Xiao Xi, that was… no, I mean , on behalf of all the elders and villagers, I want to express our heartfelt gratitude to you. You and Uncle stole our sheep and occupied our land, and now you want a share of our rice? Are you out of your mind , or am I? I’ve been in this village for so many years, with so many brothers, and I can’t beat you? Wait until the main table, don’t blame me for slapping you in the face. Xiao Xi, on behalf of all the villagers, let me first toast you, thank you for coming back and contributing to our village. Grandpa Clan Chief, please don’t be shy.” ” It ‘s my duty to do this. Come on , let me toast everyone. Wait a minute, Clan Chief , you’re being too biased! Although Hu Xi has contributed to the village , I’ve also been busy preparing this feast for everyone. Is this all I’m supposed to do? What’s all this fuss about? Don’t you see the occasion ? I’m just telling the truth. If it were n’t for me, would you all be able to enjoy this feast today? What contribution can that stinky artist with two broken pens possibly make? Shut up ! Clan Chief, Grandpa , don’t be angry. Why can only your family be superior to ours ? Can’t our family steal the spotlight? You can’t stand losing! You’re talking nonsense ! Today, I should be the one to steal the spotlight. Otherwise, let’s have a competition!” ” What cooking skills? I’ll show you how I can make a whole table of delicious food with just a paintbrush! Fine , if you can make a dish for me with your two broken paintbrushes, then all the land for our family of three belongs to you. Hello, Clan Chief Grandfather, please be my witness, I’ll assist you. Okay, what if Xiao Xi can’t make it? This kid is too competitive, he doesn’t care about anything just to save face. It’s all my fault, I shouldn’t have called him back. What a stinky painter, what kind of stinky guy is he, trying to compete with me in cooking? He went to some lousy university, he really doesn’t know his own worth, right, cousin ? Try the Nine-Turned Fatty Intestines, he actually made it! How did he do that? How is this possible? This is flour, flour, sesame seeds, cilantro, what’s this black stuff ? Wait , what ‘s wrong? You’re hiding something , this is real shit , this is real shit! Clan Chief Grandfather , take my dad to collect the land! Congratulations!” The host gains 100% approval rating, activates a critical hit of 10,000 times, receives 10 million in bank card, and receives an extra reward: a talent for face painting. Brother Tongzi is awesome! Xiao Xi , come and see what this means! Son, give me a separate page in the family genealogy ! Dad, this is too much! No, it’s not. As long as you make our village famous , I’ll write your biography too. Okay, it’s settled then. Hu Clan Genealogy , Biography of Hu Xi, 38th Generation: Hu Xi, courtesy name Keyu. He possessed extraordinary talent from a young age . Although he failed the imperial examinations, his painting skills were superb . At eighteen, his ambition and talent were truly rare in our clan. It is said that before reaching adulthood, he had extraordinary ambitions and could depict the grandeur of mountains and rivers with a brush. Even as a commoner, he dared to ask about the affairs of the world; this child will surely bring glory to our family . Alright, alright , why is this half still blank? Fill it in quickly! If you keep daydreaming here , I’ll beat your pig brain out! Fickle woman! Congratulations, host, you’ve completed the mission “Returning Home in Glory” and unlocked a new skill: ” Buy Xiaoxi! Our village’s prosperity depends entirely on you! Don’t worry, Grandpa Chief, as long as I make a move, our village will become famous throughout the country ! No rush, let’s eat and drink our fill and rest well before starting work tomorrow. Okay , Dad , good luck! Everyone, eat and drink well! Come on, Grandpa Chief , I’ll toast everyone! You can continue drinking! Eat and drink well ! Why is this child drinking so much? Xiaolu, I’m really sorry, there’s just not enough room at home, so I’m sorry to trouble you two tonight. It’s alright, Auntie , please go back and take good care of Uncle. Okay, this child smells of alcohol, I brought him some clothes, remember to have him change tomorrow morning. Okay, then I’m leaving, I’ll leave it to you then. Hey child , I’ll put your clothes here. You’ve finally fallen into my trap! Didn’t you have something to do? Didn’t you want to draw black stockings? Come on, get up and draw! Senior Ningxi, you’re so kind, open your dog eyes and look carefully at who I am! Senior Meina, this… Almost there ! You annoying brat! You did this on purpose! Hu Xi,
when are you coming back? Senior Zhang Ningxi is waiting downstairs to get your dirty clothes. Tell her to wait. Hu Xi and I are at the hotel, and we don’t know when we’ll be back. Senior Lu Meina, you little brat , tell Senior Ningxi that Hu Xi is asleep. Zhang Ningxi, what makes you better than me ? Is her figure as good as mine? Is she as good-looking as me? You little brat , you want to sleep without showering, huh? Get up and shower now ! You can’t sleep without showering! I can’t take it anymore, you have to help me shower! You’re like Pigsy marrying a wife— ugly and dreaming! You want me to help you shower? Good idea! After we shower together, you have to take responsibility for me! Okay, no problem, I promise I ‘ll get it done. Let’s go shower . Let’s go, he can’t see anyway. This guy is quite big , handsome, and well-endowed, and he knows how to flirt . It’s a pity he’s blind. Zhang Ningxi, what makes you better than me? Because you’re too fierce! Senior Ningxi is so gentle! I like her! You’re useless, you should just donate