窮小伙相親被羞辱後，竟能聽見動物們的心聲，動物全成他的情報網！一路開掛逆天改命，救下美女總裁被一見鍾情，從此事業飆升、愛情雙收！#爽文
hi Earning 3,000 a month, why go on blind dates? This is such a waste of my time snort These days, if you don’t have money, you’ll be ridiculed even for going on blind dates. This world is so materialistic. Er Gouzi, have you heard? There’s a divorced, wealthy woman in the Tianjing International Community. Her pet pig told me The female protagonist wanted to spend 2 million to keep a young, handsome man. Then, they use artificial insemination to have a child. Really? That’s outrageous! The human world is beyond the comprehension of us dogs. What’s that sound? I was sleeping on the grass in the park last night I also heard a piece of news This is a very, very explosive piece of news. Do you want to know? Want to know Tell me, tell me, my God!
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The dog actually talked!
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No, it’s that I can understand animal speech.
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This big news happened just two days ago.
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Robbery gang at Fulu Gold Shop in the North District A scarred face A woman with tattooed arms There was also a bald man It was hidden in the aircraft hangar in the North District. They wanted to arrest me. Eat my flesh I got away. Robbery at Fu Luk Jewellery Store in North District It caused quite a stir back then. Criminal gang robbed gold It’s like he vanished into thin air. Police are also offering a reward of 10,000 yuan for information leading to the suspect’s whereabouts. I never expected it to be hidden in the North District! If I tell this message to the police So I can get the bounty. It can also help the police catch bad guys. Police officers I have an important clue The robbery gang at Fulu Gold Shop in the North District a few days ago It’s hidden in an abandoned warehouse in the North District. Someone else came just now who provided a clue. As a result, we led the team to arrest… They discovered he wasn’t a suspect at all. We made a wasted trip. Could it be that you also provided false clues? They’re probably new here because of the senior students. Police officers The clues I provided were all true. The suspects were a man with a scar. A woman with tattooed arms There was also a bald man The suspect was masked at the time. We could see the tattoos on his arms from the surveillance footage. Wearing a large tattoo on her arm The whistleblower described it in such detail It should be correct. Captain Emergency Clues to the suspect in front of the screen have been found. Oh, that stray dog I ran into the day before yesterday Almost caught People can eat dog meat now As a result, you managed to get him away. This makes me eat instant noodles every day. The meat I ate even tasted like instant noodles. I really don’t want to eat anymore. Brother, how long are we going to hide here? When can we sell that gold? oops I don’t want to eat instant noodles anymore. I want to eat sea cucumber and abalone. These past few days The situation is getting tense. The whole city is guarding their homes. Let’s be patient and wait two more days. Wait until the storm passes We will act immediately This batch of gold is expected to… You can earn at least 10 million. Haha, you’re all surrounded! No surrender, no throw rolling on the ground Why did you steal my lines? oh Catching bad guys is the priority Who leaked the information? Why are so many police officers arresting us? Yaha Who dares to make a move? Gravity GB Drive Away Why The arrest went quite smoothly. It was your timely provision of intelligence They caught the robbers completely off guard. Eliminating harm for the people is the duty of every citizen. Band leader uh The bad guys have been caught. When will the promised bounty be paid? Come with me to the police station You can receive the bounty after completing the process. Okay I never expected this! Relying on information from stray dogs I actually made 10,000 yuan in one go! That’s equivalent to four months of my salary. If we could hear any more intelligence… Wouldn’t earning 100,000 a month be a piece of cake? This handsome young man seems to have been here just now. Why are you here again? Dog Girl, ignore him He doesn’t understand our dog language. I’ll tell you, oh hey. Where was I? You just said There is a heiress from a multi-billion dollar conglomerate in the northern part of the city. Looking for a son-in-law who will live with you I heard they’ll give you 5 million in cash if you take a liking to them. Information about the son-in-law This won’t do; it may look glamorous on the surface, but… Who knows how much suffering they endure behind the scenes? Continue eavesdropping Let’s see if there’s any other information that can make money. Hey, Dog Grandpa and Dog Sister I have big news. Do you two want to hear it? What big news could a tiny ant like you possibly have? Go away and play somewhere else. You look down on ants, huh? I tell you My friend at the antique market told me… Old Place Antique Shop The recliner the owner made was actually made of Phoebe zhennan wood. Unfortunately, the shop owner didn’t know its value. The recliner is made of Phoebe zhennan wood. The antique shop owner didn’t know its value. Who do you think would believe this kind of news? Most of the things in that shop My termite brothers have eaten away at their nests. Only this recliner It is known that Phoebe zhennan wood can remain intact for thousands of years when buried in the ground. There was also a fragrance of nanmu wood. It has a natural repellent effect against termites. The thing my termite brothers dislike the most Wow, the intelligence provided by these ants is excellent! Golden Phoebe Top-grade timber That’s worth a fortune! Oh no! I need to get there quickly. So as not to be recognized by those who know their stuff This is the one. I need to find a way to buy it at the lowest possible price. Hey young man See what the key points are I can go back up to five thousand years. From five thousand years ago Including the five great dynasties All kinds of old items are available There’s nothing you can’t imagine. There’s nothing you can’t buy. And all of them are guaranteed to be authentic. Boss, I’ll just take a quick look. casual Whatever How much is this “Eight Horses” painting, boss? Haha, young man, you have a good eye! This is the work of Zhu Zhishan, one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. I don’t think you look like it. Making money is also very difficult. Are you planning to buy it as a family heirloom? I’ll calculate it to 30,000 for you. Uh, it’s still too expensive. Do you have anything cheaper? Cheap stuff, this is an antique shop! If that’s not an antique That flowerpot by my door isn’t an antique. My recliner isn’t an antique either. Do you want to buy it? How much are those flowerpots? How much does a recliner cost? Flowerpot size 800 The small one is 300, but if you really want the recliner, I’ll give it to you for 500. Let’s go take a look. Alright then ah It’s comfortable. It’s just too expensive. Look, it’s all patinaed. Hey bro If you really want 400 yuan No less This recliner is from the scrap metal yard. I bought it for 100 yuan. If we can sell them, we can make 300 yuan. 400 yuan is fine. I just happened to need a recliner at home. Okay, scan the code. Alipay payment has been received. 400 yuan deliveryman Thanks for watching! Let’s see what else we want to have fun with! No, no more. Okay then. Hey little brother Hahaha, wait a minute! Haha, could it be this boss? I discovered that this recliner is made of genuine Phoebe zhennan wood. Want to back out? I didn’t give anything away, boss. I think we should draw up a written agreement. What if you go home, use it for two days, and then change your mind and don’t want it anymore? Come back and return it. Then I won’t give you a refund. Haha, boss, you’re really shrewd! Hi Travel We will put this in writing as proof. Hmm Okay, okay Hmph, finally open for business! The feeling of making money is so comfortable. Both sides are clear and walk slowly. I wonder how much a recliner made of Phoebe zhennan wood is worth? We need to find a knowledgeable buyer. Ouch Are you not watching where you’re going? I’m so sorry, so sorry, so sorry! Oh, I’m sorry. This is based on my many years of experience collecting antiques. It is definitely golden nanmu. Hey buddy, is this your recliner? It’s mine. So, are you planning to sell it? It seems this woman recognized her once. It’s made of Phoebe zhennan wood. How much are you planning to offer? How much do you want to sell it for? Actually, I don’t know how much this thing can sell for. Didn’t he know that the chair was made of Phoebe zhennan wood? Then wouldn’t I be able to buy at the bottom price? You can make a fortune by buying and reselling. I’ll give you 1 million. How many is 1 million? Wow, I never imagined that Phoebe zhennan wood was so valuable! That’s right, 1 million What’s with Xige’s expression? Did they know that the chair was made of Phoebe zhennan wood? I feel the price offered was too low Also for the golden nanmu wood worth several million I’ll only give 1 million. It’s true that they gave too little. Oh, Mr. Wang Oh, you want to buy antiques? Come to my shop. It’s just an ordinary recliner. How could it be worth 1 million? Hey, what do you know? This chair is made of Phoebe zhennan wood. Of course it’s worth 1 million. Golden Phoebe Hey, stop messing around. Mr. Wang, you must have misjudged this recliner. This recliner has been with me for over ten years. I sold it to this guy. If he were Phoebe zhennan wood With my discerning eyes Can’t tell Mr. Liu, I’m a man who never lies. This thing has been with you for over ten years. You didn’t even notice? This means