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These just keep getting better and better and even got me to buy and read the light novels. And yeah they call noble fencer's sword aluminum in them, and you will hear him scream each time you read it.
So did the show change its animation? Because lizard priest suddenly looks kind of cute. I think it's his eyes? Point is I don't like it.
This episode perfectly captured how little I enjoyed hearing Wizard Boy speak in the original show
"I should have been a better person sooner." jfc wasn't expecting that. i felt that. a lot.
3:24 Every interaction between Priestess and Lizard Priest is just pure gold. She's trying. She's trying so hard.
i KNEW stupid wizard boy was related to top of her class dead wizard girl from TITAN STOOOOOOOORRRMMM! STORMING ON THE TITANS
Pretty wholesome spearguy being concerned about his guild bro
“I should have been a better person sooner.” Man… He knows he’s better now. He knows wouldn’t make the same mistake… But he still has to live with it.
If Wizard Boy is Magic Girl’s brother, that definitely explains why he’s such a bitchy dumbass. Must run in the family
Am I losing my mind or do I keep hearing the first few notes of the Ring Theme from LotR?
6:33 Ahh yes I have seen this before, the Dwarven poop sock trap! Diabolical! (Note: If your poop is anywhere near this color, please go see your doctor and book a colonoscopy ASAP)
ok shit the last scene already hits pretty hard in the original and you guys make it hit harder wtf
YOU'RE VIDEO ARE THE ANIME IT SELF
Still my favorite abridged series.
"Not as good as a rock, or diggy hole…" Got me good!
Wow, is this the first time we hear Lizardpriest swearing?
What the hell guys? I didn't come here for feels
Wait are you saying, that they screamed the entire time, because that screaming is outside the frequencies goblins can hear!?
Sigh…..I'm bout to hands free😮💦
Its never a war crime the first time.
Excellent script.
We have been blessed with peak once more!
I forgot how much he looks like Negi Springfield.
AFTER YEARS I FINALLY UNDERSTAND DIGGY HOLE!!! which is crazy that it took so long because its like my anthem now.
Was not expecting that last line hit like a truck like it did "I should've been a better person sooner" will haunt me for days
its actually surreal how this abridge ep gave hime just a bit more depth. thanks guys. love your work.
12:45 dwarfs gets really wants to dig e hole
Damn, top notch 👌
WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ENDING HOLY SH-
I'm a simple man, I see Grimmjack Goblin Slayer Abridged; I like, comment, and watch the entire thing over again! God bless y'all and the work you put into making such fantastic videos for us to enjoy! Thank you.
Goblin Slayer's vision is based on movement. Goblin Slayer is a T-Rex confirmed? 15:11
You forgot the first steps of the scientific method, GS.
I didn't hear not hypothesis to your experiment.
Oh, and no methods, discussions or conclusion section.
No, "free goblins" doesnt count as a conclusion.
“Dear earth mommy🙏”
0:03: Pain….. Literally pain for Mr.Dwarf 😂
3:52: GIANT BLOB, AND OILED UP!?
Goblin Slayer! you 🤣
Well that ending hit to close to home 😢❤