your good looks ! Oh my god, wake up! What did you do to me? Let’s shower together tonight! After you shower, you’d better take responsibility for me, okay ? No, you didn’t take advantage of me. We ‘ve already showered together, so men have to be responsible for their words . Alright , get up and get to work, you little cutie . Oh , and remember to put on your black stockings. I haven’t drawn your legs yet. Where are we going to draw them today ? Of course, at the cemetery of our Hu clan! Alright , stop talking nonsense. If you’re late , you’ll get scolded. This is the ancestral grave of our Hu clan, Grandfather . Oh, right, weren’t we going to create a trendy village? You’re here to worship our ancestors now ? Are you trying to freeload off your parents ? It’s our ancestors digging up my grave , not Hu Xi! What are you doing? Weren’t you trying to get us some traffic? Stop talking nonsense and dig ! What are you digging up? Stop talking nonsense and dig! Are you going to dig up our ancestral grave? Dig! How can we get attention if we don’t dig? I’ll do it! I’ll do it! I’ll do it! Old Hu , go check on your son! What is he doing? Xiao Xi #Xiao Xi, are you crazy? Who digs up their own ancestral grave? Dad , believe me, I will definitely make our village famous! You child , you’re being ridiculous ! Clan chief , you’re being ridiculous! For a little traffic , you ‘re even digging up your own ancestral grave ! Bring me the family tree! I want to see everything I wrote yesterday! “Tear apart this unfilial descendant! He should be expelled from the family! Clan Chief Hu Xi, you’re messing around ! Don’t come any closer! I’m going to dig up some antiques today ! Clan Chief, I told you I don’t trust him! I suggest he be expelled from the Hu clan! Expelled from the Hu clan ! There it is! Look , this really is an antique! Usually used for sacrifices ! There’s an ancient tomb! My son is amazing , isn’t he? Quick, call and report this ! The rest of you, keep digging ! Keep digging! Keep digging ! Be careful ! Be careful! Don’t break it! Be gentle! This is a treasure my son found! A freshly unearthed ancient tomb ! The auspicious aura is overflowing! Welcome everyone to come and pay homage! You really guessed right, kid ! Hu Xi, you didn’t rob a tomb before, did you? Robbed my foot! This is my family’s ancestral grave ! How could I not know? Okay, stop standing there ! Quickly, dance a little ! We won’t draw your legs today, we’ll film you with our phones! Dance here ! What? You just promised me and now you want to go back on your word? Dance right there ! Dad , my classmate and I are recording a video to promote our hometown ! I’ve already set up the camera , just stand there and don’t block my view!” Move a little to the right, okay, okay, are you ready? Let’s start the black stockings school beauty dancing on the grave. This wave of traffic is definitely going to be huge , but it seems we’re still missing two mascots. Perfect timing to test my drawing talent. Clan chief, grandpa, good things are coming, good things are coming again. Xiao Xi, will this work? Don’t worry, the flower bag is hot and beautiful. If it doesn’t work, I’ll invest another 100,000 yuan in Douyin. I don’t believe it won’t become popular. Dance well, this is for the village’s publicity. #FollowingInTheMiddle## JustFollowingIn# Cai Xin, come on, listen to my command. Music , go, collect. I’ll go to the hotel later to give you a massage as a reward, little cutie Q. Related Searches @You guys, this video is really popular. It has over a million likes. Don’t forget, I’m qualified to do a solo video. The man with the family tree on one page, okay? The man with the family tree on one page , when are you going to give me a massage? You just said you ‘d take your clothes off now , perfect timing, I need to review the human anatomy . Want to run? Feeling good ? Use a little more force! Ah, so good! This painting talent really works! I’m so familiar with shoulder structure now , a massage is a breeze. So professional , you didn’t learn that from Senior Zhang Ningxi, did you? Hey, no, why are you bringing up Senior Ningxi again? But you know what, I kind of miss her. If I
‘d known, I would have asked Senior Ningxi to come and help. Senior Ningxi is at school, she can’t come. Ouch, stop it. I guess my parents are here. Here comes Senior Ningxi, hello ! Hu Junior Ningxi, Senior Sister, you’re here! I saw your video and came over from my travels. I happened to be watching and heard your room number. No need to bother you , please come in! Oh no, I forgot about that. How about we grab a bite together? Let’s clear things up and avoid any misunderstandings. I think we can be really good friends. Impossible! That expression, that look… Oh no! Senior Ningxi, this time you’re up to no good! I’ve fallen into a hellish situation! Heavens, save me! (The following appears to be a separate, unrelated question/comment): I need to find a butt model and complete a butt drawing task within half an hour. Reward: Butt Drawing Talent. (The following appears to be a separate, unrelated question/ comment): Brother Tongzi , no , I really want to try , but you have to consider the situation. My backyard butt is currently… They’ve all burned out, and you want me to draw a butt ? Ugh! Normally , those two definitely wouldn’t let me draw them , but today , maybe Hu Xi will. You can only choose one of them. Who do you choose? You really can only choose one. Which of you two is willing to be my butt model and work with me to create a truly exhilarating artistic masterpiece ? Okay, then I’ll have to ask the receptionist for help. I ‘m willing, but I can’t take my clothes off. Don’t worry , I can take them off. My figure is better than hers, my butt shape is better. Draw me ! Ugh! Okay , draw you two. No, that ‘s not it . I have to draw whose butt shape is better so we can compare. Okay , that’s right. The three of us, let’s live our lives well! Better than anything else . Ready? No pose? You two look like you’re sworn enemies. Come closer, how am I supposed to draw? It’s only this small piece of paper, right? Butt, lift your butt up a bit. Okay , ready? It’s time to try my new skill , Ma Liang’s magic brush . No, this is too scary . Stop here. Got it ? What are you doing? Getting a new piece of paper? This can be used as paper too ? Too fancy, be careful not to crash. Kato’s magic finger. Stop here. Activation . Congratulations, host, you have completed the mission. Reward: Buttocks, face, painting talent. Leaves can really be used as paper. Just trying to please me. Don’t actually believe it, junior . I really like this work. Can you give it to me? Sure, I can. It ‘s me in there. Why should I give it to you ? Oh , here we go again. How about you two each take half? No , this is a complete work. How can you take half? Yes , you’ve finished drawing. Now tell me, whose drawing is better? This drawing should belong to the winner. Tell me, whose drawing is better ? God, are you possessed by a toad ? Can you open your mouth and say something? Um, I can’t help it. Who got whose drawing? This time I won’t let you get away with it. You’re like a toad yawning, full of bravado! If I can’t handle this, I can at least avoid it. If you’re in trouble, go home to Mom. Dad, did I bother you ? No, my son ! My son! He’s been focused on his work since he was little, studying art for years. He’s just like me in matters of the heart— very focused. Oh, Dad, it seems this guy is not only good at art, but also has some skills in life. Don’t look around, it’s bad for your eyes! Our village is really popular now, lots of experts and tourists have come . This female reporter is here to interview you. Interviewer , female reporter, please come in, I’m leaving now. Let’s go see our newly acquired land. Your mom also found a whole bunch of souvenirs I bought, planning to set up a stall and make some money. Okay , Dad , you two go make some money. Whether I become a rich second generation depends on you two. Okay, I ‘m leaving . Oh, wait, right: although our family is poor, we’ve been poor with integrity for generations . You absolutely mustn’t be a scumbag! Okay, okay, Dad, let’s go. You old rascal ! Remember to help me spread the word, so I can make more money! No need to be so honest. I’ll sit down and we’ll begin. Hello everyone, today we have the privilege of interviewing a recently viral internet celebrity painter, Little Mustache. Hello Little Mustache, people online say your paintings are not very serious, they ‘re…creepy. What do you mean? People with heart conditions see everything as dirty. It seems Little Mustache is very confident in his artistic pursuits. So, I’d like to ask where your creative inspiration comes from. Such a serious topic , I’m sure it won’t go wrong. Inspiration comes from women , oh wait, I mean goddesses. It has to be two , and in a hotel room. It has to be two , and in a hotel. Don’t talk nonsense. Is there a problem? No problem , it’s just a little bit too much for censorship. NE/TV , let’s talk about something serious. What do you think of those art students who work very hard but aren’t very talented? Actually, seeing them burying themselves in their paintings every day, forgetting to eat and sleep, makes me feel very ashamed. Why ? Well, maybe it’s because I paint so well that I’m always neglecting my studies. Besides scrolling through Douyin, I’m always looking at beautiful women. Everyone, please don’t follow my example! Everyone, please… Don’t follow my example! The last question should be about your strengths: how do you view the relationship between art and pretentiousness ? Superficial art can’t be described as pretentious! Art is sacred and glorious , and young people should not only learn art well but also establish correct values. If your values are correct, I think you’re just shameless. Okay, thank you for the interview . It was a waste of time ; not a single sentence passed the review. If you ‘re going to broadcast this part , remember to Photoshop my face. I’ve been eating a bit too much lately and gained weight. No problem , looks are just your least significant advantage. Wow, I’m leaving now; I have to rush to film the ancient tomb excavation site. Okay , I’ll see you off. Bye- bye-bye! Oh well, being invincible is just so lonely , so incredibly lonely ! You two, stop fighting ! Being invincible is so incredibly lonely! Excellent painters pursue fame and fortune, but they must also maintain their original intentions. Please accept the new task, host , do a good deed, use good deeds to cleanse your inner restlessness. Task completion reward: New skill, ” Creating Something from Nothing,” the magic brush. Ma Liang can only draw inanimate objects and things that exist in the real world. “Creating something from nothing can truly give life to a drawing and allow the host to share everything they want. In other words, with this skill, I can turn beautiful girls into real people! Oh, that’s great! My two-dimensional dream goddesses can finally come to the three-dimensional world and enjoy themselves! You two, do you have any difficulties? Just ask, and I’ll help you solve them. Xiao Xizi, what are you doing here? I don’t have any difficulties , it’s just that my mom was in a car accident half a year ago and lost both her legs. Could you come back with me to see if she can draw two legs? No, I just saw you and Uncle Hu and it reminded me a bit. If you don’t want to, that ‘s fine. If you want to go , let’s go back now. Hey, you guys go back. I also want to go home. I have something to do. Hey Dad, what ? Dancing on a grave? That’s the script. You can scold me, but