this thing is not meant for you. And today I just happened to bump into this guy. I discovered that this is ice silk nanmu. This means we have a connection. Ha ha Okay, I’ll add another million for you. How about you sell this to me? 2 million If you are still not satisfied with the price When I find a buyer for this golden nanmu wood How about we split it 50/50? Okay, since you’re so generous… Then I’ll sell it to you. Let’s trade now! It seems I really misjudged him. The recliner I’ve been using for over ten years turns out to be made of Phoebe zhennan wood. ah Happy transaction Happy trading snort Ah, hey You can’t leave. snort Hey, you can’t leave! Why can’t I leave? Half of the credit for your sale of that 2 million is thanks to me, right? What do you mean? Are you pretending to be confused? That recliner was the one I sold to you for 400 yuan. At the time, I didn’t know it was Phoebe zhennan wood. You’ve now sold 2 million. I should get half of it, no matter what. Otherwise, I’ll never let you off the hook. Are you sick? You’ve forgotten the agreement we just signed? Cash on delivery The things are mine It has nothing to do with you anymore. Why should I give you a share of the money? Aiyiyiyi Trying to gain a little will lead to a big loss. I never imagined I could hear the inner voices of animals. Earned 2 million in one day I am a millionaire now. So much money What can I do to make money work for me? Brother, let’s move quickly! This old tenement building is going to be demolished. Oh my god, I can even hear the spider’s voice! Wait, this tenement building complex is going to be demolished. Where did you hear this news, bro? Is it reliable? It has to be reliable. This is my cousin who is stationed at the demolition office. I occasionally overheard their leader’s conversation. They say the tenement building complex is going to be demolished soon. The official documents will be available in 7 days. It’s such a pity. Nobody knew about the demolition. Many residents are still selling their houses. Demolition and relocation can be a lucrative business. I was just worried about where to spend my 2 million. I’ll go see a real estate agent tomorrow to see how many people are selling their houses. Hello, I have a question. Are there any secondhand apartments in tenement buildings here? Look at this outfit Definitely street vendor goods Not a rich person At most, I’ll just ask casually. Then he left. cut Let’s just pretend we didn’t hear it. This attitude Never mind, I’ll take a look first. Hello sir My name is Xiaoyu Are you looking to buy a house? Let me recommend a few neighborhoods to you. These are all in high demand recently. The sales attitude is acceptable. I want to buy an apartment in a tenement building. However, on the property information sheet on this wall Why can’t I see it? Is it possible that no one in this neighborhood is selling houses? They’re available for sale, but they don’t sell well. We usually don’t hang it up. Do you want to buy it? I can get the information for you. Okay, I’ll look at the properties. Please wait here for a moment. Hey Xiaoyu Don’t blame me for not warning you. That kind of person looks like they’re broke. Don’t be so enthusiastic all of a sudden. But they don’t have the money to buy it. It’s okay, the customer is always right. And I haven’t been here long. If he doesn’t buy it, consider it exercise. Knowing full well that the other party can’t afford it, why waste that time? I don’t know what you’re thinking. If he can afford it I can go out and run naked for three laps. Sir, here is the information you requested about the tenement building complex. There are a total of 10 sets It has been on sale for more than half a year. They just can’t sell them The house price is between 150,000 and 200,000. Why are they all so cheap? I remember the housing prices in Jiangcheng Aren’t they all tens of thousands per square meter? Because the tenement building complex is an old and dilapidated community. And they are all stairs. The most important thing is that there are no school districts nearby. So it’s sold very cheaply. However, the property ownership certificate is still valid. I now have 2 million. These 10 sets are more than enough. Then wait for the demolition. You can make a lot of money from the price difference. Let’s sign the contract. I want all 10 sets! What did you just say you wanted it all? These 10 houses are dilapidated and old. What’s the point of buying so much at once? Is it wrong for me to open a bed and breakfast? What are you standing there for? Go prepare the contract. Okay Then I’ll call the seller over too. No need for that trouble My time is precious After you sign, just let the seller sign directly. Please contact me again after you have completed all the necessary procedures. Okay This kid is unremarkable on the surface. He’s actually a tycoon in secret. Buy 10 houses in one go Although the price is cheaper But the total is at least two million. Based on a 3% commission Xiaoyu earned at least 50,000 to 60,000 in commissions. This light rain is incredibly lucky! If his commissions ended up in my pocket… That’s enough for me to buy several luxury goods. Sigh, I should have known better than to judge people by their appearance. Why are you staring at me like that? Are you getting impatient? Sir, no one has Yes, some people just have several properties. Why don’t you buy my property as well? I’ll do anything you ask. Oh dear I’ve already bought Xiaoyu’s “Your”. Mr. is really bad How about we have dinner first tonight? Oh my god What’s going on in this woman’s head? They’ll stop at nothing to sell houses! You’ve misunderstood. I mean, refuse. You won’t buy a house from you. Because you just looked down on people… I was wrong just now. Please give them another chance. I will definitely serve you well. The gentleman’s purchase contract is ready. Please go to the front desk to sign. This way please Okay, I’ll pay 1.5 million first. After the seller signs I’ll transfer the remaining balance to you then. Okay alright Son, thank goodness we ran in time! Otherwise, that bad guy would definitely have killed him. Listen to this sound It seems we can find more intelligence. That’s right. That bad guy kidnapped Yun Youyou, the president of the You Group. Book a room at Jiangcheng Hotel, room 666 You can tie me up if you want. What does this have to do with us mosquitoes? We were just flying around in his ear watching. Oh, I almost got slapped to death! This information is excellent! Yushi Group That’s one of the top ten conglomerates in the entire Jiangcheng! I have to go and meet them. Maybe they’ll save you. They can also receive a substantial reward. son Let’s stop talking about these useless things. Are you hungry now? There are two beautiful women in front of us whose blood we can suck! You must be hungry after flying for so long! Dad, you’re smoking that guy’s cigarettes, aren’t you? I want to suck the blood of both of these women. Hmph, all men’s blood stinks. I inhale it with disdain. Hey, why did you swat the mosquito? Yes, mosquitoes are so annoying. It’s so itchy from being bitten! Oh right You’re right, then I’ll be going now. They cried because the door wasn’t locked and they were late. Hahahaha Zhang Shao, you despicable scoundrel! You asked me out to dinner I’ll keep the appointment to give you face. And you actually poisoned my food! I was kidnapped here Bastard Scum You’ll die a horrible death! Youyou, I love you so much I can’t help it. I’ve been pursuing you for three years! You always refuse Therefore, I had no choice but to resort to this desperate measure. Aha You filthy woman Want to bite me to death I’d rather die than let you touch me. Ha ha ha ha You’re quite chaste. But I’m not in a hurry anymore. Anyway, I’ve already drugged you. When the drug takes effect You’ll obediently kneel before me and sing “Conquer”. Begging me to touch you Hahaha Um Who are you? Ah, me I deliver food. Delivery I didn’t order takeout. The takeout he ordered Don’t believe me? Ask him. You’re kidding me! His hands and feet were tied How could I possibly order takeout? Are you stupid? But you were a little foolish. Don’t be afraid, I’m here to save you. Ah, I want to Don’t think about it anymore, we’ll get you out of here soon. What are you going to do? I want to give it to you no We can’t do that. You were just drugged. Unable to control one’s body After you wake up They’ll definitely regret ever having met someone like me who delivers food. absurd So I think you should calm down. Calm down. Nothing can happen between us. uh uh The female CEO I rescued last night She took a cold shower all night to wake up. It really drove me crazy. I never expected that he would leave without saying goodbye this morning. I was hoping to earn some thank-you fee. Another night of wasted effort. The man is still sleeping here. Did you know that a murder had occurred in this room before? That’s right. I heard the suspect has been found. But the body has still not been found. They still haven’t been able to convict the suspect. yes Without a conviction, justice cannot be served for the victim. I remember the murder case back then We witnessed it firsthand. The murderer put the body in a suitcase. Then throw it into the small hut under the lightning rod on the rooftop. It’s a pity the police never found it. It was also listed as an unsolved case. Someone actually died in this hotel room. Jiangcheng Hotel 666 A case of injury caused by a romantic relationship occurred in a guest room. The suspect has been arrested. The body has not been found. Police are offering a reward of 100,000 yuan for information leading to the arrest of the suspect. This is news from six months ago. I just don’t know Will I still get a reward for providing clues? But none of that matters. Bringing bad guys to justice