That Japanese I learned as a kid finally coming in handy.

>sleeping

>get call

>check number

>”Wait a sec… I know this number”

>”moshimosh”

>Hi Im calling from XFinity is LMGDiVa there?

>eto wakarimasen

>Im sorry ma’am I can’t understand you can you speak up

>Ano… nihongo hanashi masu ka

>”Ma’am I can’t hear you”

>”eee… nan de. nihongo hanashi masu ka”

>”I cannot hear you properly so you’ll have to call us back

>agent Hangs up

MFW