you can’t scold my junior! It’s all your fault. I’ll deal with you properly when we get back to school. Hey, Senior Mina, Senior Mina seems to have been scolded. Should we help explain? No, don’t misunderstand.” Senior Sister Mina: That’s just her being cute, you don’t understand. Let’s go home and visit Auntie . Oh, it’s a message from Senior Sister Mina . By the way , junior , do we really not need to explain for Mina? You two are really funny. You bicker as soon as you meet, and you still miss each other even after you ‘ve finally separated. You still have the mind to joke around. Anyway, you don’t understand our girls’ relationships. Don’t worry , I just sent her a message and explained everything. This is my damn charm . Let’s go , don’t keep coming to see me. Look at me. Hey , you guys need to learn how to handle things yourselves. This is Auntie. Oh , right, Liu Wenbo, what are you doing here ? Trying to steal my house? Want Auntie to help you chase after your little tagalong ? Hu Xi and Lu Mina kissed in public . Ningxi must be furious and will never talk to that Hu Xi again. (Mom , Hu Xi ) Hu Xi, why are you here ? Why are you here? ” Shouldn’t I be asking you that , Liu Wenbo ? I already told you I don’t like you, so why are you harassing my mom at my house ? Ningxi , don’t say that. Wenbo is a sensible kid, he even knows to come and see my senior. This is your auntie, she looks so young and beautiful. If you hadn’t told me, I would have thought she was your sister. Oh, look how well this kid talks! No, Auntie , to be honest, this is my junior , Hu Xi. He’s incredibly good at drawing, and he’s even a social media influencer who’s made his whole village famous. Oh, what an excellent kid! Mom ,
how about I have him draw one for you too? Draw your legs on him! Hu Xi, Hu Xi, thank you! Auntie didn’t like taking pictures before, and after I became paralyzed, I like it even less. My only wish is to be able to stand up again someday. It’s just a pity that Auntie is okay. As long as you don’t give up, there’s always hope. You can draw? What’s so great about that? If you’re so capable, can you heal Auntie’s legs? Liu Wenbo , shut up! Auntie found a miracle doctor …” “I can help you stand up. Look at Auntie’s legs, they’re like this. If you want to cure them, it’ll have to be a miracle . There are miracles, Auntie is one. If you lose your legs, you can get a prosthesis or a transplant. There are many ways to stand up. Thank you for your kindness. The miracle doctor is here. This is the patient you mentioned. Take a look, let me take your pulse . The miracle doctor is here. Since you’re here, let him take your pulse. Hmph, you’re good at drawing? What good is drawing? Miracle doctor, how come, there’s no cure. The lower half of his body is completely necrotic. A transplant is impossible. Don’t worry, child, didn’t we already know this would happen? Miracle doctor, please think of another way. Did n’t you cure tens of thousands of disabled people before? Why can’t you do it today? The situation is too bad. I can’t do anything either. This is true. Even if Bian Que were resurrected, he couldn’t help . You liar, you dead liar, get out of here ! Liu Wenbo, what are you doing? He can’t even help with this little bit. What kind of miracle doctor is he? If he can’t help, how am I supposed to win over Zhang Ningxi? Auntie, I can cure your illness .” “What a load of bull! This lousy artist thinks he’s some kind of god! Young man, don’t be so frivolous. You won’t succeed in chasing girls this way . After all, patients can’t really be cured. My legs… My legs have grown back ! Mom, your legs are healed! Daughter , help me up! Okay , this is absolutely impossible! Hu Xi, how did you do that? This is amazing ! This is a miracle! I can stand up! Mom, this won’t work. I can’t feel it at all , and I can’t control it . Still no good! There’s absolutely no blood circulation in my lower body ! What does that mean ? It means your legs are only for show , not for use. Can the miracle doctor still cure them? Auntie’s legs are my drawing. I said there’s hope, so there is ! Hu Xi, is this real? Of course, it’s fabricated ! Hu Xi, stop being so mysterious! Haven’t you fooled Auntie enough? Ningxi, these are all magic tricks, fake! Don’t believe him! I’ll find an even more powerful miracle doctor to help ! Auntie, stand up and walk a few steps, try it ! Really? Really! I can tell from the pulse that you’re cured! Isn’t this magic? How can amputation really be cured?” Ugh, I still can’t feel its presence . I can’t control it. Could it be that I saw it wrong? I told you it was magic, but he still fooled me. Mom, Auntie, snake, snake, snake, snake, feeding the child until it died, and you only came to nurse now? What a terrible doctor! (Part 1) A small problem , handled by snake Mom , your leg is healed, healed