is the most important thing. First, go to the rooftop and see if the body is still there. Then call the police. This is the guy who knocked me unconscious last night. This grudge must be avenged! Locked Go to hell Sleeping with my goddess’s little rascal uh You little rascal, trying to rip me off with a black brick, that’s really insidious. An eye for an eye Will you be discovered? It all depends on your own fate. Hey band leader I wonder if you still remember me Xiao Fan, what are you saying? The last robbery of gold The clues you provided How could I forget you? The band leader I still have an important clue. This should be of great help in solving your case. Six months ago in room 666 of the Jiangcheng Hotel A murder occurred I wonder if the band leader remembers. I have a very strong impression of it. I remember it so clearly. This is the case I handled. The suspect was caught at that time But the entire hotel was searched thoroughly. The body was never found. At one point, it was impossible to convict the suspect. It’s still a regret in my heart to this day. I have an important clue. When I was enjoying the breeze on the rooftop of the Jiangcheng Hotel I accidentally discovered a black leather suitcase There was a corpse inside. Bring it over quickly so we can see if it’s really true. Okay, I’ll take some people there right away. Thank you! Xiao Fan Brothers You’ve solved another major case for the police! The forensic examination results are in. The rotting corpse was the victim. We will file a public prosecution against the suspect at a later date. Let one life pay for another. Is fighting crime the duty of every citizen? Haha, that’s well said. If every ordinary citizen Everyone has this kind of seemingly foolish but actually wise mentality like you. Then our Great Xia will be free of criminals! Yes, that band leader I wonder if I can still claim the reward for this case? You’ll definitely be able to claim it. The rewards offered by the police are credible. However, this case has been going on for quite a while. It takes at least 7 business days for approval. I’ll call you once it’s approved. Okay, no problem. Okay, then I’ll lead the team and leave first. Demolition compensation funds received Demolition compensation funds received The demolition compensation for the 10 houses I bought before There are actually 3 million. It doubled in the blink of an eye. Mother Just now, when we flew over the stream to the bridge… I saw someone throw a box of gold bars into the river. Why didn’t you let me take a few pieces? What’s so great about gold bars? We are birds It’s not human. That thing is useless. Let’s find insects to eat instead. I went to a box full of gold bars This is a really good thing! I need to go check. If I catch it, it’s mine, isn’t it? ah According to the conversation between the two little birds That box of gold must be thrown in here. But I just realized It seems like I can’t get it up with this fishing rod. What should we do? And I can’t swim. I don’t even know the exact location of the box. oops I don’t know which bastard threw things into the river. It almost smashed me flat. That’s right. Humanity now… They have no idea how to protect the environment. That’s so rude! Hey Xiaole I can hear animals talking now. Then I’ll talk to them. Can they hear my voice too? Hmph. Hey, you two little fish Do you believe I can hear you? It’s not like they had to spray me with water like that. I can really hear you all talking. Did you just say Which bastard threw things into the water? Right? Oh My God You actually managed to eavesdrop on the sounds of us fish! You’re a monster, aren’t you? I am not a monster It was by chance It’s just that I suddenly gained a special ability. Humans, could you get us some earthworms to eat? I’m so hungry Sure, no problem. But the condition is that you have to do me a favor. Okay, then tell me quickly. Is there a box at the bottom of this river? Yes, I don’t know who threw it just now. It almost flattened me! Then please help me with this box. It was taken up from the river. Do you think we’re some kind of supermodel Barbie fish? That box is very, very heavy! You’re not Uncle Grass Carp He could lift the box up with a single drift. Think of a way! When you encounter difficulties, you must solve them. We can’t be timid and hesitant. You are too small Why don’t you call all your relatives over? They worked together to get the box up. Is that alright now? At that time I’ll dig up more earthworms for you. It’s a deal. Please wait a moment. We went fishing Feed people Come Feeding humans My two little rascals told me you can hear us talking. I don’t know if it’s true or false. Of course it’s true. I find it hard to believe. Don’t try to fool us grass carp! If you don’t believe me I can understand what you’re saying even if you just say a few words. good Uh, I’m your grandpa. Did you understand? I understand. You said I’m your grandpa However, you are a grass carp It’s not good to swear. Otherwise, it’s easy to lead a bad influence. Your baby fish Hey, you can actually understand that! Humans are amazing! What about the earthworms you just promised? I prepared a bag for you all a long time ago. Wow, it really is a gold bar! The current price of gold is over 1,000 per gram. If we sell all of these I’ll never have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of my life. But these should be worth three or four million. Hmph, I’m getting rich! It seems like I didn’t make much money today. There aren’t many small animals nearby. Discussion on that The road is so wide They insisted on coming this way to me. You bumped into me Can you afford to pay the compensation? What’s so great about driving a luxury car? When I have money Drive one, pull one ah Have you had enough? Isn’t this the robber I rescued? Why is he avoiding me? no Because I know about his scandal. They want to kill me to silence me. Yes, that’s definitely the case. He just started trying to stop me. Actually, they wanted to run me over. This person is very cunning. I think it’s better to stay away. Ah ah Jiang Xiaofan, I have something to tell you. Why are you chasing me, sis? Yesterday’s events Just treat it as a dream. Oh right How did you know my name? With my ability It’s quite easy to find a person in Jiangcheng. Are you still running? I didn’t run away! I’m going to work. Well Is there anything else? I’m here to thank you. I really don’t understand why you run away when you see me. Oh, so it was to thank me. I thought you were going to kill me. President Na Yu How will you thank me? Cash luxury car Or a villa snort This is 5 million. Consider this a thank you fee for saving me. But if you could do me one more favor… I also want to thank you. Tell me, what kind of help do I need? I will definitely help. Pretending to be my boyfriend No way, you’re a female CEO! I’m just a worker. You asked me to pretend to be your boyfriend What’s wrong with working? You saved me yesterday This shows you have a kind heart. Consider it a favor you’ve done for me. It just so happens that today is my grandfather’s day. Grandpa’s birthday banquet You’re with me. I’ll take you to meet my grandfather while I’m at it. Meeting the parents so soon? How about we practice first? Try cultivating feelings. Let’s go I suddenly felt a little nervous. What are you nervous about? My grandfather passed away peacefully. good Ouch, my leg is broken. My leg is broken, what am I going to do? Since being able to hear these animals talk I have absolute reverence for these small animals. I didn’t even realize I could break his leg. Xiao Fan, what’s wrong? Oh, nothing. I just accidentally You stepped on one of the ant’s legs and broke it off. It made me feel a little guilty. I’m so sorry, little ant. I didn’t mean to break your leg. I never expected him to be so kind-hearted. You have to apologize if you accidentally step on an ant. A man who cherishes small animals They’re almost extinct in this world, aren’t they? My legs are broken What’s the point of your apology? So what do you suggest we do? Well, you can compensate me with a big cake. I reluctantly forgive you. But you are human. Can you understand what I’m saying? Of course you can. I will definitely fulfill your request. I’m going to a banquet later. There should be lots of delicious food inside. Wow, you can actually understand what I’m saying! Then take me there quickly. I’m going to eat myself to the point of bursting. As long as you are full and satisfied I’ll tell you a little secret What little secret Can you give me a little sneak peek? Yes, it was right after you parked your electric scooter. There’s a man following you from behind. He has a fierce appearance He was still holding a knife. It looks like a bad bird. You’d better be careful. Follow me Will we be found out? We were arrested. That’s the clue that kid provided to the police station. This time I escaped from prison We must kill him. Revenge I couldn’t see what it looked like just by looking at the figure. Could it be an enemy? I haven’t offended anyone in my heart. Who is this person? Xiao Fan, stop talking to that ant. The banquet is about to begin. Hmm, Mr. Yu Ants are small But it is also life. Its recently severed leg probably can’t be reattached. But I plan to bring it to the banquet later. Make it some good food as compensation. Taking ants to a banquet to get food. Yes. Rest on my shoulder for a while. I’ll cook you something delicious at the banquet. What do you think? sure I never expected you to be such a kind-hearted little man. Let’s go Um It’s good to leave your back to the enemy. that is The time for death has come. Ah ya ah um Ahhhhhh Oh my god, that man looks so cool when he hits someone! This is the first time in my life! Otherwise, I might have lost my life here. Weren’t you already arrested? Why did it come