New City For The Simpsons #simpsons
Homer had just found a parking spot, but the moment he tried to get out of the car, another car behind him was aiming for the same space. Homer pulled the handbrake, fixed his rear view mirror, and then started fixing his hair. The car behind him was nervously waiting for Homer to leave. Then Homer took out a map, and pretended to check the route. The car behind was getting ready to cut in, but Homer pulled out a pen, drew eyeliner, stared at it for a moment, didn’t like it, and wiped it all off. Finally unable to take it anymore. The car behind came closer, and asked, “Are you leaving or not?” Homer calmly smiled and replied, “I never said I was leaving.” The Simpsons then arrived at a newly popular gourmet street. The tram there was known for not hurting even if it bumped into people, so Homer decided to test it. After they finally boarded the tram, Marge took a stack of gift cards out of a bag, placed next to her, and told everyone to pick one and use it. Homer picked a bakery gift card and instantly dashed into the nearby bakery at the speed of light.
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