my leg. Oh, my leg is healed . Hu Xi, thank you so much! Auntie, you’re welcome, it’s nothing. You’re amazing , but no matter what, I must catch up with you. Hmph, little brother, how did you do that? Can you teach me? I ‘ll become your apprentice. I can’t teach you this because it’s magic . Magic. I’ll give you money and become your apprentice. That’s all I can say. Do I need to buy art supplies ? I want to learn to paint. Auntie, I’m hungry. Is there anything to eat? Yes, Auntie will cook for you herself. Come on, Auntie, I’ll help you. You sit down and give Auntie a chance. Walk more. Hey, okay , Ningxi, don’t be busy. I can manage by myself. Hu Xi, is your competition about to start? Tomorrow afternoon, don’t worry, I’ll definitely win the championship. You’ll probably see my statue at school next month ! Pshaw, who wants to see you? You ‘re so narcissistic, Hu Xi! This is Auntie’s specialty, a local delicacy —stir-fried Bok Choy! Try it! You won’t see little devils after eating it, will you ? Try it ! Mmm, delicious! Mmm, delicious! Eat more ! Oh, so sensible! Feed me the first bite! The table is talking! The first bite is nothing! I’m already full before it even hit the table! It tastes good! Take another bite! I want some ! Senior, you monster! Oh dear, this Bok Choy isn’t cooked properly again, is it? Mom ! Oh dear, how come this little pig is so fat? How come it’s flying so high? Star! Oh dear, it’s even dancing the Little Swan! Hahaha! Oh no, I can’t lift them by myself! How are they going to the hospital? Kissing releases dopamine , inducing an adrenaline surge, which helps with… ” Quickly expel toxins. This person’s nickname is from the medical school, so it shouldn’t be a lie, right? Senior, why did you take your clothes off? It’s embarrassing. Never mind, senior , what are you doing? Are n’t you eating? Why are you eating? Don’t talk nonsense. I was just saving you. You’re poisoned! Poisoned! Oh, senior , auntie is even more poisoned. You need to save her! You need to help me get my mom to the hospital ! Ah , no, just a kiss ! Hey , let’s go to the hospital. You sit, you sit. Auntie, auntie, you sit, you sit. This time , it’s really thanks to Xiaoxi. Otherwise, something really serious would have happened. Hmm, it’s okay . Hey, I feel something’s strange. You ate quite a lot too . Why weren’t you poisoned ? Oh , maybe it’s because I was lucky . I ate a few bites that were cooked. Oh, so only a few pieces of that dish weren’t cooked. Right, Mom , you don’t need to eat the rest. Okay, then , you two can chat for a while. I’ll go book a restaurant. Okay , auntie, bye-bye . Senior , thank you for what you did. I was…” I just wanted to save you, don’t overthink it. Besides, I should thank you, thank you for curing my mom’s leg. Well
, we’re even now, we’re even . You bastard Hu Xi , that was my first kiss ! Alright, I’m going back to the competition. You stay home with your aunt . Oh , congratulations, host, you’ve unlocked a new mission ! Find a model teacher willing to sacrifice herself for a thrilling life drawing session! Mission complete! Reward: Hands, arms, shoulders, drawing talent ! Wow, system brother, you’re awesome! The rewards are so generous this time ! But what else is there about this life drawing ? It’s just a small matter . I’m about to have a competition, right? If I win, could you give me a small reward? Like, like being my model again ? You wish! I’ve already drawn your feet, legs, and buttocks. I even gave you my first kiss . What else do you want to draw? No way! You ‘re like a powder keg, okay ? I’ll go ask Senior Mina. I mean, tell me which one you want to draw, and I’ll think about it. You’re going too far! Okay, I’ll ask Senior Mina. Oh , okay, I promise you . Okay, then it’s settled. I’m going to take the exam now. Bye, Senior! Oh no, why did I just agree to him? His drawing skills are really good; he won the championship! What should I do? Oh , where’s Hu Xi ? Oh, he went to the competition and left before I could say goodbye. Oh well, this kid is really excellent . Now that he’s in college, he can even date. I think Hu Xi is a pretty good kid. Mom, you’re talking nonsense. Mom, you’re talking nonsense. I don’t like him at all. And he’s shy! Oh, I remember this art competition was broadcast live. I want to see my future son-in-law’s drawing skills. My newly bought house has been burgled before I even moved in. No way, I’ll catch the thief first , then I can take the exam . This is the empire I conquered ! Oh my god , they’ve already stolen everything and they’re still not leaving! I’m taking a shower in my bathroom! This is too arrogant! Why is the thief using a beauty to get away with this ? “You pervert! I underestimated her before. Turns out she has such a great figure! If you keep staring, I’ll punch your eyeballs out !” Wait, wait, no , wait, isn’t this my house? What are you afraid of? Tell me honestly , what are you doing here ? Are you after my beauty? I’ve left a bunch of food in the kitchen , and some antiques I just found. Congratulations on your housewarming! The antiques are gone ! The Imperial Seal? Why is it broken? Congratulations, host! You’ve found the lost Imperial Seal of the State! Restoration complete! Reward: A box of ultramarine pigment ore. This seal is real , and the system is really generous! Ultramarine is a rare pigment ore; a thumb-sized piece can sell for hundreds of thousands , and it’s priceless. This is a work of art, supposedly from when Empress Dowager Cixi escaped the palace and it ended up among the common people. The material is also quite valuable. Take it and play with it. Never mind, I’ll restore it first. Oh right, this is a cultural relic and has to be handed over . Hey , is this a museum? I found the Imperial Seal of the State ! Could you please come to my house and pick it up? I’ve sent you the location. Are you crazy? Can you paint beautiful pictures? Jin, I believe you dare to forge the Imperial Seal of the State? Don’t talk nonsense . Let’s see if it’s real. You’ve lost your livelihood at Senior Sister Ningxi’s house. Where are the things you bought ? The kitchen not only has vegetables but also various seasonings. I spent a lot of money to fill your kitchen. You