out again? I escaped from prison specifically to kill you. Why did you want to kill me? I don’t think I have any grudge against you. If it weren’t for the clues you provided to the police… Could we be arrested? Now you’re pretending to be innocent? Where’s your face? ah Little Man Brothers Emergency Situation The three robbers who robbed the jewelry store last time He escaped while being transported to the detention center. So far, only the tattooed woman and the bald man have been arrested. Scarface has not yet been found. You must be careful. After all, it was you who provided the clues. I’m worried you’ll face retaliation. Band leader, your call came at just the right time! I just got retaliated against. But the scarred man had already been captured. You’d better bring your men over here right away and take the criminal back. Um let’s go HAHAHA Hmm, not bad. Yoyo Today is our Youshi Group’s wine tasting event. The guy you brought is dressed way too shabbily. Hey, what a handsome young man! I wish you could hear me. Because of this place. Someone might die in a moment. Boss Cat just said someone’s going to die here. Oh, Auntie, um Your cat is beautiful Hmm, can I touch it? Hey, stop touching me like that! This is a Persian cat breed. Very expensive, hmph. Not just anyone can touch it. Let me give you a proper introduction to my second aunt. This is Jiang Xiaofan. My boyfriend He is a man who loves small animals. What kind of boyfriend? Haha, Yoyo! You are the female president of our Youshi Group. Our Yu family’s eldest daughter How could you find such a poor and stingy person? As a boyfriend Isn’t this a disgrace to the Yu family? Don’t you all agree? Oh dear, Miss Yu Youyou has such a noble status. aloof and capable Another female president of the Youshi Group The men pursuing her could line up all the way to the hospital. How could she possibly fall for such a poor boy? That’s right. Many of us here are single. Why can’t he catch Miss Yu’s eye? Hahaha Unbelievable! The dignified female president of the Youshi Group She actually liked a poor boy. Haha, this style is quite unique. It’s like a toad trying to eat swan meat! I’m looking for an ordinary guy as my boyfriend. Is there anything wrong with this? What business is it of yours if I like it? It’s interesting how they point and whisper. Wow, this is a real-life version of a domineering female CEO! Did I fall in love with a loser like me? Ha ha ha ha Even if Grandpa is urging you to get married soon, Youyou… Leave an heir for our Yu family You can’t marry such a poor, pathetic guy. Used as a shield If the old man finds out I’m so angry I could die! ah Yes, Second Aunt He really is my boyfriend. And we’ve already had physical intimacy. Oh my, hahaha Second Aunt understands. You just don’t want to rush into marriage. So they found a poor guy to use as a shield. So that the old man won’t rush you. With your petty thoughts I can see through it However… The old man today Heaven is using this banquet to arrange your marriage! It’s the rich young master who pays. Tch, you brought such a poor boyfriend here. Isn’t this ridiculous? Second Aunt, I’m not being silly. Bring Xiao Fan here I also want to take this opportunity to express my stance. I will not get engaged to someone who pays money. I knew it! President Yu Youyou Why did she insist that I pretend to be her boyfriend? So that’s what happened. What’s wrong with Youyou getting engaged to a rich family? A good match for the Yu family Besides, even if you marry someone who pays money… You’re still the president of our Youshi Group! No one will take your place. Why don’t you understand? Our heartfelt wishes as elders… Yeah Wasn’t it you who recommended the engagement and the paid engagement to Grandpa? otherwise Why is Grandpa in such a hurry to urge me to get married and have children? Oh, so you’re blaming your second aunt? Ha ha Why can’t you understand my good intentions? Oh, they’re hopeless. Come with me to see the old man. Look at all the stupid things you’ve done today! Why I’m being used as a shield. Oh well, never mind. Since we’re here, let’s make the best of it. Wow, so much food! What do you want to eat? Yeah, I want to eat both this cake and that chicken leg. no problem Let’s go eat over there. Ah, you eat your… I’m eating my food. Yes, you are such a good person. I’ll tell you a little secret after I’ve eaten and drunk my fill. Oh, you have secrets? That’s natural. Like our ant colony Although the distance I walk each day is not much. But we can know everything in the world by relying on the antennae on our heads. Is that right? Ants’ antennae are used to transmit information. He definitely knows more than the cats and dogs on the street. Hey, can you tell me while you eat? What secret do you know? Yes, of course. In this hall I just saw mine. Little brother Black Ant He communicated to me through his antennae The vase on the cabinet next to you It is a red cloud celestial globe vase from the Northern Qi Dynasty. Worth hundreds of millions oh Are you sure you’re not mistaken? This vase It looks like an ordinary decorative vase no matter how you look at it. Your black ant brother How did you know it was an antique? Oh dear, he climbed in there. He said there were cracks and gaps inside. Then climb in through that gap. Surprisingly, another layer was discovered. Furthermore, the bottom bears the ancient imperial seal with the four characters “鬼骑” (Ghost Rider). It must be an antique. Oh, I understand. Some of the owners of antiques They will find many masters To create a fake product on the exterior of an antique. It was to escape the chaos of the world. This vase from the Northern Qi Dynasty has survived to this day. It has become a decoration It seems no one has figured it out yet. But I want to know Your black ant brother How did you recognize that this is from the Northern Qi Dynasty? The four characters Fuxi You look down on ants, don’t you? Humanity is progressing We ants are making progress too! Most of us ant tribe members can read. So I recognize a few characters from the Northern Qi dynasty. Isn’t that simple? Wow, awesome! Uh, then you eat. Eat more Then mobilize your ant brothers. Give me more information and then Oh, my ants! It’s all over, it’s all over. He couldn’t be saved. Humph! You think you’re worthy of being with Youyou? Speak How much money did she pay you to pretend to be her boyfriend? You’re sick, aren’t you? Why are your feet so annoying? Why did you kick my plate? Do you know that you’ve hurt another ant? Innocent life in the universe What did you say I hurt ants Hahaha, yes. You’re right. You piece of trash In my eyes, it’s just a pile of shit. I am telling you this now. I am Yu Youyou’s fiancé Get out of here right now! Otherwise, don’t Don’t you know I’m a rich heir? How dare you hit me! Killed the ants Was it wrong to hit you? This guy is pretty fierce! Even rich young masters dare to fight Stop it! Grandpa Yu You arrived just in time! Otherwise, this kid would have beaten me to death. Look, my face is all swollen from being slapped. vulgar lower class This is what you mean by being very loving. Are there men who really like small animals? Today you dare to lay a hand on Young Master Fu That tomorrow Shouldn’t they start hitting this old man like this? Grandpa must have misunderstood something. Yoyo, what misunderstanding is this? Look at my face This kid beat me up Everyone saw it. And also, today is our engagement party. How did you bring her here? Niu Niu You’ve become even more beautiful. But you can’t go behind my back and see other men! We’re getting married soon. You need to give me a reason. Jiang Xiaofan is my boyfriend We plan to get married and have children in the future. Are you satisfied with this reason? Not this Why fine I know Youyou did it on purpose to upset me. She doesn’t want to marry you. But Grandpa has always thought highly of you. Hahaha I’ll have Youyou chase her away in a bit. Haha Xiao Fan played well! You don’t bother me Why would I argue with you? I’ve wanted to beat this father for a long time. Why would I argue with you? I’ve wanted to hit this father for a long time. Two-faced scoundrel Of course I’m on your side! Don’t worry, Grandpa won’t do anything to you. Old Master Yu Look, they’re both hugging each other. This is outrageous! old man Look, Youyou is clearly showing off her love in public! They don’t even respect you grandfather Your eldest sister is disgracing the Yu family! So many people are watching Youyou. He put his arm around the poor man’s arm. We’d be a laughingstock in our circle. My dear granddaughter I said, can you please be more mindful of the impact? Take your hand away When Grandpa was upstairs just now I have already stated my position. I’m going to follow Jiang Xiaofan. I will not stay with this father. I won’t pay for this. Why won’t you agree? You’re the one who cares about me the most. Your identities are not compatible. She is the eldest daughter of the Yu family. How could I possibly agree? Besides, how will he earn money to support you in the future? I can’t even see A glimmer of hope that the two of you can be together So what? I can just take care of him. He doesn’t need to go out and earn money to support my granddaughter. Although our Yu family is rich and powerful But we will absolutely not support people who live off women. Brother Yu, I’m not a man who lives off a woman. I will earn a lot of money on my own. I believe it won’t be long before I can then have as much wealth as your family. After all, I can hear the animals’ inner voices. Make a lot of money with this ability Wouldn’t that be a piece of cake? And just now, the ant brothers also told me There are vases here worth hundreds of millions! Aren’t you afraid of biting your tongue when you talk such big? Do you know how many billions our Youshi Group is worth? 10 billion To speak shamelessly Can make money from our family Where do you get your confidence? It’s just 10 billion. Give me three months I will definitely make money. Hahaha Utterly ridiculous Aren’t you afraid of hurting your back by talking big? Let alone the fact that you can really earn 10 billion in three months How about this, in this banquet hall As long as you can earn 100 million I’ll kneel down and kowtow to you right now and call you Dad. Then the engagement with Youyou was called off. How about I disappear from your sight from now on? Are you sure? Of course. If you can’t earn this money What should I do then? A gentleman’s word Four horses cannot catch up I’ll give you a little Time Make a hundred million in this banquet hall! no problem This bet is not to be gambled on. How do you earn 100 million? You were too impulsive. Listen to me Do not participate in this kind of gambling Since you chose me Then I’ll have to prove to you that I’m capable of making money. But Xiao Fan This is 100 million. Not 1,000 yuan Earning that much in an hour is simply a pipe dream. I have an idea I’ll lend you 100 million. Doesn’t that mean the gambler who paid out won? Uh no Yoyoyo, what you’re doing is cheating! This won’t convince the public. What I want is for this kid to succeed on his own merits. Earn 100 million That’s how you can slap me in the face. Only then can you win this bet. I won’t do those speculative things. I will earn it honestly and fairly until you are convinced. Um Interesting This kid is so confident I even think he might earn a hundred million. The old man was just saying it for show. Don’t let him fool you. Why are you looking at me? I don’t have a hundred million to lend you. Kid, what are you doing with that broken vase? This is just an ordinary decorative vase. Oh haha I understand, you don’t think it’s an antique. Let’s say it’s worth 100 million. Hahahaha Everyone, take a look! This kid’s going to embarrass us in public! 3. He is just an ordinary vase. But in my eyes he is… You really know how to talk nonsense! If it really is an antique I accept my defeat wholeheartedly. If it’s fake You have to take one of my hands off. This is just an ordinary vase. What’s wrong with you? There was even a nesting vase doll inside the vase. Look at the color. It really is an antique. Hey, among us Are there any knowledgeable antique collectors? That’s Mr. Yu. His favorite pastime is collecting all kinds of antiques and calligraphy. There is considerable research in this area. Grandpa Yu Listen to the conversations of these guests You are an expert. Then please open your eyes. Let’s see what else is in this set of dolls’ vases. hmm This is Red Cloud Autumn Bottle This is a genuine antique! Judging from the glaze color on it It should have originated from the Northern Qi Dynasty. If it really were to be auctioned off At least 100 million. Wow Kid, I’m starting to admire you. So what if it’s an antique from the Northern Qi Dynasty? An antique worth 100 million yuan was discovered just like that. This kid just got lucky and caught a dead mouse. Decorative vases placed on hotel trash cans It’s actually an antique. Didn’t the hotel notice this? If the hotel had noticed, they wouldn’t have put it there. I didn’t know you had the ability to appraise antiques! How did you find the inside of this vase? There is also a vase Impossible Absolutely impossible How could this possibly be an antique? It’s worth 100 million! Son, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Nonsense people learn to face reality This vase is indeed an antique. Look, at the bottom there are the four characters “福喜” (Fu Xi, meaning good fortune and happiness) from the Northern Qi royal family. There’s absolutely no mistake. It’s all over, it’s all over. All antiques I really lost. How could I possibly lose? How could I possibly lose? Hahahahahahaha I see Haha, it must be you two working together! You tricked me, hehe. Old man, you outwardly acknowledge me as your son-in-law. He secretly found this poor guy. In reality, he is an expert. Then they put on this great show. You guys are really insidious. ah Prosperity Your clutches are powerful. I’ve always thought highly of you, but you… ah It’s impossible to lose. I will not lose The bottle is broken. I can’t possibly lose. Holy crap Has your son gone mad? A vase worth 100 million was smashed just like that. Money You I didn’t expect you to be so petty. You can’t afford to lose. I can afford to lose. I just can’t lose to this again. Let’s have another match! Let’s have another match. Let’s have another match The quality of being unable to accept defeat You’re not good enough to gamble with me, haha. “I’m not worthy” means you’re not worthy. The banquet hall is not a place for a poor bastard like you. Father, you’ve gone mad. You look like a clown. A bet is a bet. Our engagement is void. Grandpa, do you have any further comments? What other opinions could I possibly have? I never imagined he would be so narrow-minded and superficial. A bet is a bet. Effective immediately, your marriage to my granddaughter Youyou is null and void. Disappear from my sight from now on roll I won’t leave if you don’t leave. I want to have another match with this guy. I refuse to believe he can be that lucky. The intruders beat him with sticks. A perfectly good antique It’s such a waste to break it. Let’s collect the fragments and see if we can repair them. young man Let’s go over there, sit down, and have a good chat. good Um I just want to know If my granddaughter Youyou weren’t the president of the You Group She is not the eldest daughter of the Yu family. Will you still be with my granddaughter Youyou? Oh, Grandpa Our Yu family is large and prosperous. The problem you mentioned does not exist. You child Grandpa can’t even ask a question anymore! I mean, if there were no need for these materials Jiang Xiaofan will be with you. Or is it He’s only with you for your money. Grandpa, let me tell you the truth. My acquaintance with Xiaofan was quite sudden. The night before last Zhang Shao invited me to dinner. But they put drugs in the wine. Xiao Fan appeared and saved me. snort This young master of the Zhang family has gone too far! This is how you bully my granddaughter. Suppress the Zhang family immediately I want them to be bankrupt overnight. No problem, old man. No wonder Youyou liked this kid so much before. So that’s what happened. Leave the task of suppressing the Zhang family to me and your second uncle. Kid, I have a question for you. I really dislike your fake couple act with Youyou. Do you like him? I like And you? Of course I like it. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have let him pretend to be my boyfriend. Hahaha The atmosphere is just right. I’ll go get some champagne to celebrate. What are we celebrating with champagne? Of course, it’s a celebration. Our Youyou has found a good man! And he was the man who saved her life. You’ll have to pass my test first. I’ll give you one month. Earn 10 million I acknowledge your abilities. grandfather Xiao Fan has already demonstrated his ability with the vase. The vase was broken. But it’s worth 100 million? In my opinion, it was just pure luck that he stumbled upon it. Not enough to prove his ability 10 million, right? Less than a month It only took half a month to easily achieve this. That’s more like it! Let’s raise a glass together and celebrate! Oh, old man You can’t drink that glass of champagne. Poisoned He died after drinking it. When I saw this cat before Then I heard it say that someone was going to die. I did not receive any inquiries at the time. Now this phrase suddenly appears again. It seems someone is plotting against the old man. Oh, old man This champagne is undrinkable. Oh my god How did this kid know the champagne was poisoned? oh Why can’t I drink this champagne? It’s not expired, is it? The old man’s favorite drink is champagne. Why can’t I drink it? The old man’s champagne is poisoned! this How did this kid know the champagne was poisoned? I did it very subtly before. I’ve been waiting for this opportunity. How was it discovered? My parents’ meticulous plan Grandpa’s will has been forged. How did this kid find out? As long as the old man dies All of the Yu family’s assets will belong to me. It will never belong to Yu Youyou again. How did they get discovered? Has the news leaked out? Don’t scare me! This photo is poisonous. Xiao Fan, this kind of scene… Is it appropriate to joke around? Who would poison me? I’m an old man now. He’s practically half-buried in the ground. Boss, I’m serious. Zhang Xiaofan You ruined such a harmonious atmosphere. It has made us all feel uneasy. Who would poison champagne? Look, I’ve finished drinking. They weren’t poisoned to death, were they? Oh dear, what a scare! Deliberately creating an atmosphere of terror It’s a real shame you don’t go into acting. See, I’m not poisoned either. grandfather Just drink it. There was no poison in the wine. I guess he was just trying to liven things up. Excuse me I mean your champagne is poisoned. Instead of their champagne being poisonous Xiao Fan You mean only my glass was poisoned? How could that be? The poisoner wanted to kill the old man. What is its purpose? That remains to be seen. Perhaps the old man’s enemies wanted to kill him. You said there was poison in my father’s glass of wine. Do you have evidence? Or should I take a sip? Check if it’s poisonous. Why Oh dear Um It really is poisonous! Who is it that wants to kill me? Grandpa came Sealing off the scene Before the matter is thoroughly investigated… No one is allowed to leave here. what to do How could such a mistake have happened? Who exactly is Jiang Xiaofan? How did you find out? As long as Mr. Wang acts as if nothing happened. It’s not certain who it is. What’s going on? I