have to reimburse me. I’ll go check it out. Let me tell you a secret. The raw material for the Imperial Seal of the State is actually potatoes. There were no potatoes in that dynasty. Before you lie, at least do some research . Illiterate, stay away , don’t get blood splattered on you. Is this all you’ve got? You can only fool the blind at most. Watch out, the magic brush Ma Liang is activated. I’m going to … # You’re impressed. The shop looks like it , but a eunuch can never become an emperor. This only looks like it. It’ll be exposed as soon as you touch it. Don’t even mention the history experts in the museum. So much nonsense. Congratulations, host, you’ve completed the task. Reward: one box of ultramarine pigment ore. Extra: head painting talent. Wow, Brother Tong is awesome! These two boxes must be worth hundreds of millions. Hello , hello, I am Bo. “Museum, please come in. You ‘re alone? Yes, I came up to check the situation first. I arranged for two hundred bodyguards to escort you downstairs. Such a big fuss ! Oh no, the experts really came. How am I going to explain this lousy potato carving ? This is the Imperial Seal of the State ! Wait, wait , I’m sorry, you’d better find some time to leave. There are over two hundred people waiting to arrest you downstairs! It’s actually the real Imperial Seal of the State! A treasure that has been unearthed for thousands of years has seen the light of day again. How did he do that ? Is it magic again? From now on, your name will be bound to this cultural relic and will be passed down for eternity. What’s going on? That’s not important. The important thing is, can you help me talk to the school and give me a few extra credits ? No problem , no problem. Young man , I’ll take this national treasure to the museum first. We’ll discuss your reward carefully. Wait, wait, my car is out of gas. Can I hitch a ride with you? I’m in a hurry for my exam. No problem , thanks, brother. I’ll go for a walk too. Showing off , Qi Baishi Cup National Art Competition. My
brother, isn’t that…” That internet celebrity? It feels like everyone knows me. Don’t you know you’re a big internet celebrity with five million followers? Wow, such a rapid increase in followers! That ‘s impressive passive income ! Isn’t this the big internet celebrity with the mustache? What are you doing here, making a fool of yourself ? If you don’t want that mouth, I can tear it off for you! Hey Nana, you’re really good at talking! I hope you can maintain this attitude in bed , that would be exciting! Hehe, when the competition starts, I’ll teach him a lesson. He ‘s still bragging. Do you even have the skills? Just let me lose. If you can beat me, I’ll livestream myself eating, but if you lose, she has to serve me in bed. Is President Zhou of the Great Xia Calligraphy Association more skilled than Professor Xu? Professor Xu is at most in the top ten. President Zhou… He’s firmly in first place nationwide! Whether it’s his calligraphy and painting skills or his status, Professor Xu is no less than him. Hey kid, you know quite a lot! But there’s something you don’t know: I ‘m Chairman Zhou’s personal disciple! I’ve received his true teachings! That means if I win the championship , it’s equivalent to beating Chairman Zhou! I’ll be number one nationwide! Hey, you’ve been drinking! I’m talking to you! Classmates, the competition is about to begin. Please take your seats. The theme for this competition is “True or False.” Hey Zhou, what do you mean by changing the theme on the spot? I’m the chairman , I decide! Two hours for creation , no restrictions! The results will be determined by votes from the live audience, online viewers, and judges. Let’s begin! First, let’s see what this guy is drawing! Let’s see what he’s doing ! Old Xu, I heard you brought a celebrity student. I don’t think that’ll work! You became chairman through underhanded tricks . We old guys can’t beat you , but today we’ll definitely give you a good slap in the face! If this kid can win the championship , I’ll give him the chairmanship! Do n’t back out! I’ve put in so much effort for this championship ! Hu Xi, Hu Xi! Do you have any food I can borrow? I’ll use it to show off later. Report , teacher , I’m done drawing. This kid is really good. Hu Xi won’t lose, right? Zhao Tai’s use of light and shadow has reached its peak , even surpassing President Zhou. Hu Xi hasn’t practiced this theme before . Hmm, is this really okay for his first time ? Report, teacher , I ‘m withdrawing. I’m withdrawing too. Sigh, this guy is pretty strong. All the contestants have withdrawn. Hey kid , why don’t you withdraw too ? Leave some dignity. We’ve endured this long. If I just draw a few strokes now, I can at least secure second place nationwide. At least I still have some dignity left. Let me withdraw. Hilarious! You drew so ugly, Hu Xi! Were you doing this on purpose? What is this ? Even a dog I brought here could draw better than this! Dude, dogs can’t be drawn , they just bark. This garbage you drew is an insult to the competition! This is the real deal! How about drawing better than a dog? Ugliness is the real deal! Hu Xi, you’re something else! Good for you, kid! I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me . Don’t be so smug! My drawing is pretty good too. Who’s the champion isn’t decided yet! Since everyone’s finished drawing , let’s start voting! Wait, my work isn’t finished yet! What, you still have something to do? Actually, my real… The skill isn’t in this painting , but in this: the brush is made of paper! Hu Xi, you’re amazing! Using a paper brush ! “You …you’re a Ouija board spirit! Kid, how did you do that? That’s incredible ! This