think I just heard Miss Yu Youyou say… Someone poisoned Old Master Yu. Poisoning Old Master Yu Mr. Yu holds a certain position in the business world. Why would anyone want to poison him? Thanks to you! Otherwise, I would have lost my life. But how did you know the champagne was poisoned? He told me. Why are you all watching what others are doing? He only said a few words in cat language. It seems like no human could understand it, hahaha. Are you kidding us? This cat can’t talk. How did he tell you? This Persian cat is mine. Although I was plotting with Ventilation I held him the whole time. But cats don’t have intelligence. He can’t speak How exactly did Jiang Xiaofan find out? and Since you know champagne is poisonous… Then you must know who poisoned you. They probably want the old man to pass away. Are you a charlatan? You asked a cat Can it tell you the truth? Of course, we who are suffering I think you just want to show off. Dad, kick this person out. I think this person is very abnormal. He even talked to our cat! Talking to the cat is quite interesting. If cats could talk The world would be in chaos! Who exactly wanted the old man dead? This guy asked me a question Even if I tell you Do you understand? Of course I can understand it. I don’t believe it. I can understand what you’re saying after you say just a few words. Seriously, let me say something. I want to bite you You said you wanted to bite me Wow, you actually understand that? Then I’ll tell you. Could you find me a male cat beforehand? Of course, no problem. It’s fine if I find you a few more. Oh, one is enough. They are not promiscuous. Now I’ll tell you the truth. My master and her man conspired with Ventilation Want to kill the old man It is said to be Yu Youyou How could a girl possibly control the Youshi Group? So they killed the old man. Group assets are handled in accordance with legal procedures. It would then fall on his second son, Yu Tongfeng. So that’s how it is. The old man is your son and your daughter-in-law. I want you to die sooner. Do you even think before you speak? You’re just spouting nonsense! How could I possibly kill my father-in-law? This is my father My father, I want to hurt my father. This is outrageous! I want to hurt my father. This is outrageous! You are slandering my parents. He killed my grandfather You’re a despicable person. Xiao Fan, don’t make a mistake. My second uncle and aunt have always been good friends. He was very good to his grandfather. They were very good to me too. Although sometimes they would make sarcastic remarks to me But I didn’t have any bad intentions. People’s hearts are hidden behind their bellies In ancient times, there were also instances of princes killing each other for the throne. Moreover, your family has assets worth tens of billions. Do you understand the value of this? I understand everything you’re saying. But my second uncle and second aunt They probably wouldn’t do such a thing. According to the Inheritance Law Your family’s billions in assets include your second uncle’s wealth. It’s not your turn anyway. Your second uncle should inherit the family business. Grandpa Xu insisted on letting you manage such a large household. Isn’t this just LV dancing? Xiaohua, is this your explanation? The motive does exist. Youyou’s parents passed away early. I gave all my love to Youyou. Let him manage this huge family But how can you prove they wanted to kill me? Do you have any evidence? Hmph. I didn’t expect you to be so eloquent. They slandered us in a very convincing way. Dad, you bastard He’s just trying to sow discord. Truly sinister intentions Kick him out Let him spout nonsense again. This will definitely break our family apart. How could you say such a thing? This proves that we already have a guilty conscience. This kid framed my parents. He wanted to kill his grandfather. Then produce the evidence. Don’t just talk nonsense. If no evidence can be produced I’ll send you to jail. I’ll ask the Persian cat for the evidence first. That’s my cat. What nonsense are you asking? snort Shhh Come Meow A beast is indeed a beast. You’re my son. I am your master How dare you scratch me! This is a righteous and kind cat. It scratching you proves you’re doing something wrong. Stop spouting nonsense. Didn’t you say I wanted to kill the old man? Show me the evidence. You’ll spend your life in jail without evidence. Since you know the champagne is poisoned… Then you must know who poisoned you. Grandpa Liu had a forged will on him. It is said that after the old man died All the family property belonged to him and Yu Tongguang. As long as this will is revealed All doubts were dispelled. Okay, I understand. What are you doing? You’re sick You’re going to molest me! You have a forged will. Just search and everything will become clear. What are the people who came here doing searching him? What are you doing? Family scandals should not be aired in public. That concludes today’s banquet. Everyone Hey, what’s going on? Did the second son of the Yu family really want to poison his own father? What was written in the will? let me see Liu Yanyan and Yu Dongfeng I never imagined you guys would actually kill me. They even wrote my will! All the property belongs to you. They also want to kick my granddaughter Youyou out of the Yu family. Second Uncle and Second Aunt I really don’t understand why you guys wanted to kill me. Grandpa, how dare you ask why? Since the matter has already been exposed Then I won’t pretend to be you. Just because your parents died early The old man gave you the best of everything. Let you have sole power We need one or two million in pocket money each month. You need to approve them all. Why do you say that? We’re unhappy. So he wanted to poison the old man. As long as he dies The power of this family It naturally fell into our hands. It’s just a pity This flawless plan This kid actually ruined it! unfilial descendants come Take them to the police station. Handed over to legal judgment dad Dad, I was wrong I was wrong, I didn’t dare to do it before. He’s the one who’s been stirring me up. I was bewitched and momentarily lost my mind. Dad can’t let your son go to jail! Please forgive me this once. Dad was in ventilation Do you have any conscience? It was you who wanted to kill your father. How dare you frame me! You pushed it on my head fart Dad, you can’t let your son go to jail! I’m your own son! Dad, forgive me. I forgive you. Does the law forgive you? Ah, even though you are my biological son But I never expected you would try to kill me. Go to jail and rest in peace. dad Xiao Fan Thanks to you for saving this old geezer! Even I, the old man, never expected things to turn out this way. I didn’t expect it myself. The person who will kill me is my closest relative. Oh well, never mind. Let’s not talk about this anymore. You must pass the test I’m giving you! Otherwise you will not gain my approval. That means I can’t be with my granddaughter Youyou anymore. no problem That’s great, but not until you’ve earned 10 million. Unable to meet Youyou OK I’m waiting for you to marry me. You’re not going to run away and cut your losses, are you? I am not an irresponsible man Wait for me to come back Hey Uncle Are you telling the truth? The first shop near the Fengshou Vegetable Market There is a 100-year-old He Shou Wu (Polygonum multiflorum). It looks very similar to ginger. Why would I lie to you? The place where He Shou Wu grew at that time It is the land where ginger is grown. I loosened the soil for it. Then it was dug up by the vegetable farmers. Mistaken for ginger Sold to vendors Now the he shou wu is completely covered in mud. Still at that vendor’s shop Nobody bought it. I mixed it into the ginger. He Shou Wu Still a hundred years old How much is this worth? I remember He Shou Wu (Polygonum multiflorum) should be considered one of the four great medicinal herbs. It nourishes the liver and kidneys Nourishing blood and dispelling wind, etc. Extremely high It can also treat some difficult and complicated diseases. Looks like I need to hurry to the Fengshou Vegetable Market. Don’t let someone beat you to it. This is it. The first shop While there aren’t many people in the store right now I need to find that riverwood quickly. Then buy Ah, fresh vegetables! Take a look, feel free to browse. fresh vegetables Fresh and cheap There was only this one bunch of ginger in the whole store. The Polygonum multiflorum must be in here. I said young man All the ginger looks the same. You think you can find a red bill after all that picking and choosing? This is what we’ll eat. Bailing Mixed Milk The description of being covered in mud and earthworms perfectly matches the description. How much does the boss sell ginger for? 1.5 yuan per jin Uh, if you can have them all I’ll give you a discount. Hey, I don’t need that much. Just this one is enough. Let’s weigh it. You want me to weigh this one piece of ginger? Boss, I’m alone. I can’t eat that much Just this one is enough. Seeing you all alone? It’s not easy either. This ginger… This is for you. Okay, thank you boss. But I’ll still give you the money. Uh, no need, no need. ah Isn’t that Jiang Xiaofan? Sun, a university classmate This kid was pretty arrogant back in school. He looks down on everyone. Jiang Xiaobai How did you end up in such a sorry state? Look at me, I’m a manager at a five-star hotel! Is being a manager at a five-star hotel really that impressive? Aren’t you proud? It’s not as good as buying ginger here. You’re even asking the boss to force you for free? Jiang Xiaobai Do you know how to write the word “shameful”? I’m too lazy to bother with you I’ll take all of this basket of ginger, boss. How much does it cost? The boss is generous I’ll weigh you right now. Just a moment. Why Well It weighs a total of 200 jin. 1.5 yuan per jin The total is 300 yuan. Consider the extra 200 yuan as a tip for your hard work. Move it to the car outside. What a generous boss! Unlike young men who pick and choose when buying things. Hey boss I was here first. When buying things, there should be a first-come, first-served principle, right? Huh What can you do if you go first? Do you have a strong sense of superiority? Do you have a strong sense of superiority? This family has money. Bought them all They even gave me an extra 200 yuan tip. Unlike you, who are so stingy. If you want it Look for him! There’s this whole basket of ginger right now! They all belong to other people. Zhang Xiaofan This is the rich Lao Tzu I can get people to treat me with utmost respect just by spending 500 yuan. And all you can do is stare helplessly. Why didn’t you just buy a box of ginger? Why pretend to be generous in front of me? Your reaction sounds like you’re angry. It seems you really need to buy this ginger to cook at home. Well then, for the sake of being old classmates, I’ll sell it to you. It seems there’s still a chance to make it. that I really need this piece of ginger to cook at home. Tell me how much it costs. 