match is a sure win for Little Mustache! Hu Xi, champion! I knew Little Mustache was the best! This reversal is even more eye-opening than the magic trick before! Little Mustache is awesome! Chairman Zhou , shouldn’t you vote for the audience? Hu Xi is the real chairman ! What do you want with me? Chairman Zhou, did I win? This is malicious assault! Aren’t you afraid of getting arrested? Stop slandering me! What does this have to do with me? Baby , I’ll give you some face, so you’ll obediently accompany me!” I guarantee Hu Xi will be fine after a good night’s sleep. I’m just asking you , can you take a beating? Hurry up and leave, I can’t hold out much longer . Believe me or not , I can beat you bunch of little minions with this paintbrush alone! Oh my god, why did the brush break? Hahaha, I already tampered with this broken brush! What’s going on? Trying to fool netizens into attacking me with a few lousy paintings ? You’re so naive . Okay, today I’ll show you how I can beat you all with just one painting. Come on, guys, let ‘s see how he acts! Kato’s divine finger, absolute color sense, millimeter-level detail, skillful painting— just the right touch. Start! This speed is faster than a car on the highway! “Speed is so fast! How did you do that? What is this? Lingbo Weibu? Get Chairman Zhou sorted out! My student’s painting isn’t bad, is it? It ‘s really good. I admit you painted it really well , but what’s the use? This isn’t real Nezha. Can it protect you? Go and break his legs for me, hurry up ! In ancient times, there was the finishing touch to a dragon painting; now there’s an art competition where Nezha flies to the sky and spreads his faith. Hu Xi, how did you do it? You’re so amazing ! It just so happens that besides being an excellent painter , I’m also a very excellent magician. Is it difficult to paint Nezha ? Or are you just pretending? Champion, champion, champion, champion, champion, low-key . I’m all gone. I’m all gone. I’m all gone . My future is gone too. Hu Xi , you broke my wings , I will destroy your paradise. Lu Meina, I will definitely sleep with you . Okay, okay, one by one, everyone has one. Come on , okay, congratulations, host, your cumulative recognition has reached ten million. Reward : Painting the abdomen, back, and neck.” The extra reward for
B is a bank card balance explosion of 100,000 times! Wow, so much money and so much painting talent! I’m just one step away from painting beautiful women! Senior Ningxi, I’m here! Junior, congratulations on winning the championship! I’m going to book a hotel room and I’ll send you the room number later: · That ‘s too good! · I have something to do, I’ll go first, I’ll take the picture another day. Hey hahaha, I’m going first. Why are you leaving so soon? I don’t want the reward. What reward? A master’s and bachelor’s degree admission notice from a top national college and an appointment letter as president of the calligraphy association. Your statue is also being built. 24K pure gold, that ‘s good! Old Xu, but I’m not interested in your calligraphy association . It’s full of old people. Can you help me manage it ? And this storytelling, can you help me pick the best one ? Hey handsome, can I add your contact information? Of course! No, you can’t let go even if it hurts ! Are you a dog? You can’t resist meat , can you? Hey , didn’t you say you needed something? Why did you bring me to the hotel ? Can you stop being so narcissistic ? I came to find Senior Ningxi to do figure drawing together. You two don’t even hide from people anymore , huh? You’re a shameless adulterer , the world is going to the dogs! Don’t be so sullen, I despise you! Stop right there! You think you can just leave me behind and run away? Senior Ningxi, you want to be intimate with me alone? Dream on ! I mean , will there be any problems dealing with Hu Xi like this ? My cousin is here , what are you afraid of? These two women made the wrong choice and should pay the price. Senior Ningxi, are you there? Well, I’m coming in! Zhao Tai, surprise ! Surprise ! Unexpected! Don’t move! Don’t worry, he can’t beat me, wait for me! Lu Meina, Senior Meina, requesting backup ! Hmph, Zhao Tai, I’m warning you! If you don’t want to be disfigured, you’d better raise your hands and surrender, otherwise… otherwise … What? It ‘s not Zhao Tai, you… “Come at me if you have a problem! You three grown men are bullying two little girls! Ugh, I’m really ashamed of you. Shut your mouth ! Being ashamed is the least of our worries right now. Because of you, we’ve all lost face. Yeah, right. But whatever it is, come at me first. Let the two little girls go. Okay , but you can only choose one . Choose, Great Painter. I choose her. I’m not afraid of these three lackeys. If they dare do anything to me, I’ll take their lives. Hu Xi, choose Meina. She shouldn’t be here today . It’s all because of me that she’s been dragged into this. You’re quite loyal, choose her , choose her! No, wait, choose her, choose her, choose her! I’ll make a short film for you two! Sit down and choose quickly , or neither of you will leave! Kids make choices. Today I want both of them ! No , buddy, you’re using this broken pen to paint us? Hu Xi, are you possessed? I thought you were going to pull out a dagger. Turns out you want to use this paintbrush against us!” You’ve been learning magic for a few days, look how awesome you are! You’re so cute, little one too! I’m not a villain in this short film , and I won’t do anything illegal. I’m planning to send you on a trip . Where to? The Anywhere Door! I plan to send you to the moon! The moon, dude, do you know how much a pre-sold moon landing ticket costs? Five million dollars !
Dollar, if you can send the three of us to the moon, I will thank you before it’s too late. Really, maybe we can still be famous throughout the ages. Aren’t you very capable? Come on, send us the moon, send any door to the moon, welcome you Hu Xi , they really sent it to the moon . It seems like bragging at first glance, do you really believe it? Hey, let me go. What kind of lens is that? They are people. God, they must be aliens. That’s great. We have discovered aliens. Who said they are famous? Qiangu , then let’s give him five million dollars. I will never see Ningxi again. I’ll stab you to death. Hu Xi , are you a god? You’re so good . Stop talking nonsense and get down to business. If you don’t see him again, I have to beat them until their parents don’t recognize them. Hu Xi, why don’t we draw Mina senior sister Mina senior sister again? Why don’t you go back first ? I know we have a good relationship , but it can’t affect my progress. How about you ? It ‘s just studying human anatomy. We’ve all
showered together, what am I afraid of? Okay, you do n’t have
to force yourself. You can go first. No , no, I’m not forcing myself . Here we go again. Hu Xi , I’m going to shower first. I’m going too. No, you two, if you keep looking around, I ‘ll dig those two black beads out of your eye sockets. Uh, okay, okay, I ‘m ready. Take off the towel. Okay, what are you looking around for? If you keep looking around, I’ll dig those two black beads out of your eye sockets. Uh, okay, okay , I’m ready. Take off the towel. Okay , hey, why aren’t you all naked? What are you thinking? Where are you? Hurry up and draw . After you finish drawing , we can go shopping. You two are back together . What nonsense are you talking about ? We didn’t have anything going on. We just agreed that we would go shopping. Do whatever you want. Does that mean I can go out and flirt with girls? You ‘re not kidding, you’re kidding. You can’t take a joke? Come on, I’m ready. Get into position. Back to back. Hurry up. Please, please. Yes, yes, like this . Lift it up a little more. Lift it up a little more. Hey, Yan, push your chest forward a little. The harem affairs are finally resolved. After finishing this, I have to thank those three on the moon. Congratulations, host, for completing the human figure drawing task ! Reward: Hand, arm, and shoulder drawing talent. Host has unlocked all human figure drawing talents and can now challenge their weaknesses. Finally, this day has come! Since you were unwilling to sacrifice yourselves, I had to imagine it myself. Are you done yet? I’m tired of standing here. Okay , let me see. Hey, wait, isn’t this… I’m leaving first. If you dare to steal my drawing, we’ll take a shower. Don’t even think about running away , Lao Xu! Hey ,
you’re here ! This isn’t right. I see two heads. You’re mistaken, there are three ! Good heavens , are you planning to build me into Nezha? You’ll see for yourself! Wow, Professor Xu, why are there statues of both of us here ? Chairman Hu’s current achievements are inseparable from your support. Therefore, after discussion, the college’s calligraphy and painting association and the museum have decided to jointly fund the construction of a statue for each of you. Not a single admission notice will be missing . In addition, regarding your donation of the jade seal, the school has decided to hold an award ceremony for you. Your name will be passed down for ten thousand years, just like the jade seal. You’re on the right track, Lao Xu! Alright , I have to get busy now. I’ll try to finish this set of sculptures as soon as possible. Are n’t you two going to thank me ? What nonsense are you thinking now? How about I take a loss and ask you two for a small reward , like a kiss from each of you? Hmm, sure, but you have to close your eyes. Okay , it’s Sunday today, time for you to enjoy yourselves. Hey, aren’t you two playing with fire here?
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落榜艺术生不去德国搞政治，觉醒什么几把玩意儿？
FM is not pleasing to the eye..😅😅😅
[衰]拜託女演員不要面對美顏手機 應該是要看著男演員的正臉 化妝品盡量買純植物提煉的 美瞳跟假睫毛改用日拋式 如果預算充裕 男演員請選擇台灣人 肇因是台灣人的講話腔調比較適合劇情
แรกๆก็เหมือนจะดี ดูไปดูมา พระเอกเริ่มไร้สาระ ปัญญาอ่อน บ้าบอ ขึ้นไปเลื่อยๆ ไม่มีความจริงจังเลย
He deserves to be reported for making currency. Showing off also requires skill, blindly showing off gets you in trouble 😂 Getting on two boats simultaneously will trip you sooner or later 😅
劇本其實可以，但導演和演員的演技一般
斷支重生，都不會懷疑
太唬扯= =
兩位女主雖是中等美女，但各有特色還不錯看
勉强可以看， 双女主颜值🎉
這部讓新人練習演技用的…
很多時候看得都覺得替他們尷尬😯
這戲算還可以
這部是給新人練習的
這戲女主們都很漂亮
アホみたいに血を吹くな😂
一天天的都是些让美女碰新人男主，但是美女嘛，还真只是还行
無中生有技能畫畫就能讓雙腿殘疾的人長出雙腿，這編劇把怪力亂神推到另一個層次啊！私心覺得檸溪比較正！😁
編劇是有點功力的，能把這麼無聊的主題編出一系列情節，算是想像力豐富了，但還是有點無聊，沒什麼驚喜，空閑的可看，沒時間的快逃。
這鹿美娜顏值真慘只能給59分 脖子以下還不錯 脖以下給90分
突然很想學畫畫，不然當個攝影師也好😊😊😊
張檸溪，鹿美娜，
2：影片有男女沒有打上名字以及影片有很多從播
3：影片有很多插播