100 yuan you say What kind of world is this? You’ve opened your mouth wide! I pity you for being in such a miserable state. That’s why I sold it to you at a high price. If you don’t want it That doesn’t matter. I’ll take it back for our hotel kitchen to use. Do you look down on people? If you really care about that 100 yuan… Then kneel down and kowtow to me three times. Call me Dad How about I give you one? To prove a point I paid 100 yuan. What? A piece of ginger for 100 yuan? Young man, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? Dried ginger Are you an idiot? 100 yuan for a single piece of ginger? Hey, you were never very bright when you were in school. Even now, my brain still doesn’t work well. You must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. Stop talking nonsense, I’ve already paid. Now it’s time to pick my ginger. etc. You’re making yourself act like you have 10,000 yuan when you have 100 yuan. But I decide what kind of ginger I sell to you. Choose whichever you like. But you’re not satisfied with what you chose. I want a refund, hmph! If you want a refund Give 100 yuan This ginger skin is so thick. I’m even uglier than you. Going around in circles 100 times I still ended up ruining this he shou wu (Polygonum multiflorum). I’m leaving now that the transaction is complete. Wait a minute, I’ll let you go. What else do you want to do? You said you bought ginger for 100 yuan What if they come back to me wanting a refund? I will not give it back to you. So let’s sign an agreement. Cash on delivery No further connection OK hmm Oh dear. Grandma, are you alright? Oh, it’s nothing. Thank you. young man If you hadn’t dropped what you were holding and caught me… My kick! It fell apart. Ha ha Why Oh this This is a century-old He Shou Wu (Polygonum multiflorum). Oh dear, I’ve searched all over the Hundred Thousand Mountains However, they were unable to find this rare medicinal herb. I never expected to run into you here. Heaven truly rewards those who persevere! My husband is saved! Young man, do you sell your century-old He Shou Wu? I’d like to buy it. What is this He Shou Wu? Still a century-old style Not an old lady This is a piece of ginger. Where did this He Shou Wu come from? Still a hundred years old I didn’t misread it. This he shou wu The growing environment is similar to that of ginger. However, the edible part of it is completely different from ginger. Look, even the chipped areas still have patterns! It’s just different from ginger. Old woman, what you said sounds very convincing. You wouldn’t happen to be an extra hired by Jiang Xiaofan, would you? You wouldn’t happen to be an extra hired by Jiang Xiaofan, would you? As is well known This Polygonum multiflorum is very precious. How could it possibly be here? Ah ah Little brother Didn’t your elders teach you? Speak more politely You old hag, how dare you slap me! um Ahhhhh Stop hitting I was wrong, I was wrong. Do you still dare to swear at me now? Grandma I was just trying to kindly remind you. That’s not He Shou Wu at all. That’s ginger. You didn’t have to hit me. snort Although I am getting old But I’m not so old and blind yet. Young man, do you sell your century-old He Shou Wu? I’ll give you 3 million. Oh my god So expensive So much money Is that the one I just sold for 100 yuan? Do you think it’s not enough? I’ll offer 5 million. 5 million, although I’m a manager now But I couldn’t earn that much money in decades. This century-old He Shou Wu is so valuable! To be honest… My husband really needs this. Help! As long as your bid doesn’t exceed my tolerance level… I can accept either. I can provide it. So you used this century-old He Shou Wu (Polygonum multiflorum) It was to save people. This is for you. I will not take a penny. What will you give me? Yes, saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda. Therefore, money is slightly less important than human life. Grandma, please take this home quickly to save someone’s life! I should go too. Wise and kind young people There aren’t many left now. Young man, wait a minute. Young man, please accept this million. I can’t have Grandma, I just said You can’t ask for money. Why The value of this century-old He Shou Wu (Polygonum multiflorum) is immeasurable. Who needs it? It is worth a fortune What about those who don’t need it? It’s just a supplement You take this million. I feel a little better. Jiang Xiaobai, you can’t leave. What are you going to do? The 1 million check you just received I deserve at least half the credit. I’ve seen shameless people I’ve never seen anyone so shameless. I’m telling the truth. I sold you this he shou wu for 100 yuan. The product does not match the description Not in line with actual value Therefore, you must give me half of this million-dollar check. Why didn’t you say that when the old lady was here? I was afraid of being beaten. The old lady has passed away. so So you think I’m easy to bully? You piece of trash How dare you hit me! I’ll tell you today. I’m not someone anyone can beat. Not just anyone can fight like that. Sun Mazi Sometimes I don’t want to argue with you. That doesn’t mean I’m really a pushover. Don’t forget He Shoubo when you sold me out. We’ve already signed a cash-on-delivery agreement. So how much should I sell it for? It has nothing to do with you. besides I never knew What is a refrigerator? Get lost! This 1 million Missed the opportunity Already Why are there so many ants? Why are there so many ants? Where are you going? Can you tell me? The supermarket and jewelry store over there are having a promotion. Buy a cup of instant noodles and get a free gold bar! The grand prize is a 5-kilogram gold ingot! Those people bought like crazy I won’t eat it even after opening it. We’re going to carry them all back to our nest to eat during the winter. Gold ingots are also made of gold. Now just one gram can sell for over 1,000. This is a space species The value after being mixed up is 5 million. I’m one step closer to my 10 million. This intelligence is quite good. Why are you talking so much to this human? He couldn’t understand. Of course I understood! You just said There’s a supermarket and a jewelry store doing a joint promotion over there. Buy a cup of noodles and get gold free The grand prize is a 5-kilogram gold ingot. Humans are amazing! You actually understand our slang? That’s nothing, what I want to know now is… Do you know about that grand prize? That 5-kilogram gold ingot In which box? Or perhaps it’s just a gimmick. There is no grand prize. Impossible The merchants who organized this event were very conscientious. Our Sentinel Soldiers They’ve already climbed over there to gather intelligence. The grand prize was in a rotten instant noodle bucket. And the box was broken. So it was never sold. If you go and buy it, you’re guaranteed to win a big prize. Okay, I’ll wait until I win this prize. We’ll distribute chicken, duck, fish, and meat to you all. Yay! Why Is there any chance of winning? Why Oh dear, still no grand prize. Only consolation prizes I spent over a thousand yuan on a single pack of wet wipes. Why What’s a little over a thousand yuan to you? For this grand prize I’ve already spent five or six thousand on gold bars. Do you have any gold ingots here? So many people are buying instant noodles here. It must have cost at least several hundred thousand. That’s right. Each of us bought at least five or six boxes. All I received were third prizes and consolation prizes. It’s either wet wipes or socks Don’t worry, there will definitely be a grand prize. But is it within our promotional area? I don’t know. After all, the supermarket is a chain. This event is a city-wide initiative. So, the grand prize! Not in our promotional area It will definitely be in another promotional area. Why didn’t I see such a wonderful mess? The item was taken. So many boxes with rotten feet The secret manuals must be hidden there. Hello I doubt anyone would buy those old, worn-out instant noodle boxes. They sold it to me for 60 yuan a box. sure Anyway, nobody wants to buy a box that’s broken. Oh no, someone else beat me to it again! I have to raise the price. I just counted. A total of 10 boxes, rounded up to 500 yuan. Sell them all to me! Haha, we just agreed on 60 yuan per box. You just deducted 100 yuan from my account. Cannot be sold Oh, what’s wrong with that? The boxes were all rotten. Nobody wants it I’ll add another 50 for you. Oh no, no! The promotional price of 68.8 yuan was already very cheap. If you want to buy it at 60, I’ll sell it to you. Do you still want to do this? My boss will deduct my salary if he finds out. If you don’t want to sell, then forget it. Instant noodles in several broken boxes I doubt there will even be a consolation prize. Hello, I’ll take all 10 boxes of instant noodles. Keep the change. Still young people No haggling Then I’ll sell it to you. Kid, I’ve already negotiated the price down. You interfered What do you mean? The staff just sold it to you for 60 yuan a box. You still haggle? I really couldn’t stand it anymore. Is there a problem with buying at the original price? You brat, what are you pretending to be, some kind of righteous hero? Pah! Isn’t it just that they’re interested in what’s inside the box? Did you get the grand prize ingots? These 10 boxes contain I doubt they’ll even be able to offer a consolation prize. It’s not you, sister, who speaks. Can you please not make it sound so awful? Oh, now you think I’m being mean? When you interrupted my bargaining Why don’t you feel ashamed of your behavior? You said you didn’t want it just now, right? I’m the one who wants to buy it! Handsome guy, ignore him. Are you planning to open these 10 boxes of instant noodles here? I’ll just drive here. I have a feeling I’ll win the grand prize. Also the grand prize You worthless loser, you’re really good at daydreaming. I guess I’ll just use a few packs of wet wipes at home to clean myself up. He even said he would win the grand prize. Where is the grand prize? I want to say I won. What do you suggest we do? Then I’ll do a pole dance in the street for you to see. Come on, nobody will watch something like this. They’ll probably be arrested as if they’re crazy. Um Holy crap, the gold ingot grand prize! How could this be? I actually won the grand prize! Am I dreaming? Is that right? Why don’t you just slap yourself and find out? It really hurts! What incredible luck you had! You’re amazing! I’m so lucky! You’re not allowed to post this anymore. I’ll take the gold ingot. The rest were distributed among everyone. Why Why are you stopping me? This gold ingot should belong to me! I was originally going to buy those 10 boxes of instant noodles. You beat me to it! Give me the gold ingot Otherwise, don’t even think about leaving. Have you paid? Just say it’s yours. You’re so big and you’re not even ashamed to talk like that? Get lost! 5 million plus 2 million There are now 7 million I earned so much in just one day! If another animal intelligence report were to come… The agreement with Grandpa Yu is almost fulfilled. I need to quickly check the surroundings again to see if there are any small animals. Check if any important clues have been missed. What a big fish! It must weigh about 70 or 80 pounds. Where did you fish? I caught it in the river next to the park. It took me three days of baiting to finally catch it. Wow, amazing! Haha oops Someone please save me! Who can save me? I told him Where can I find imperial jade? It’s a pity that humans can’t understand fish. I will never be greedy again. Imperial Jade This is a priceless top-tier item in the jade industry. Hey, miss! This is what you’re talking about. I caught this from the river in the park next door. Can you sell me such a big carp? I’ll sell it to you, but you won’t. So you’re taking it home to cook? I won’t eat it. The joy of fishing is fishing Instead of eating fish What do you know? My big carp That was fished after three days and three nights of baiting the area. I need to walk this street seven or eight times. You’re quite the seasoned angler! But you’re showing this fish off everywhere. It has no water to drink. Die soon Oh right I’m going to get some water now. Hey stop It’s too late for you to get water now. Look at this fish with its mouth open. This indicates that there is already a water shortage. He was about to die What should we do then? I fished it up. I don’t want to kill it. Then sell it to me. I quickly rode my electric bike to take it to the riverbank. Just release it. That won’t do, that’s what I caught. I’ll go release the animals then. Okay. Okay, okay, I’ll feed you right away. Go release the animals. I don’t want the money anymore. I happen to have something to do. Meeting me today is your good fortune. I’ll release you back into the wild right now. Thank you. You’re like a god descended from heaven! That’s amazing! But it seems like you’ll live a long time. Before releasing you You need to tell me where that imperial bandit is first. You can actually understand what I’m saying? Of course. Otherwise, why would I come to save you? Okay, to repay the life-saving grace I’ll tell you I have a cousin who is a grass carp. A month ago, while sunbathing by the river… Mistakenly swallowed imperial jade It was caught in the fishmonger’s net this morning. If this doesn’t turn into food That should be at the seafood market. The seafood market is full of fish sellers. There are also seafood vendors. How do I find it? My older cousin’s grass carp tail It was bitten off by a blackfish So it’s easy to find. If you can save my cousin and get the Imperial Jade I hope you can release him back into the wild too. Okay, no problem. I’ll release you back into the wild now. Yu Brothers Your older cousin, who’s a grass carp, probably isn’t going to make it. Because he swallowed the Emperor’s Powder I had no choice but to cut open his stomach to extract the imperial powder. Perhaps this is the rule of nature. This is the grass carp with its tail cut off. Boss Boss I want the tail of this grass carp. It’s broken off. Oh, the fish with the broken tail. This means no one wants the fish. That’s how big it is. It’s because the tail was cut off. They can’t sell them. Do you want it? Cheaper, 5 yuan per jin, boss. That’s incredibly stingy! It’s only 5 yuan cheaper per pound If it’s cheaper, I’ll take it. It won’t be cheaper anymore. This is already being sold at a loss. This fish with its tail cut off Placed in this day and night I doubt anyone would want it. After all, we don’t know what kind of thing was used to raise these fish. So I’ll give you another dollar off. I’ll take it. It won’t be cheaper It’s not cheap, is it? Hmm, I don’t want it anymore. I wonder who would buy your broken-tailed fish. Not the eldest brother Can’t you have some decency in your words? What’s wrong? I didn’t say anything to you. Why are you taking this personally? You’re not buying this fish with the broken tail? If I say I want to buy it, isn’t that the same as talking about me? Humph. Then you buy it. I bought it because I don’t want to argue with you. Boss, hey, a fish! hey hey oh hey hmm 75 jin (37.5 catties) for 5 yuan per jin (0.5 kg) It’s about 375 in total. I’ll round it down for you. 370 is enough. Good lad That’s so straightforward, unlike some people. It’s already half the price! I just won’t buy it. They even cursed at people, I don’t know how they got into school. snort I spent 370 to buy a fish with a broken tail. What do you have to do with this sucker? What’s the difference? Respectful words I think you have low manners. Brother, don’t pay attention to this kind of person. Should we kill this grass carp or not? I’m slaughtering for free. I’m dying, I’m dying. What should I do? I don’t want to die yet. Actually, not killing them is fine. Go back and tell Grandpa Yu It is said that there is imperial jade inside the fish’s belly. Keep it until it dies, then take it out. The boss doesn’t need to be killed Put some water in the bag Let him live When our family is free Alright Oh dear Come to your fish That brat even tries to steal a fish from me! Pah! People like you should eat fish with their tails cut off. I have tolerated you time and time again. You’re so evasive and unwilling to let go I urge you to apologize to me and my fish right now. Apologize to your grandpa Who do you think you are? Oh no, oh no, it can’t be that bad, it can’t be that bad. It’s just a grass carp. What are you fighting about? I originally wanted to buy this fish. I’ll buy it if it gets any cheaper. But this kid insisted on buying it. How could I not be angry? ah ah What’s inside this fish’s belly? It looks like a rock. No, this is top-grade imperial jadeite! This is a top-grade imperial jadeite! I went to the Imperial Jadeite and it was worth the price of an eagle. Stealing my fish They even stole my things. I’ll beat you into submission today! My name is not Jiang Xiaofan Stop hitting! Stop hitting! I was wrong, but this Imperial Jade Shouldn’t we split it in half when we meet? What does this have to do with you? This fish was bought by that young man. This imperial jade… That is, that guy’s What does this have to do with you? Young man, take your jade safe! Boss, I thought you were thinking about him too. You underestimated me, didn’t you? This imperial jade is valuable… But I don’t care. Do you have time? Just come and support our shop more often! Thank you, boss. Wishing you booming business Hey hey Stop looking, the deadline is almost here! Jiang Xiaofan has not yet appeared. It must be that we haven’t finished our work. I’m too ashamed to keep my promise. Grandpa blames you Let him earn 10 million in half a month It’s too difficult. Ordinary people have no interpersonal relationships It’s simply impossible to complete. Please give him another chance. No, a bet between men must be kept. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to become the son-in-law of the Yu family. Thankfully, it wasn’t late. Why are you sweating so much? Let me wipe it for you. Did you fail to keep our promise, kid? Don’t underestimate ordinary people. This is a check for 1 million. This is a gold ingot. 5 kg This is Imperial Jade. The value of these three things I think it has far exceeded our agreement. How did you earn so much? Open and aboveboard Earned without a head or neck My man is amazing! Grandpa, can we go get our marriage certificate now? Go
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老編這些狗眼看人低，真是學些不入流的手法，真有夠無語
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